#tummytuesday and #tightywhitietuesday in one go!

A Definitive List of Totally Equally Weighted Things I Would Do For You If Asked, by Edith Piaf: - go to the ends of the earth ✈️🌎 - get you the whole ass moon 📿🌛 - steal you a fortune 🥷💰 - forsake my homeland 🙅🏻‍♀️🇫🇷 - give up all my friends 🚫👯‍♀️ - …dye my hair blonde 💇‍♀️

POV: you found out your coworker observes #tightywhiteytuesday when you walked in on him changing into his scrubs in the hospital locker room.

Couple POV wake-up ropes for ya

Glad we’re on the same page there, Paul Hollywood

I’m a slut for belly rubs

The fact that it’s hot and sweaty out and I’m at work instead of hiking naked and bating in the woods is bumming me out, ngl

Commission from @mattforrest.bsky.social for #TFTuesday. #TFEveryday #NSFWart

It's springtime! Satyr mating season just started 🐐

Fantasizing about getting tied down and milked makes me leak #precum like a faucet

Save a horse, suck my cock

Happy Masturbation Month!

The sounds this thing makes 😍

I need a couple volunteers for something….

Me: you better not be a cunty Eponine when I get there Francois Arnaud:

Roses are red, Light bulbs are glass

Forgot to post this cumshot from when I was camming last week 💦💦

Happy Thursday...forgot to post this from a week back? Two #PA bros got together and decided to create a ____. Fill in the blank. Ohh and wish @mattforrest.bsky.social Happy Belated Bday 🎂🎉 #TeamPA #pierceddick #princealbert

Been a while since I posted a new nude. A newd if you will.

Technology is amazing. I’ve been playing a lot of Street Fighter 6 lately, and discovered yesterday that someone made a mod for Zangief that tastefully boosts the size of his bulge, and makes his belly just a little hairier. It’s art. #gaymer #bara

tell me 5 classes u took [whenever] - Genomics for Nursing Practice - Medical Ethics - Experimental Social Psychology - Acting for Non-Theatre Majors - Musical Orchestration

Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals” Showgirls With Big Naturals

Anybody got any extra belly rubs I could borrow #tummytuesday

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One week ‘til Christmas! What are you wishing for…? #santadaddy #santabear

If you haven’t watched my hubby cum, I highly recommend it 😈

Sometimes you need to outsource your bull milking to a machine

Awhh thanks for making my cock look so good 🍆👀

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I just found out about the RFK cum poem from straight media and for once I’ve never been prouder of the gays for *not* widely disseminating (heh) something

Feeling a bit pent up today and in need of a release like this again.

Here’s my shiny fat hog

Sunday morning wood

Unfollow, block, and do not support @nicksluckycharm.bsky.social this was a tough read and a brave post.

have you ever noticed how “he hath horns! / he is a cuck!” is kinda the Shakespearean equivalent of “honey? Where are my paaaaaaaaaants?”

No softie Saturday for this raging boner 😈#briefs

K but what if someone gently and slowly sucked me off right now

Like so…? 😜

dude I’m so poppered and masturbating my penis is all I wanna do

Monday evening robe bate

Well I didn’t get a fuck vid but the lighting did not go to waste

Halloween ‘fit brought to you in part by @art.codyshipman.com 🌈👽

Ok this would be amazing lighting for fuck vid

Post a hairy chest pic

Now that I got your attention … who am I gonna see at Key West Bear Weekend? 🐻🌴

Have some wet fur

Only another 36 hours to go before I’m allowed to cum …. I’m not making this any easier on myself by looking at all these #fcf pics 🥵