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Wedgewood! Noooo!

Have we figured out what DC sandwich guys order is? I really really want to know what was on that sub

Got that deep in my bones chronic illness fatigue going on. The kind where I wish I could hang my skeleton up in the closet to give it a break while the rest of me lays here in a puddle. Also i generally don't like being touched but got a big hug today and that was... not my favorite.

"Today was a lot but now I can chill and don't have to go anywhere or do anything" I said earlier. Today wanted to prove me Wong so here I am, gone somewhere, doing something.

Finally finished my frog and toad bag hangers. I love them and their ridiculous oversize overalls

I know this won't surprise anyone but the hot chocolate liquid iv is an absolute nightmare

Coldplay is awful anyway but why do people insist on playing it at sports? People are supposed to be getting pumped up

The new giant blanket I crocheted for myself. Green beans for scale, banana not available.

Guys I did it, I finished the blanket I started crocheting in janusry! Pictures tomorrow when the light cooperates.

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That was for DT #88

Put together my son's new ikea bed. I absolutely love putting furniture together but I am sore as fuck now.

Day 2 jaw still not back in place. Tried to eat a sandwich and it made some horrific pops. Cross your fingers I can snap it back tomorrow!

You know you're hypermobile when you sleep funny and wake up with a subluxated jaw.

I would really appreciate less stuff happening right now. It's just so very much. So before anything more happens please form an orderly line and take a number.

Kid came home today and nonchalantly said "got hit by a car on my way home again". So I guess thats a wrap on him riding his bike to school.

I hate when you're sick and feel like you have been beat up. Is it not enough that I'm sick I have to be in pain too?!

Guy at the bar just said "I'm not saying my sisters are hot but....." and that was when I decided it was time to leave.

The disrespect to drunkenly shout nonsense while Celine Dion is playing. What kind of bar is this?!

Couldn't figure out why the lint screen in my dryer wouldn't sit nicely in its spot. There was lint under the screen, all packed down. So just remember to check there next time you do laundry

Went to see my son play for his new team for the first time and I'm once again left asking why are men? Sat down in a row by myself, watching. Guy intentionally moves from a few rows away to a few seats away and starts trying to secretly take my picture?! Fucker left the flash on.

@bobinboulder.bsky.social we will be up in Boulder quite a bit in the next few weeks any food suggestions?

Tried it, could not fit those things in 30 seconds. But I did try it!

I once played hockey with a guy who wore jeans under his hockey gear. Ugh

Had to have a sandwich for lunch today and I blame all of you for making me crave one so badly all week.

Today I found the best flavor cotton candy. Banana. No question, absolutely delightful.

I dont give a fuck who is in the files. If they abused children they need to be held accountable because it's the right thing to do. It's about justice for the victims not political points.

The frustration of doing laundry so you can find that one missing thing onlynto get finished and it's still missing. Gonna have to make a lost poster for my bra

I really don't understand the number of people I have seen filming at stores lately. yesterday it was a woman with her phone camera on and sticking out of her bra while she just casually pushed a cart talking to her teen. last week it was teens carrying a clip on mic and giggling over sunscreen...

Did a ton of walking at the renaissance festival yesterday and now feel like my legs are going to pop right off like a Barbie doll. My hips feel like they are weebles but unlike a weeble I WILL fall down.

I really thought all this time that I was the only one who disliked coldplay but after seeing all the "really at a coldplay concert?!" jokes I realized I'm not alone!

@gonzo.bsky.social happy birthday!!!

Sometimes I hate being hypermobile. Sitting here doing fuck all and suddenly my wrist pops and hurts like hell and my fingers go numb.

Teenagers. One minute he's explaining that he used his lawn mowing money to get me my favorite energy drink. The next he's telling me he thought shampoo and conditioner were the same thing.

To the person (seemingly right outside my bedroom window) shooting off fireworks at twelve fucking thirty AM, I hope you hit your toe on your bedframe so hard it breaks. And then i hope a couple days later when it still hurts but you can kinda limp around someone steps on your foot.

Today a child told me he likes my purple hair and it suits me. Gotta love compliments from kids, you know they mean it.

My 14 year old just discovered the song "detachable penis" for the first time. He came home and said "so there was this really weird song on the radio..." so naturally I took a guess and now he knows not only is there a song called "detachable penis" but also one called "short dick man"

Getting all caught up at work rocks until I remember it will go completely unappreciated.

Morning glory flowers ready to open tomorrow and a tiny grasshopper named fredrick

Don Cheadle held a door for me once but was just a little too far away so I had to do that awkward 2 or 3 step jog. Very polite.

Hell of a week, and still 1 day to go. Hope I still have a job next week but also this one is crushing my soul.

My favorite restaurant is closing so we went one last time. Turns out they got rid of the one fucking thing i eat there. So instead I had some tiny overpriced steak and now I'm hungry but nothing sounds good cuz I've wanted that one fucking thing for the last week. And there's crying and I hate it

My husband bought me a weighted hula hoop from the neighbors garage sale last week. It's so much more difficult than the pvc pipe and duct tape hoop I had before. I did way better with it today, unclear if that was improvement or if I was driven by the good Charlotte my playlist threw at me

@bobinboulder.bsky.social Checking in on you. How are you doing today?

@itsflanoy.bsky.social thank you!

I'm now in a fun middle ground where the middle school is still emailing me, the high school has started emailing me, and the district of course emails me.

Just swished with vodka because my sick kid breathed directly in my mouth while I was trying to check his throat. Kids are gross

It's OK to be scared sometimes. And it's OK to let your loved ones be scared. Saying "it will be fine" without acknowledging their fear isn't helpful it's just dismissive.

I really thought he would be uncomfortable but he in fact fell asleep like this