Mars Zipan
@zipanmars.bsky.social
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Aaron Parnas
about 5 hours ago
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Wedgewood! Noooo!
5 days ago
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Have we figured out what DC sandwich guys order is? I really really want to know what was on that sub
6 days ago
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Got that deep in my bones chronic illness fatigue going on. The kind where I wish I could hang my skeleton up in the closet to give it a break while the rest of me lays here in a puddle. Also i generally don't like being touched but got a big hug today and that was... not my favorite.
7 days ago
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"Today was a lot but now I can chill and don't have to go anywhere or do anything" I said earlier. Today wanted to prove me Wong so here I am, gone somewhere, doing something.
8 days ago
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Finally finished my frog and toad bag hangers. I love them and their ridiculous oversize overalls
10 days ago
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I know this won't surprise anyone but the hot chocolate liquid iv is an absolute nightmare
13 days ago
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Coldplay is awful anyway but why do people insist on playing it at sports? People are supposed to be getting pumped up
15 days ago
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The new giant blanket I crocheted for myself. Green beans for scale, banana not available.
17 days ago
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Guys I did it, I finished the blanket I started crocheting in janusry! Pictures tomorrow when the light cooperates.
17 days ago
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Brad Meltzer
20 days ago
Like and share this and I’ll pick 5 of you to get free copies of I AM SIMONE BILES! Buy it here:
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That was for DT #88
28 days ago
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Put together my son's new ikea bed. I absolutely love putting furniture together but I am sore as fuck now.
about 1 month ago
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Day 2 jaw still not back in place. Tried to eat a sandwich and it made some horrific pops. Cross your fingers I can snap it back tomorrow!
about 2 months ago
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You know you're hypermobile when you sleep funny and wake up with a subluxated jaw.
about 2 months ago
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I would really appreciate less stuff happening right now. It's just so very much. So before anything more happens please form an orderly line and take a number.
about 2 months ago
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Kid came home today and nonchalantly said "got hit by a car on my way home again". So I guess thats a wrap on him riding his bike to school.
about 2 months ago
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I hate when you're sick and feel like you have been beat up. Is it not enough that I'm sick I have to be in pain too?!
2 months ago
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Guy at the bar just said "I'm not saying my sisters are hot but....." and that was when I decided it was time to leave.
2 months ago
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The disrespect to drunkenly shout nonsense while Celine Dion is playing. What kind of bar is this?!
2 months ago
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Couldn't figure out why the lint screen in my dryer wouldn't sit nicely in its spot. There was lint under the screen, all packed down. So just remember to check there next time you do laundry
3 months ago
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Went to see my son play for his new team for the first time and I'm once again left asking why are men? Sat down in a row by myself, watching. Guy intentionally moves from a few rows away to a few seats away and starts trying to secretly take my picture?! Fucker left the flash on.
3 months ago
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@bobinboulder.bsky.social
we will be up in Boulder quite a bit in the next few weeks any food suggestions?
3 months ago
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Tried it, could not fit those things in 30 seconds. But I did try it!
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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I once played hockey with a guy who wore jeans under his hockey gear. Ugh
3 months ago
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Had to have a sandwich for lunch today and I blame all of you for making me crave one so badly all week.
3 months ago
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Today I found the best flavor cotton candy. Banana. No question, absolutely delightful.
3 months ago
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I dont give a fuck who is in the files. If they abused children they need to be held accountable because it's the right thing to do. It's about justice for the victims not political points.
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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The frustration of doing laundry so you can find that one missing thing onlynto get finished and it's still missing. Gonna have to make a lost poster for my bra
4 months ago
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I really don't understand the number of people I have seen filming at stores lately. yesterday it was a woman with her phone camera on and sticking out of her bra while she just casually pushed a cart talking to her teen. last week it was teens carrying a clip on mic and giggling over sunscreen...
4 months ago
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Did a ton of walking at the renaissance festival yesterday and now feel like my legs are going to pop right off like a Barbie doll. My hips feel like they are weebles but unlike a weeble I WILL fall down.
4 months ago
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I really thought all this time that I was the only one who disliked coldplay but after seeing all the "really at a coldplay concert?!" jokes I realized I'm not alone!
4 months ago
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@gonzo.bsky.social
happy birthday!!!
4 months ago
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Sometimes I hate being hypermobile. Sitting here doing fuck all and suddenly my wrist pops and hurts like hell and my fingers go numb.
4 months ago
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Teenagers. One minute he's explaining that he used his lawn mowing money to get me my favorite energy drink. The next he's telling me he thought shampoo and conditioner were the same thing.
4 months ago
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To the person (seemingly right outside my bedroom window) shooting off fireworks at twelve fucking thirty AM, I hope you hit your toe on your bedframe so hard it breaks. And then i hope a couple days later when it still hurts but you can kinda limp around someone steps on your foot.
4 months ago
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Today a child told me he likes my purple hair and it suits me. Gotta love compliments from kids, you know they mean it.
5 months ago
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My 14 year old just discovered the song "detachable penis" for the first time. He came home and said "so there was this really weird song on the radio..." so naturally I took a guess and now he knows not only is there a song called "detachable penis" but also one called "short dick man"
5 months ago
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Getting all caught up at work rocks until I remember it will go completely unappreciated.
5 months ago
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Morning glory flowers ready to open tomorrow and a tiny grasshopper named fredrick
5 months ago
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Don Cheadle held a door for me once but was just a little too far away so I had to do that awkward 2 or 3 step jog. Very polite.
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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Hell of a week, and still 1 day to go. Hope I still have a job next week but also this one is crushing my soul.
5 months ago
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My favorite restaurant is closing so we went one last time. Turns out they got rid of the one fucking thing i eat there. So instead I had some tiny overpriced steak and now I'm hungry but nothing sounds good cuz I've wanted that one fucking thing for the last week. And there's crying and I hate it
5 months ago
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My husband bought me a weighted hula hoop from the neighbors garage sale last week. It's so much more difficult than the pvc pipe and duct tape hoop I had before. I did way better with it today, unclear if that was improvement or if I was driven by the good Charlotte my playlist threw at me
5 months ago
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@bobinboulder.bsky.social
Checking in on you. How are you doing today?
6 months ago
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@itsflanoy.bsky.social
thank you!
6 months ago
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I'm now in a fun middle ground where the middle school is still emailing me, the high school has started emailing me, and the district of course emails me.
6 months ago
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Just swished with vodka because my sick kid breathed directly in my mouth while I was trying to check his throat. Kids are gross
6 months ago
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It's OK to be scared sometimes. And it's OK to let your loved ones be scared. Saying "it will be fine" without acknowledging their fear isn't helpful it's just dismissive.
6 months ago
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I really thought he would be uncomfortable but he in fact fell asleep like this
6 months ago
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