“Vladimir STOP!”

Normalize saying no to billionaires

@mcuban.bsky.social please buy TikTok, not El*n

From now on TFG means “that felon guy.”

crazy to think that two of the guys ruining apps like this could rebuild LA with no impact to their lifestyles

Saw a headline about how the LA fires may affect awards season so if any aliens are reading this I am ready to be abducted

hey everybody, let’s be more patient with these billionaires. it might be their first time getting in bed with an oligarch!

Suddenly those AI accounts aren’t looking so bad

Social media ick: adding “read that again” to the end of a post

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

I just want to be cozy at home but also socialize and travel, buy all the things but also save all my money, and get super fit but also eat whatever I want and not exercise

hey what if we made planned obsolescence illegal

Why isn’t Hermes suing Walmart?

Only 364 days left in 2025!

Once again wondering what Eeyore’s life would have been like if he had found the right therapist and SSRIs

Once again thinking about how Ms. Frizzle could be driving a school bus full of children around in my colon and I’d have no idea

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Do you ever realize you’re not Beyoncé and get upset or is that just me?

Tell me you partied with Diddy without telling me

If you or someone you love has ever opened a tube of Pillsbury biscuits, you may be entitled to compensation

I am ready to be abducted from this planet

The mob wife aesthetic was the universe’s attempt to prepare us for Luigi

Please.

Casting Deny, Defend, Depose (directed by David Fincher): a thread

Ah, the faces of cowardice.

The internet has a very “storming of the Bastille” vibe rn

An audiotape of Jeffrey Epstein stating that he was Donald Trump’s best friend for a decade didn’t even get 12 full hours of media coverage. Just something to think about as we enter day 3 of Hunter pardon clickbait.

*gesturing at everything* I don’t think Wilson Phillips were expecting all *this* when they said to hold on

This is why women want more pockets