Woe, wrench be upon ye

(( @serzephiphi.bsky.social I'm going absolutely insane I can't find the thread; I didn't hallucinate it, did I?))

((HELP I lost all of my saved postssss. 😭))

((No YOU forgot your log in info!))

((Stephanivien would be the shop class professor LOL))

((I keep forgetting I don't have anything that makes people not look sanitized. Whomp whomp.))

...My name is not Steven.

Stealing and combining two jokes for Artoirel

@serzephiphi.bsky.social He takes in a deep breath as he looks out at the ocean of Costa de Sol. "What a great day for training! I say, and I am immediately going to knock on wood."

....What's this about being milked?

((Heehoo))

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a bullet!

steph, i understand your enthusiasm, but i am BEGGING you to bring a gun to a gunfight. at least ONCE.

((Please know I read that as "dick" more than once)) "I can certainly do that~!"

"Oh hardly! I haven't the legs for it."

".....I would not be opposed to that at all."

"I do not know what this means?"

((Going to be slow for a bit I really need to lockdown and get some creative work done. DJKLSDKS))

.... I may need glasses, I read that as kinks.

Oh! Ah...??? I would say "come find me in Skysteel" but I do not know who you are.

~Muse list!~ 🐦Leofard Myste: @redbillleofard.bsky.social 🗡️ Jacke Swallow: @edelweissrogue.bsky.social 🍵 Y'shtola: @yshtolarchon.bsky.social 🌹 Stephanivien: @skysteelbrightsun.bsky.social 👻 Ardebert: @number1shard.bsky.social 🍎 Zero: @zer013th.bsky.social +++

~ 🌹 Canon Lore and ☀️ Headcanon thread! ~ 🌹 Oldest of five to Count Baurendouin. His siblings, from oldest to youngest are Aurvael, Chlodebaimt (deceased), Laniaitte, and Francel. 🌹 Refused any knight training in favor of working at Skysteel Manufactory, father was displeased for years. +

[NPC Rp and (mostly) ic account for Stephanivien from FFXIV!] ~~OOC Notes and Info Thread~~ - Muse is 30, mun 30+ MDNI - Machinist Quest Line spoilers, mild MSQ spoilers. - Open to shipping with chemistry - all ships would be in their own verse unless a polyship is approved! +++

Oh come now, I'm far too busy in the manufactory to have such things. Joye is naught but a friend and employee!

That was a no! I said it would be inappropriate!

((FUCKING CRYING)) ....Joye also works in the manor, that would be highly inappropriate. And I'm fairly certain he would shoot me before bedding me.

((dying of laught))

((le yoink))

.....He was what?

Oh! This is an excellent question! Yes, I'm curious to explore things, but I know so little I don't even know what to explore!

((If Sicard shows up in the manufactory, 100% Rostnsthal is going to piss himself LMFAO.))

((Wooo, sinday.))

((Woooo tis sinday my goobs))

.....Oh is it Moonfire already?

((Anon message link!))

((Sure why not, fluster him.))

((Sure why not, fluster him.))

((I can't remember who made it, but there was a gpose someone did that showed all our favorite elezen NPC's next to each other, and Stephanivien towered above them all and the frist time I saw it i was like... "What the fuck do you mean Stephanvian is taller than them all."))

((Stephanivien too shy to make a dick joke yet he's the one who walks around coerthas with his shirt wide open.))

((Stephanivien right now))

What's this about ears.

((HELP I know there are things owed but bsky is hiding all my threads, if you're waiting, please drop a link or like one of the replies on the thread. orz))

((I keep getting logged out and forget how to log back in skreeeee))

halloooo I'm bills!! I usually draw my catboy and Stephanivien, and sometimes the other Haillenartes and MCH characters :3c

Did I do this drawover just because it works as a gag without changing the original dialogue at all? Kinda.

((Chewing on bsky, I know I've got other replies and I can't fiiiinnndd thhheeeeemmm))

Ishgard, after Stephanivien be like #ffxiv

...Something tells me I do not wish to know.

((Be sure to give all your gil to your local Heavensward NPC's and also give them headpats and maybe even smooch some of them icly I say this unbiased of course.))