it was funnier in my head

As happy as I am now that we didn't win, I do sometimes question how we lost.

ardbert in ultima thule #ffxiv #ffxivart #endwalker #endwalkerspoilers

[🐻Ardbert]- #FebHyurary - Day.11 Shard "If you need a push, I'll be right there behind you." #EwaArdSFW

@hiroshixiv.etheirys.social I'm still cross with you.

@hiroshixiv.etheirys.social [STARING]

(( @hiroshixiv.etheirys.social gonna have a LOT TO ANSWER FOR))

My shard, everyone. Give 'em a round of applause.

...Ah. Pocky day. One of those many things I can't participate in.

I would ask if you were all behaving this fine say, but I know you're not.

ardbart simpson

I'm not sure I enjoy the tone of your repeated questioning.

Well, the one who's my shard...I am technically with them all the time and have no choice. As for my non-shards.... I suppose?

Eh? ((Double eh?))

...Well there is more than one, you will need to be a little more specific.

...I can't even be mad at that.

Was it something I said?

More than they realize.

Oh! I ah...thank...you?

....I truly have no idea how you expect me to answer this. My plans are whatever my shard's plans are, as I cannot stray to far from them at a given moment.

((Stealing from myself because there's a lot of good prompts))

((BOO what. I was looking for something else and saw there were a bunch of notifs that were eaten on him??? If there's anything you were hoping to continue feel free to ping the thread.))

((Because he never gets to do anything fun. dahkjsd)) ((Specify whether it's a pre-ghost or post ghost!))

Why's everyone panicking?

I suddenly have many regrets.

I never whimper.

((Be sure to give all your gil to your local Heavensward NPC's and also give them headpats and maybe even smooch some of them icly I say this unbiased of course.))

((Shoutout to Ardbert, who first shows up in Heavensward being the biggest dorkiest pain in te ass ever))

((....I don't know why but everytime I see that subtle nsfw prompt I have the urge to post it on Ardbert.)) ((Like buddy, your options are limited KHJDSSDHS))

Poor Ardbert 😅 #ffxivmeme #ffxiv #wolmeric #lumeric #ardbert

....I'm still safe!

....Oh gods.

My tome is also safe from my parents, thankfully.

Shadowbringers Week - Ardbert Hylfyst #FFXIV #FFXIVArt #Hyur #Midlander #HyurMidlander #Ardbert #ArdbertHylfyst #Blender #Render

.....Are you all feeling alright?

Oh! Oh, Ardbert! How I've missed you! #ffxiv

...I should probably stay away from that one, shouldn't I?

What's a Valentione's? And why am I getting so many?

Behold! A sorcerer of eld!

#FF14 #Ardbert #Meteor アルひろ Unspoken requiem for a river of tears

~Info~ * Muse: 31 (or 131, rather?) * Assume it's whatever the current patch is unless otherwise stated. * Like THIS post if you'd like him to be your WoL's shard from the first and he'll try not to judge your wol's social media shenanigans. Try, being the keyword. * Canon info is still canon. +++

You didn't really think I'd let you have all the fun, eh?