South Park always knows the truth

Abughazaleh: I think Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague. And if the response from ICE to people exercising their first amendment right is to drive vehicles through them, they should not be an agency in the US.

I said what I said.

Charlie Kirk was no Nazi Youth killed because he said nasty things He didn't get a firework spectacular from top brass - for being a good debater He co-founded one of the leading mega-donor espionage and troll-farming misinformation networks supporting MAGA Nazis His murder saved lives REASON

“Keeping clocks on Standard Time year-round would reduce the prevalence of obesity and strokes.” #DitchDST #SaveStandardTime

If you believe fair elections are still a thing, I'd be interested in your logic. ...there's a legal and available way for Democrats to get MAJORITY in 2025 and shore it up, but betting on a coin-flip in a year against a fascist regime of fraudsters, in total power - seems nothing short of stupid 🤔

Democrats have one plan Win an election against a fascist authoritarian regime of criminals with a history of election fraud/manipulation, and evidence of using force to subvert election results In over a year from now ...when Dems can legally take MAJORITY in 2025 if they recruit 5 reps

Democrats have one plan Win an election against a fascist authoritarian regime with a history of election fraud and manipulation, and evidence of using force to maintain their unwillingness to accept results In another year ...when they can legally have MAJORITY in 2025 if they recruit 5 reps...

Republicans cheer and engineer shutdowns because shutdowns erode people's faith in government, and that benefits the corporations and billionaires who want to push government of the way, so they can amass more power and wealth.

Politics is endlessly ridiculous and intentionally confusing. Ethics and morality are neither. Decide the side of right - for yourself, with help from standing on the shoulders of giants who came before you - and stick to it no matter where the politicians try to lead you.

It’s October and we still do not know what the national Democratic Party’s vision is. That’s ridiculous.

Yep I used to consider myself conservative

Im familiar. They are wasing the amount of effort we need to fix this - on an aimless street party. Well intended. Devastating consequences. GET A PLAN FIRST @indivisible.org @indivisiblevent.bsky.social @indivisiblebux.bsky.social @indivisibleroc.bsky.social @50501movement.bsky.social

Its not about "making fun" - they don't like that they can't FORCE US ALL to accept their lies as truth.

Betting the entire nation on a coin-flip against and organized crime network and career criminals facing long prison terms - was never a good idea. Especially if we're letting them provide the coin and handle the flip, then just taking their word... Seems a bit... stupid 🤔

GOP can not disobey MAGA Give Republican Congress memebers looking for a way out - a path right to the Democrats Open offer of political support to switch party, gives Dems MAJORITY in 2025 Waiting for a rigged election against a fascist authoritarian regime, is STUPID TAKE CONTROL OF CONGRESS

Daily Show promo for Pentagon Pete's new improved military posture 😏👇🏼💙😂😂

WAKE UP CALL WAKE THE FUCK UP Democrats can get MAJORITY in Congress, NOW ...and it may be the last chance ever Recruit 5 Republicans to switch party, get MAJORITY www.axios.com/2025/10/03/t...

It would be a lot less depressing if we were working toward an attainable goal ...had a valid plan There is one, but most seem too happy being depressed to care DNC can openly offer blanket support to Rs in Congress to switch party Get 5, get MAJORITY Majority let's Ds pick Speaker & set agenda

Signed.

THIS NEEDS TO BE BIGGER NEWS THAN IT IS... IT NEEDS EPSTEIN FILES LEVEL AMPLIFIERS

Just need a few. ...and this dark spot in history, is history. Republicans can't go against their party. GOP can't go against the RNC. ...but they CAN be Democrats, and Democrats can. Would not have to change ideology or views Majority is 100% MATH ...takes an OPEN/PUBLIC OFFER from the DNC

Hope not. Biden is a political hack, and while his administration did a great job fixing some big messes - the lack of leadership allowed the Nazis to plan and organize enough to seize complete control of ur country. Do better, or face the consequences ...and the consequences are bad

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Ya know... It's constitutional for the DNC to openly and publicly offer political support to Republicans in Congress to switch party. 5 gets MAJORITY As soon as the MATH changes Could happen in ONE DAY It is a REAL plan, it can REALLY WORK, and it is REALLY POSSIBLE ANYTIME (like now, even)

DNC could just offer political support for congress members to switch party Dems get majority when math changes Just need 5 Majority selects Speaker, sets agenda, heads committees (including the rules committee) Impeach VP/POTUS and the Speaker is President ...but sure Protests will annoy them

Sick stuff 2025_MandateForLeadership_FULL.pdf share.google/XbO8fhlDNQNi...

We're not fooled. We are watching MAGA rip us off right in front of our face... We elected Democrats to represent us in Congress and protect our government. They're busy pointing out to us what we're watching MAGA do, and asking for donations. Now that I say it that way... WE'RE PROBABLY FOOLS.

It has been a whirlwind two days. From our launch yesterday to four media interviews today. Nearly 2,000 folks have stepped up to donate to our grassroots campaign. It’s humbling. We are working to come out swinging and take back MO-2 and help working Missourians. ICMYI our kick off video.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @kenmartin.bsky.social @barackobama.bsky.social @pelosi.house.gov @sanders.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social @chrismurphyct.bsky.social @ericswalwell.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov @warren.senate.gov @mcuban.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com

Yes... But... There IS NO PLAN. Elections are not a thing under fascist regimes. Democrats can get MAJORITY in Congress by offing support to switch party, but won't. There IS NO PLAN. We can laugh, cry, and protest all we want - together, but if THERE IS NO PLAN, it doesn't matter.

Here’s what we know about the 2024 election: A MASSIVE number of ballots (substantially more than the margin of the election) were undercount DEM ballots in the seven swing states. Meaning the entire ballot was voted Dem, but the top slot for POTUS was counted as blank. Now you can believe

Fat Satan has a healthcare plan — in about two weeks. 🙄

REMEMBER.

BlueMAGA's lil pronoun revitalization is just as dumb as MAGA's pronoun rebellion. ...but in this case, it really was "the woke left" who "started it"

Thank God, and Gavin for @governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

Republicans would lose their minds.🤯

Stephen Miler and Russ Vought are actually running the country. Both are evil Incarnate. Miller screams all the time and Vought acts more mild-mannered but both are full-on psychopaths! One day karma will come their way. Maybe in the way of a modern day Nuremberg trial. #FuckMAGA #impeachTrump

I never thought I’d say this, but I agree with MTG 100%. And for the record, I’m not paid for any of my opinions. Never have been, never will be.

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Trump is a celebrity promoter. He doesn't know much about anything. He does know it was his job to deny knowing it during election season, and he knew his job would be to promote it after taking office. ...for clarity

Kegsbreath is obviously just a closeted gay man, right? ...or do we think he really just resents that women got all the encouragement to play dress-up, wear makeup, and accessorize - and everything is just his way of having a rebellious tantrum 🤔

It's for the future documentaries on the History Channel... Doesn't have nearly the same dramatic effect without the "Sieg Hails!!!" and salutes, though. The Trump era might get a Circus Music background score, but that really depends on how many of us they kill in Phase II