my water tastes like MK Ultra

ihope whoever invented peanutbuter icecream is getting EARTH SHATTERING HEAD in heaven for all of eternity amen

WGHY CANT THEY JUST TELL US HOW MUCH WE OWE IN TAXES IF THEY ALREADY FUCKING KNOW WHY DO WE HAVE TO PLAY THIS GAME

amphetaMine <3

phineas and ferb are everything elon musk wishes he was

they need to make a Lush store where everything is edible

my parents have this picture of me as a baby where im posed next to a fake hershey's kiss thats bigger than i am. i think about that picture a lot

but where

how do they get cameras into the xray machine rooms and stuff in hospitals in tv shows like the rooms where u cant have metal

sex on tv

i miss taking large amounts of amphetamines

why do we read left to right

why can the government be like 30 trillion dollars in debt but i cant

REV MY ENGINE TIL U MAKE IT PURRRRRRR KEEP IT KINKY BUT I COME FIRRRRST

WHY DOES MY SHIT FEEL LIKE LAVA OH MY FUCK

getting crossed by myself 2025 is gonna fuckin suck

i hate holidays

still need drugs and alcohol

need drugs and alcohol

is anyone actually happy

Stryafoam

and

Cloaca would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.

im 24 why do i have arthritis hands

is violence in movies

we should all turn up our AC to full blast to combat global warming

spagheti

y are they called bobbypins

1 like and ill get high

what wuld happen if ppl made spelling mistakes back when they would write on stone tablets

I Like To Eat Shit

that all u see

just ate a panera brownie +10 will to live

why is it called virgin olive oil why is it a virgin

ive decided to start being more mysterious

they should invent a version of my parents that love me

it seems today

loneleigh would be a beautiful name for an only child

a pretty girl called me gorgeous at a dispensary today this is living

h4er eyes her eyes make the stars feel like theyre not shinin

tire car

i wish i could map travel irl

wwhy dont ladders have handrails

i just pickedu p something that is 99000 pounds and held it 20 feet above the ground