Open… apparently. Just don’t try using it.

So sorry to our Australia’s Lebanese communities who must think all we care about is the price of fuel. 😔

Get him OUT of our politics!

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

A madman has control of the most powerful military in the history of the world and the leaders of his party are too afraid to say or do anything to stop him.

It doesn’t move all at once. It just keeps moving until no one remembers where it started.

I completely agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene is a sentence I never thought I would ever write.

In times like these, the absence of pushback becomes a form of permission. Clarity matters. Thank you for your attention to this matter. — LJM

What bold new strategy comes next? Escalation isn’t a plan if it removes the ground beneath you. Pretty sure Warner Bros covered this decades ago.

1/ Capuchin monkeys are clever. Highly social. Status-aware. Quick learners.

The legal system for the W-I-N in Truth vs tRump. 🇺🇸 Now do Iran. 🇮🇷

Big news — I’ve been officially awarded a $28.5 TRILLION inheritance 💰 Approved after a quick meeting between global leaders, the IMF, World Bank… and Trump. Naturally. Busy now deciding which countries to buy. Suggestions welcome. Kindly respect my privacy at this time.

You can picture it. Because of the situation in the Middle East there’s a world-wide spike in inflation. Who will be blamed? Labor, of course. It’s the default position taken by the Opposition and the Aus media. By my favourite satirist, @rossleighaim.bsky.social theaimn.net/labor-stokes...

He forgot that Congress is a thing. TBF, Congress also forgot that Congress is a thing...

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I love when he accidentally tells the truth!

If “woke” means noticing injustice and not being awful to people, I’ll take it. The outrage says more about the critics than the word. W.O.K.E: Wide awake to injustice Opposed to hate Knowledge over noise Empathy for all

New, from the 🍉FromThe Company Print your own. #no2war #peace

The Stench of Desperation: Trump’s War on Iran and the Babushka of Greed, Ego, and Catastrophe. theaimn.net/to-make-sens...

"What happens when the petrol runs out? @MrRexPatrick has been alone in politics + media fighting govt for fuel security FOIs for 4 years. Nobody listened .. until now. #auspol " michaelwest.com.au/fuel-securit...

TOMORROW: Be a part of history! Show the world that the majority of Americans oppose the most corrupt, inept, criminal, orange "president" in U.S. History. NO KINGS. Also: NO SERIAL LIARS/CONVICTED FELONS/ADJUDICATED RAPISTS & NO ILLEGAL WAR IN IRAN Be there. Make your voices heard! 🇺🇸 ✊ #NO_KINGS

There was a time when reality was distinguishable from satire. That time has come and gone.

When aged care reforms work as designed – and still fail. By @lachiemc64.bsky.social theaimn.net/when-systems...

You don’t need bad intent to create harm. You just need a system that consistently produces the wrong outcomes. Because a system that forgets who it is for can function exactly as intended — and still fail completely. theaimn.net/when-systems...

“We’re paying more for packaging than the product – & it’s costing us the planet. You go to the supermarket to buy food. You come home with plastic, cardboard, film, trays, wraps, seals, labels – and somewhere inside all that, a tomato.” By @lachiemc64.bsky.social theaimn.net/the-packagin...

Straight to the pool room!

“The system will improve as it “matures”, the government says. The question is, what’s actually growing?” By @lachiemc64.bsky.social theaimn.net/kiss-off-wer...

We bought groceries. We got garbage. And we paid for both. theaimn.net/the-packagin...

From KISS to CLUSTERF. Same system, just harder to understand — and easier to defend. “The system will improve as it matures,” they say. The question is… what exactly is growing? theaimn.net/kiss-off-wer...

“There Was an Old President Who Got Them to Swallow a Lie.” Delightful and witty from @lachiemc64.bsky.social theaimn.net/there-was-an...

Huge night at the Oscar’s

💯 on 🎯

They swallowed the story. They swallowed the spin. They swallowed the sequel… and asked for it again. theaimn.net/there-was-an...

“Australia’s ageing population will require thoughtful, sustainable care systems in the years ahead. That means investing wisely in the supports that keep people healthy, independent and living at home for as long as possible.” By @lachiemc64.bsky.social theaimn.net/aged-care-fu...

In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing

Delaying aged care support doesn’t save money. It shifts costs to hospitals, residential care and exhausted carers. Prevention is cheaper than crisis. New article: Aged care funding — pay now, or pay later, but later always costs more. theaimn.net/aged-care-fu...

Home care works — until exhaustion replaces support. Ignore burnout and hidden risk, and the savings show up later in emergency departments. The bill is never avoided. It just arrives somewhere else. theaimn.net/when-need-me...

“Good news. Complaints are up 50%.” Some light entertainment from @lachiemc64.bsky.social theaimn.net/utopia-nobod...

Release 68.5 doesn’t change outcomes. It optimises acceptance. It allows zero dissatisfaction and zero satisfaction. Administrative stillness achieved. The system isn’t broken; it’s serenely indifferent. Nobody likes piles — yet here we are. theaimn.net/utopia-nobod...