Sighs in cyclone

You’re going to read this matchup as a different word SC-UK

Go to hell Carolina Go to bed Roy

“more useless than the Siena bench”

You can draft an email

McLaren double DNS

Demote ASU to the MEAC

Pleta is a beautiful galloping giraffe

Verbal statements required while driving: Slug bug Padiddle California Rolling Stop Fox body Yep, it’s an Altima

Waffles-butter-syrup is like a top five flavor profile for me

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EAGLES HAMBURGERS AND CRIPPLINGLY EXPENSIVE HEALTHCARE USA #1

lol Keshon

Tamin earned an ice bath

G T H C

Will this be the only NASCAR event with snow on the ground in the vicinity of the track?

I faced about the same level of harassment and had the exact same level of risk of physical harm when walking through Iowa City with the ISU marching band. I am not exaggerating.

There’s a radio edit of Killing in the Name that just fades out at the guitar solo?!

Watching Caleb to Kmet on 4th & 4 videos is like The Kissing Hand

Getting two different work projects working and/or unblocked in the same week

Good better best baby

My kid was beating me at Sorry, two pawns Home to my zero, I drew a 7 and beat him in a walk-off

What if the lyric is “now the sky is ope!—alight”

Pickleman’s drive thru lady pronounced giardiniera “gardenia” (like the flower) and that’s the second anti-Chicago gut punch I’ve endured today

My kid just asked me “can you make me higher” to look out a window, and my mind went into Creed Mode

Welp Honor Before Victory

The real benefit of OPSEC training is knowing to dispose of scrap construction paper after making Elf on the Shelf accessories

Playing tic tac toe with my kid and putting my hood up like it’s a poker tournament

Getting out the cold weather gear is a Top 10 day of the year for me

When Jack White introduced Eminem, I fist-pumped

Forget simmer pots, make soup

Local arcade/go-kart track/mini golf course is closing for renovations following an ownership change. Might be the time holding physical redemption tickets. Feeling wistful.

Good lord, and yes it’s still the same number

It’s time fellas

Last mow was Tuesday, back into the darkness

Derrin “no doubt about it” Hansen #szn

At what point is one of these long NFL kicks going to leave one second on the clock, and be far enough back that the other team can just kick it back the other way from the same spot?

Let’s play a game of Football Or Basketball

Saw a Chevy PIMPALA and started thinking of other fun rebadges

Am I wearing the same clothes to the office as yesterday? In these trying times, who can tell, really?

What a dumb sprint

I almost want a Max vs. George rivalry next year over this McLaren circus

Turned baseball on to an immediate home run, you’re welcome M’s

Will Joe Flacco even get an apartment or just commute

Both were touchdowns for the offense

Either @minakimes.bsky.social or @chefreactions.bsky.social will be crushed and I don’t like it

Maryland I baby tush push? Oh baby

Omaha sports Mount Rushmore Gibson Sayers Boozer Crawford

K-State lost lol