@admiralakaar.bsky.social May I talk to you ?

@admiralakaar.bsky.social Umm is Austin... Okay?

@admiralakaar.bsky.social You heard about Austin?

*stands in full dress uniform along with @admiralakaar.bsky.social looking over the "body"* *whispers* That fake body looks very convincing

War plans? Who is this?

It is with great sorrow to announce the death of Ambassador James Stevenson. He was a Great hero of the Federation who dedicated his life to peace. A core Federation value. He will be cremated according to his will with Federation honors. Good day

Uh huh.... Yes Mr. President.... Oh okay. Yes I will make sure he knows okay yes ... Mr. President I understand. *Hangs up* *He lays back in his office chair and sighs and calls @admiralakaar.bsky.social * Admiral I just got off a call with President Checkov

@admiralakaar.bsky.social So what about Stevenson?

@lenarakhan.bsky.social I have heard you have passed basic training

We are happy to report that after being held for twenty five years in statis Commander Dudley McGill has been reunited with his wife and 3 children. We hope they can make up for lost time. Condolences from myself, @admiralaakar.bsky.social and the rest of the admiralty and Starfleet Command.

@admiralaakar.bsky.social We have a situation concerning Deep Space Nine

@admiralaakar.bsky.social l The Iconoian task force .... is coming along very slowly

@admiralaakar.bsky.social @admiralactravis.bsky.social @realarcher.bsky.social And yes even @getitdone4shift.bsky.social You are all invited to the retirement Party

I would like to announce that upon death the Trill Symbiote known as Quinn will retire. They are 1000 years old. Told for them to retire and return back to the pools of which they came

@jackoneill2ls.bsky.social @majorcartersg1.bsky.social Okay who is the wise ass? Colonel Jack O'Neil and Major Sam Carter? Really? This isn't a very good joke

I agree this is not a Federation matter We will let this land where it will

@admiralaakar.bsky.social I have received word that the Zarthans are willing to give a demonstration of their technology

Would someone explain to me what is going one and why one little station gives Starfleet so much trouble? @nakamurascactus.bsky.social @realarcher.bsky.social @getitdone4shift.bsky.social

*face palms* This one little station gives me so much trouble

I have no comment on the existence or non existence of a "Section 31" with in Starfleet

I just want to tell everyone I just did an Interview for the show 3600 Seconds Look for the episode this Sunday

Attention! Introducing the Starfleet uniforms of the future! The Odyssey Design! Still in development prototypes

@mirrorsaavik1.bsky.social Your proposal has been approved

@captainkiranerys.bsky.social Call me back when you get the chance Captain we .. need to talk

Well done Starbase 80 your operation is well done just one thing @sb80chief.bsky.social something seems to be off with your inventory

We are working on new uniforms soon but that will take awhile to implement. So stay tuned

Ok just to show we are not biased Starbases for inspection will be chosen by random chance *The machine starts running* Oh it looks like we have landed on Starbase 80! Alright Gene get ready for me and the Enterprise F to give you a visit! @sb80chief.bsky.social

I want to reassure people that the Enterprise E will stay in service. Its Captain @jojo-bajor.bsky.social is a great Captain and there is no need for it to be mothballed at this time.

I would like to congratulate Admiral Shelby's appointment to Fleet Admiral. I am sure her career will be long and fruitful and I am honored to serve under her as her number two. Also there will be a round of surprise expectations for Stations by me personally so be prepared.