The acoustic Jason Isbell show tonight was stellar!! Treat yourself to one of those if you can ❤️

Cops and referees should have to reapply for their jobs every 4 years, and show their work 🐷

Don't sprain your ankle over 40

4 yrs ago I learned that most of my family across Warren Co were far too close to destruction & death. When I saw the devastation a block from my house I knew my hometown had changed forever. What thousands of us KYians saw when the sun came up can't be forgotten. Luckily we're hardy folks ❤️

This is not what I expected from UK this season. 😮‍💨 C'mon CATS, get it together

Louisville's chili cook-off today was the most mediocre white event I've seen in a while. Only one had any spices in it, and that one was delicious. The rest were so very sad. I mean, cinnamon and pumpkin in chili! What are we doing here people? 😐

Just scored 2 Jason Isbell tickets in my own town! I don't even have to go to some god-awful place like Nashville. I'm fucking ecstatic!!

I know I've sounded crazy when I've advocated for this in recent years, BUT until the left starts having guns in holsters on our side we can't stop this shit. I'm not saying shoot anyone, I'm just saying learn to use and carry on the reg. Southern progressives have things to teach y'all

If anyone is going to be near Bowling Green on a night that tickets for the Pauline Tabor XXX tour are available, please treat yourself to that. Even if you haven't read the book about this fine brothel, you'll love it. They even serve an oatmeal cookie drink at the end 💀💀💀

Happy Caturday! Let's go get this dub and kick off the season right 🔵⚪️

My buddy just told me that he'd never heard of Jonestown and didn't know until now that "drink the kool-aid" had a real historic origin. I told him that his lack of knowledge is precisely why he's a trump voter

The fact that I even tolerate Bily Joel being near my ears lets me know that I'm chilling out with age. Having all these sweet babies in my life lets me know that's such old ppl shit that they don't know who he is. I don't know if that's the saddest shit or the best thing for them 😵‍💫

My dude just said that Jason Momoa should star in a Mr. Mom remake. 20 fucking years and I just now learn that this man is a low key genius with an eye for talent 🫡

I've just gotten back another TNR kitty I recently trapped, and I'll be damned if this one ain't as sweet as the one that won his way into my house, now his kingdom, a few months ago. I'm measuring her to prove to my mom that she's the perfect size for her house 🤣🥰😻

After several storms that didn't get enough funding for the trash companies to actually pick up the debris, we started hauling shit out to my cousin's house in the country. This is how we decided to set it ablaze last weekend 🤣

If I were to set fire to my whole neighborhood or poison all the cave streams under Bowling Green in an effort to kill these morning glory vines, surely I'd get a light sentence, right? Get the damn cuffs 🤬

I bought some of those @cornbreadhemp.bsky.social seltzers to test before my vacay w the baptist in-laws and for the first time in 15+ yrs a thc product did not hurt my mangled spine!! Finally, something to help deal with mental and physical pain without 💊 or getting too trashed to function 🤗🥲

I don't realize that it's Wednesday until I see miserable men in slacks come into the Mexican restaurant. Y'all know church is optional, right? Adults can say no

Went to my 25th reunion last night, and it was... amazing! NGL I love being the people everyone looks down at because we are so fucking fun!

My cousin walked into the family poker game and announced that he's a dumbass for voting Trump, we were all right & then he gave an honest apology. He's just one of those people that got swept up, but now he sees the light. Bless it

This part

And we're all supposed to keep doing things??

Walter Clayton Jr is so fucking good

That was the worst end of a game I've ever seen. I wanted that for Coach Sampson so bad. At least UK beat perv Golden's team this year.

Damn, I love Kelvin Sampson

Officially over a foot of rain here in Bowling Green, and it's still coming down. The caves are the only thing keeping us from floating away. Stay safe, everyone

Talks to mom for 4 hours while drinking... 🧠💬 Oh fuck, did I say something she can throw in my face for the next few years? 😬 what a buzzkill

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

Started Mid-Century Modern tonight. What a phenomenal reprieve from this american life we're forced to live ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

In Dec 2021 we were a block from destruction and less than a mile from 16 people being killed. We don't play w weather in this house. My 19 yr old pissy kitty has decided that she would rather succumb to the earth than get in the tub with me ever again. She will be my death

Finally going back to the Sweet 16!! I can't believe how excited that makes me now. GO CATS!!!

It's another great day of basketball. May the best coach win this one. www.nytimes.com/athletic/622...

When I lost my soul kitty 2 months ago I focused my efforts on getting all the strays in the neighborhood TNR'd. One, Blinky, had been a frequent at the food bowl outside for months. This week, he decided he wanted to be friends. Today, I let him in the sunroom bc of the weather. Now he has a home ❤️

I want part of my monthly NIL donation to go to the SEC referee optical fund 🤓

I could run a factory off the amount of anxiety my pregame, possible tornado weather, mind is pumping through my body rn

JFC Oweh... Why am I sweating? 🥵 What a fucking game

I have never wanted a winter to end so badly. If I didn't have a work ethic, I'd hop on a plane to Key West with nothing but a credit card and this heinous pj ensemble on right now. I am so tired of this snow and ice 😩

BTW did anyone else watch that Rockets v OKC game earlier? UK boys were on fire! 🤗

Our stock market is crashing. Our economy is contracting. Our government is dismantling. Our allies are fleeing. Our grocery prices are rising. But at least we now call it "The Gulf of America." So it all evens out.

I've loved the fuck out of Kelvin Sampson for so many years. Amazing coach, and seems like a solid dude. As long as we're not pitted against each other again, I wish him well

Ron Slay is one of the only lovable Vols. Dude seems so fun

Referees are trying to ruin college basketball.

Good win by the CATS, and I finally ended my betting drought by hitting a parlay 🎉🤑

With Pope, I'd hoped that the Cats would finally follow their shots, play some defense, really excel at 3s, and get fewer horseshit calls by the refs, but here we are. Shit stays stressful

Just ended up on the Natchez Trace for the first time in 18 years, but it was the correct navigation choice this time! It's so much easier to navigate this part of Mississippi with GPS than it was with paper maps (which I still obsessively adore).

Y'all Chewy sent me flowers. 😿 What a fucking company, man.