I'm in hell.

I'm not saying I'm God's strongest soldier but I am saying I am fighting a kidney stone with nothing but Tylenol so I have to be up there

Just signed up for a free course in learning how to draw medeival dragons on Monday. I fear it's over for you hoes.

The line "You're ready and you're willing" in the Scooby-Doo theme song never sat right with me

Me: *does a little dance after I eat a good meal* My baby: *does a little dance after I eat a good meal* Us: 💃🕺💃🕺

THANK GOD

I miss hockey :[

Guy at Bread Co asked if I wanted my focaccia sliced or "uncut" and I dunno man. Feels too early.

Me, if you even care

I play so many video games but also I only play Stardew Valley. Both things can be true.

All around to the world, pastries crumble for me. Or whatever Sugar Ray was saying.

The fucked up thing about our world today is that you can't even find a Chrysler that seats about 20 anymore

The baby can hear so I am playing Good Luck, Babe against my stomach so he has taste

Three day weekends are great until you get the Sunday scaries every single night for the rest of the week.

One thing you have to know about me is that if I hear a single pre-2015 One Direction song, I become a different woman. I lose myself completely.

My girls!!!!

POUR LA VICTOIRE ‼️ THE MONTRÉAL VICTOIRE ARE THE 2026 PWHL WALTER CUP CHAMPIONS! LA VICTOIRE DE MONTRÉAL SONT LES CHAMPIONNES DE LA COUPE WALTER 2026 DE LA LPHF!

I fucking love women and I fucking love hockey

That last goal was a fucking beauty

And they're gonna get it!

Montreal wants that Cup TONIGHT

If they have their own circus, they cannot be your monkeys. A lot of people think they have more monkeys than they actually have.

Let's go Montreal!!!!

RUNNING IT BACK

I'm so fucking happy!!!!!!!

Happy Mother’s Day

Pregnancy is wild because for twelve weeks you have to pay a lot of attention to any abdomen pain you experience and then you hit 13 weeks, and it's like, "Oh yeah, abdomen pain is super normal now. All good. Probably a good sign, actually."

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

THE OTTAWA CHARGE WITH THEIR FIRST-EVER WIN AT CTC!

LET'S GO OTTAWA!!!

Nvm

I fear this power play is what Boston needs to get ahead

Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play, you will always be famous

Hockey and video games and pasta and tarot cards tonight. I have to work 12 hours tomorrow, but tonight, I am having the best night in.

Second overtime?????

0-0 into overtime is fucking WILD Somebody needs to SCORE

Coming November 2026 ❤️

Through it all, I will party on

I love my medication #mymedication

LAURA STACEY FIRST HAT TRICK IN PWHL PLAYOFF HISTORY 🧢🧢🧢

Overtime for Montreal v Minnesota. I'm so stressed. Stacey seemed so tired in her interview. She scored three goals, let her rest!

It's eating fruit outside weather, guys!

Put me in a humid cave and see how I thrive

Thinking about "she met a pinecone's fate" every day of my life btw

If you know anout Alexandria's Genesis, we are drift compatible

They went around the moon, further than anyone has ever gone, and now they are home. I am so happy to have been alive to have watched that journey.

Any time I see a bird get a worm after 12 pm, I get really excited. "Prove them all wrong," I think.

you have to get him out of office and you have to do it today even if it gets blocked you force an impeachment vote right now how else can you live with yourself if he follows through with this and you didn’t do everything you could to stop it