So I'm playing Abiotic Factor, reading a few email logs, and I happen upon this email address, and grin like a fool. Dear departed @jeremygreer.bsky.social doing questionable science. Miss you bud :)

Finally started watching Pluto on Netflix yesterday, been on the watch list for ages. What an incredible mad thing to exist. Once episode in and i cried a bit on the train, well bloody played (the piano bit, those that know, know)

Please enjoy my two checkout workers, Ricardo and Ricasho

I can actually feel my mind unravelling while I'm playing Supermarket Simulator, Laura saw me comparing heights with the various workers, and then moving forward and backwards quickly to give them little kisses. It is late, and I am going to bed.

Tonight i got very scared by a new hell dimension in Abiotic Factor, so i dipped back into Supermarket Simulator and lost my mind moving shelves around. I didn't realise you could hire someone to work the veg scales, i was stuck on it a full day before i realised

Started playing that Supermarket Simulator and I hate that it's relaxing and fun. I called my store "POISON - FOR MEN"

Go watch my cool friend Tom play the Pinocchio game!

I bought Supermarket Simulator in the steam sale and I'm in a lot of trouble already. I'm already telling customers off, and yelling at milk.

This is good people! He did the art for my One Bro stuff, and i loved it all!

I love pocket circuit

So Violet is playing her first Pokemon game, Fire Red, and this is her first official catch, with what she called it. I don't know either.

YouTube is getting harder to enjoy these days, every time I try something that looks new and interesting, someone says "aura" in the first thirty seconds and I'm out.

Tonight in Abiotic Factor i learned that now whenever I take a shit, I need to bring a fishing rod. I will not elaborate.

Oh fuck, found the sumo on YouTube again. There goes another two weeks of evenings

Tonight in Abiotic Factor, i invented a shower, fiddled with lasers, and made a really cool laser sword that i promptly threw in the sea five minutes later like an absolute penis. Game is good!

Steel ball run babyyyyy

Abiotic Factor continues to impress, 45 hours deep. Spent the night creeping around a Hydroelectric Dam, making guns out of alien arms, and going deep sea diving (and being very scared). I also learned about a device to permanantly rid myself of a prick whose been hounding me for 75% of the game!

Splashed out on some colourful filament and printed this lego ruler for Laura. Printed perfect, even got the colour swap right (first time trying it!)

I help a lot of people get pictures of their phones to print when I'm at work. I'm amazed how many people have ShatGPT just like, right on their home screen. Like, mums, nans, it's a fucking epidemic.

And thats credits on my TTRPG adventure for now, the party fought through a castle of mind controlled friends, finding a pyschic mutant frog on the throne, self appointed King. He sends out the orc woodcutter to defeat the team, and they did SO WELL. Couple of hairy moment, but they teamworked good!

Tonight in Abiotic Factor i found a cowboy hat in a Resident Evil furniture store, got bit, and then a little while later PUKED UNTIL I DIED. I also found christmas lights. This is a good video game.

I do not wish to know more about the terrible bad opinions dead man, if every news site and algorithm can move on that would be cool.

Abiotic Factor absolutely fucking rules. I'm about twenty hours in, and two distinct Totally Fucked Things happened this evening, terrifying and baffling. If you fancy a survival crafty game that's a bit different, it's well worth a look. You won't smelt ingots, you'll turn pens into crossbow bolts!

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So I was relistening to National Express (otherwise known as one of the funnest songs ever written) and saw this pop up, from a day or two ago, and it ruined me. Beautiful song, beautiful video, punched me right in the dad feelings.

I've been chatting with my fellow cretin Andy this morning and this pair of words needed to be shared: GOONLIGHT BATESWORD

Nimble RPG session 7 in the bank, and this time the party got some clues to some personal secrets, played bulldog with some brainwashed children, and walloped most of them into unconsciousness. They also went in a nasty castle, and saw an old lady they knew was dead explode into a worm swarm.

Ok Abiotic Factor rules. I'm playing it quite slowly, and finally made a bit of actual progress today, heading through a weird portal to an almost Silent Hill area full of giant bastards. I stole nachos, two arcade machines and a cool poster (and did the objective i guess, uuugh)

ELDEN RICK IS COMPLETE. All Rickmemberances gathered, some real good Ricks near the end, "Rick, Warrior" is probably my fave but I like "Base God Rick" a lot too. What a weird run, I did all Rick, even the wildlife, area scaled, and I had to be Rick also.

Can't really explain how flag-shaggy it's getting over here. Anyone who wears a flag cape down the high street needs a word

I'm at work, and all day I've had this very good song about cumstains in my head

Tonight in Nimble TTRPG, my party snuck into a castle filled with their friends from town, but all glassy eyed and vacant. They got into a couple of scraps, took some BIG HITS, and one of them PUNCHED A DOG. I'm deeply ashamed of them.

Return to Moria is a fun co-op game because your friend can go for a piss and come back to find his dwarf fully contained in a cage of fire.

Maybe I'll try that one later

We garden camping tonight!

I'm such a dickhead. "Yeah, lets turn everything into Soldier of God, Rick. What could go wrong?" It turns out I turned all the wildlife into Rick as well. I tried gathering as many Ricks as I could for a picture, I think I snagged thirty-ish. Gonna be a long run.

Finished my Elden Rando! It was fucked! I got REAL ANNOYED fighting a Ghostflame Dragon for Elden Beast until I remembered that the Deaths Poker weapon is the actual worst thing to use. Like fighting the sea with a water pistol, braindead strategies.

It is so hot here I am literally sat in my boxers playing Elden Ring. I have succeeded at life. Subscribe to my OnlyFans for pics.

Eleven years! I've not been killed yet!

Look at this tikka chicken tray bake that actually looks like the picture in the recipe book! Tasted bloody amazing too, Jamie Oliver gets a lot of shit but the man can write a cook book

Guess I'm not seeing Ranni on this run

Look how good they've done this set!

Todays Most Threatening Image of the Elden Rando. It's small, but its Very Very Bad

It finally happened, my original PS3 rock band guitar had finally given up the ghost. We're down to my original PS2 controller now!

As a complete prat, I've now item and enemy randomized Elden Ring for a laugh. Started with Night Maidens Mist, just like DS3, a cloud of hurty. I've got a Bayle hanging out in Limgrave, dragons everywhere, DLC boiz hanging out, and this threatening image

Minute Cryptic - 5 August, 2025 "Abor_ fr__nd_hip!?" (3,4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 3 under par www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s... I promise i won't post this every fucking day like a loser but this is my first ever absolute nail of one of these and I'm feeling smug as shit

Buggy the Clowns carnival put together tonight with Violet helping! Firstly, this set is great, loads of bit to play with, moving parts, and look at the big silly face! There's even a tiny Buggy hidden in the crates, a lovely nod to the actual scene

I mean come on, man