DON'T WORRY YA'LL I'M ON THE CASE! I'M ALREADY BRIBING THEM WITH KISSES! 🫡

i come in i drop my toxic yuri Mandalorian x Sith Lord ship at your feet i leave

My wife made a milf Mandalorian to be one of their Oc's progenitors so I decided to make the dark lord Chace's other progenitor and make an evil Chiss milf. Thank you. LOL.

when a hot butch mandalorian and a baddie chiss future-dark lord sith love each other very much.... a WIP of my wife @filthywizard.bsky.social's chiss sith and my mando :0)

My wife made a milf Mandalorian to be one of their Oc's progenitors so I decided to make the dark lord Chace's other progenitor and make an evil Chiss milf. Thank you. LOL.

Sometimes I see other artists and small business talk about how they are able to be successful and it's always the same thing and every time I'm like "oh but how do you do this while chronically ill/disabled?"

Happy #Pride 🌈 ! This comic of my wife and I from last year is still incredible relevant. 🤦‍♂️

My wife feeds me good.

I SWEAR I THOUGHT HE WAS A FUCKBOI LESBIAN! WHY THE FUCKBOI LESBIAN MULLET WITHOUT THE LESBIAN? I'm so shaken lol.

Help help we’re watching the Mandalorian and grogu is giving my wife baby fever! My womb is in danger ‼️

As Promised it's Star Wars OC time. My wife and I made Jedi and Sith lesbians. Here's my Jedi. The patreon rewards will probably be themed around our new blorbos this month.

Saucy sketch page of my sith lord and @filthywizard.bsky.social's jedi. :^) Happy pride y'all lmao

Big Body Butch Sith Lord, as I promised to the gays. I love her and she loves Sadhbh. I've been on a huge Star Wars kick with my wife and they said they'd NEVER made a Star Wars OC-- it was time to remedy that with toxic girl yaoi.

As Promised it's Star Wars OC time. My wife and I made Jedi and Sith lesbians. Here's my Jedi. The patreon rewards will probably be themed around our new blorbos this month.

Told my wife that Padme's buns look like they were made with a Hairagami here and they stopped the movie to look at the old ad and then turned to me laughing and said "Goddamit babe" cause now it's all they can see. lol.

Forgot to mention this but the bestie invited Jay and I to Backrooms so I watched that last night lol.

The way anytime my sensitive ass has an allergic reaction rash we’re searching all over the house for the thing that did it like

Picker up Gash for my wife so we decided to do some swatches for ya’ll.

Doodling some dark lord Star Wars BS cause my wife and I have been making star wars ocs and one of them needed and evil master lol. Who knows if this will ever be more than a sketch.

Happy Pride month ya'll! I'm here, I'm queer and so is my art! lol. 🌈✨Love making gay art with my wife of our gay Ocs.

It's the weekend, and a new episode has appeared, hiding behind the clothesline in the backyard. Join us, and good friend @filthywizard.bsky.social as we chat about some personal favorite cryptids share.fireside.fm/episode/j09k...

I'm so tired of fighting the same censorship battles every like 5-10 years or so. I think people think self moderation means only the people posting content and don't consider that sometimes you are moderating your own view with the block button. Anyway, my take on it is here:

Please look at these photos my wife @hexile.bsky.social took for me of the chainmaille pieces I just finished for a friend.

Me using the tips I squirreled away to get my wife the Urban Decay's Gash relaunch:

My wife practically carried me out of the lab cause I had 8 viles of blood drawn after I fasted and for some reason I got dizzy and almost threw up. Jay then proceeded to bring me water and an anti nausea pill before getting me chicken nuggets. The way they looked to me:

My chronic pain does not much care for my chain mailing let me tell you.

I didn't expect to love playing this frame as much as I love looking at her but I do. I also really enjoyed drawing her for totally innocent reasons. lol. 😍 #warframe #tennocreate

I didn't expect to love playing this frame as much as I love looking at her but I do. I also really enjoyed drawing her for totally innocent reasons. lol. 😍 #warframe #tennocreate

No internet and no one is coming out till Tuesday. And we know it’s not our end because we tested it. I’m desolate.

I know it's Mermay but on my Patreon it's all Pirates and the high seas. There is a new post live!

I know it's Mermay but on my Patreon it's all Pirates and the high seas. There is a new post live!

Got our copy of @jakelionheart.bsky.social ‘s vinyl that @hexile.bsky.social and I did the album art for. 😍

Watching The Descent (2005) with my wife and wow Juno is the WORST but also I am GAY.

Bruh I have had a flare up for 8 days and I'm starting to get paranoid. It feels like the flu, all over aches, joint pain, exhaustion, chills, I feel heavy, headaches, but without the like other flue symptoms. It could be fibro but I'm so paranoid with pandemic trauma. lol.

Recent commission for @wonderful on Vgen of their absolutely adorable OCs. This was a treat to work on. vgen.co/Wonderful

I've got two comms to finish and then I will cook up some Patreon stuff. It's mermay so maybe some mermaids? My wife has also donated a pirate Stevie sketch THAT I AM OBSESSED WITH and keep barking at. Stupid sexy lesbian pirate.

Found this image of me from the 1st grade. As you can see, I've always been a wizard. LOL.

How is my week going you ask? Well one of my parental units went to a casino in the middle of the night without telling anyone last night/morning and then a trap house exploded nearby today. So you know. *yodels*

I have a migraine now but my Vgen is now finally live for commissions! Yippee! #vgen

I have a migraine now but my Vgen is now finally live for commissions! Yippee! #vgen

Some #oc werewolf human sandwich fun with Stevie, Sky, and Frankie. #wlw or whatever the kids say. Lol.

I’m shy to show this but I have a secret (by virtue of me not promoting it lol) side account on video platforms where I have been posting make up art stuff. Jump scare warning: my face. Lol. This look is inspired by shin Godzilla.

Business accounts done today and somehow I made -$44 after expenses. This is why I have money anxiety and am always squirreling leftovers away. It's wild that you can clock in everyday and work and literally make negative money.

The spring drop of my new chainmaille and assorted styles is now live on my Shopify and Etsy. I worked hard on these and even have a new scar on my right thumb! So they are handmade with love... and swearing. lol.

The spring drop of my new chainmaille and assorted styles is now live on my Shopify and Etsy. I worked hard on these and even have a new scar on my right thumb! So they are handmade with love... and swearing. lol.

I need you to know that just before my wife shouted at them they told me "Let it go babe, it's not worth it" cause I was starting to shake from my heart problems and I was like "you're right." Anyway, my wife used to be on the debate team.

Was stopping to think about telling someone who is gone something and I thought about how I have an unusual number of friends I think of as "big brothers". Obviously @jakelionheart.bsky.social is the GOAT of big bros. But yeah (smacks life) you can fit a lotta big brothers in this thing. lol.

Gradient was removed because it didn't translate well when I got the sample but I still think the new version is cute. filthywizard-2.myshopify.com/products/lnc...

Gradient was removed because it didn't translate well when I got the sample but I still think the new version is cute. filthywizard-2.myshopify.com/products/lnc...