We should tell all those Christian’s and evangelicals, who don’t actually practice what Jesus taught, that the rapture actually did happen and then ask them why they are still here

PSA: please turn on 2FA to protect your accounts

💯% agree!

They were never going to stop at trans folk. This was always the plan.

There are over 8 BILLION people alive on this planet right now. Over 5 BILLION of them are over the age of 25. And of those, over 2.5 BILLION are men. And NOT A SINGLE ONE of those 2.5 BILLION men over the age of 25 has their penis in my mouth right now 😤

I think about this often 😂

Y’all ever have a dream that made you so mad it woke you up and now you’re so mad you can’t get back to sleep?

Really want to go to the gym now but David Byrne presale tickets go on sale in an hour. I hate waiting, but for this I’ll make an exception

I did the thing

THIS is what it would have looked like if Michelangelo was good

Happy Corporations-don’t-actually-care-about-gay-rights-they-just-want-your-money-and-and-will-turn-around-and-give-it-to-anti-gay-groups-and-politicians Month! Pride is a rebellion. Fight back.

Our human rights are being stripped back Our Trans brothers and sisters are being attacked Our community is being told what we can and cannot do This Pride Month is not ‘happy’ or a ‘party.’ It is a fight for us to exist in a world that tolerates us at best

I am addicted to men. A true man addict. A mandict if you will

No anxiety plus a sex drive that’s coming back strong after being pharmaceutically repressed for 15 years… All you sexy things in my phone are in trouble 😈

After a month of slowly weaning down the dose, then almost a full week of the worst withdrawals I have ever had, I finally replaced my anti-anxiety SNRI with Buspirone. In the process I have regained my sex drive, ability to climax, and increased sexual pleasure 😏 I feel like I’m in my 20’s again!

Logged on facebook for a bi-annual check-in and literally saw three posts from people I know, then, and I shit you not, infinitely-scrolling posts of the worst empathy-farming click-bait A.I. generated bullshit you’ve ever seen with THOUSANDS of comments thinking it’s real. This country is fucked

Fucking A. You mess with any of us, you mess with all of us. No compromise on equality.

Just a reminder that you can set up 2 factor authentication on here to protect your account from getting hacked

Too many times. Even did it on the drive in because I just knew it was going to be a day

Happy Church-Sanctioned Oviposition Day if that’s your thing

Bleaching your asshole does mean you changed your ringtone.

It’s #444skin day. You legally must show me your foreskin. I don’t make the rules

The HHS rule banning trans care from many ACA plans is open for public comment now. Only 3 comments so far. Embarrassing how the media is completely ignoring this. There's likely over 200,000 trans people on ACA plans (1% of 24 million) www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...

So tired but brain won’t shut up 😵‍💫

Don’t mind me. Just having a very high anxiety brain day… and night

Them: I’m definitely getting some gay vibes from him Me: *vibrating at a gay frequency*

My brain just randomly imagined a person refusing to go to Denver because they are afraid of heights and I’m just….

Semen is gender *fluid*

Bluesky now can take videos up to 3 minutes. When you try to upload on desktop, if the video is too big it will say the limit is 50Mb, but the new limit is actually 100Mb, it's just the warning message that hasn't been updated.

I can’t believe nobody is talking about this! Seriously?!? Are we all just going to pretend like you can say you “won’t do that” and still somehow say you will do ANYTHING for love??? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

It can get pretty hot doing yard work. It’s probably best to do it in as few clothes as possible 😉 🎨: @quietscrappy.bsky.social Go commission them now!!!

This is the first time in nearly 40 years that I am not watching the Super Bowl. This season was so fixed I refuse to watch.

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/rf...

50 years of SNL live performances in one giant mashup. This is outstanding. youtu.be/vDxYQd51Xuk?...

As a doctor, I approve this message. Via @toptech33.bsky.social See his post for a visual example in use

“Why would you talk to me” is fucking spot on

I use "rocket surgery" all the time. I've used "burn that bridge when we get to it" a few times, too.

Reminder: Try not to use any app if there is perfectly good access on their website

CVS: “We’ve updated our privacy statement!” Privacy Statement: “Our app will now sell your data and there’s no way to opt out!” Me: *Deletes app and changes pharmacy* 🖕

I’m honestly surprised there aren’t more metal band on here to be honest lol

📢 📢 📢 @austinwitherspoon.bsky.social created a Bluesky notifications app! Android is still on the way, but the AppStore approved it today!! apps.apple.com/us/app/bluen... Just put in your handle (in settings) and then you can add accounts you want notifications for from your follow list.