I know I'm late to the party, but goddamn silksong is just *chef's kiss*

Whenever I hear You Make My Dreams Come True, I'm always half disappointed it doesn't turn out to be the Ducktales theme instead

Cheeseburgers are a blessing.

First attempt at a pumpkin soup. Wish me luck, grandma!

It's bayonetta 3 worth finishing? 🤔 I'm about halfway through, but Hades II is calling me, and I know I probably wouldn't come back if I jump ship now.

EA becoming the next Toys R' Us style victim of venture capital was not on my bingo list. It's somewhat karmic

Anyone else feel like they're witnessing their brain turn to mush in real time as they age? It's like watching a banana time lapse.

Some days I think about how I really just raw dogged the first two decades of my life without health insurance and it's hard not to hold it against my immigrant non-English speaking parents

[INSERT 15 MINUTE WET FARTING NOISE]

Heeey Wolverine PS5 exists. Can't say I care for the art style they went with, but I'm sure Insomniac will deliver a good game.

"The Last of Us Day" being a thing just makes me laugh. People really love that IP

Anyone else ever pull a "raptured" prank or is that just a dumb pk thing 🤔

Well. I just fell about seven feet onto concrete with the side of my body. Ouch. I wouldn't recommend it. Gravity is a harsh mistress.

Finally playing Bayonetta 3, and while I'm enjoying it, it's honestly kinda uggo? Maybe it's because I'm playing handheld on my switch 2...

The social media experience

Never say speak of the dead what you would not say when they were alive. Do not honor the dead with what was not deserved during their lifetime.

I feel nothing at all.

One in five Americans being illiterate and half reading below a 6th grade level sounds shocking at first but slowly makes more sense the longer you think about it.

I loathe living in the dumbest timeline.

There was a time when I liked Digimon more than Pokémon, but the games being so ass when I was a kid actually drove me away lol

Man, they're screening TMNT (1990) this weekend for the 35th anniversary, and I've got no one to go with. Bummer.

Therapy is weird, because what do you mean I'm supposed to put myself first instead of considering what society expects from me? I suppose that's a healthy mindset to a degree, but how does that not run counter to the collectivist mindset that I firmly believe?

Most of my corn turned out great this year, but there's always a couple misfires...

Rewatching Superman, and man, this version really does not use his super hearing at all does he

It boggles my mind that we have yet to revolt over predatory student loans. Just another thing that likely won't happen until the boomers finally (FINALLY) die off.

What's a movie you wish you could watch (or re-watch) in IMAX? To this day, I'm bummed I never got to see Gravity in IMAX. Feels like that would have been a helluva ride. Maybe some day.

Superman was OK. I was prepared to like it more than F4 because Gunn usually hits for me, but this movie's editing felt oddly even more disjointed. The characters just don't ever coalesce as they should, probably because the only one Clark really interacts with is Lois. I'd rate it a C+

Thinking about how if Galactus offered to make me into his herald in exchange for sparing Earth, I'd respond "say less" and dip.

Yeah ok fantastic four was pretty good. Solid B+. Caught it in imax and ultimately found it worth it. Now I just gotta be sure to catch Superman this weekend before it leaves theaters

The new Hyrule Warriors game looks great. I'm hoping the improved hardware will keep it from feeling so janky. The last one just had a weird game feel for me, I couldn't finish it.

Why must pigs be so smart but pork taste so good goddamnit

Finally (FINALLY) got around to watching Prey (2022) and gatdam does this movie slap so hard

The most frustrating thing about the modern era is that so many of the solutions to our many problems, either individual or societal, are actually really simple and fairly obvious. It's just that those with the power and the purse prevent putting such plans into practice.

Damnit, I really wanted to see Superman today but I missed my window. Now I gotta decide between finally seeing it on Saturday or catching F4 instead. Bleurgh

The overwhelming urge to say "listen here, you little shit" to my patients in a menacing voice

I wish I could start every morning with a pikachu rave

It was the best of times, it was the dumbest of times.

Of course dragging billionaires into the street and murdering them indiscriminately for the salvation of humanity would be a terrible thing to do, but-

I had a bizarre dream last night where I was tasked with leading a Bible study but had to tie everything to Konosuba. It went pretty well tbh, at least according to dream logic

No, I am not going to play the anime horse girl gacha game.

Season 1 and 2 of The Apothecary Diaries was solid, but the romance aspect was easily the worst part. The series would be a million times better if it were a yuri and no one can convince me otherwise.

This world does not need squash bugs.

Being old enough to have regrets fuckin sucks.

This year's berry harvest has been HEFTY

MKW Knockout Tour mode is so fuckin BRUTAL 💀

Now this is podracing! #marvelrivals

Catching up on Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man and it's pretty dang solid. It's been giving me Spectacular Spider-man vibes, which is the highest of praise. They're definitely leaning more into Peter's social circle for story beats tho, for better and worse.

Every time I wonder if I'd be happier moving to China, I think about this transition in Looper and how I'd rather not slowly turn into Bruce Willis

Hot take: takoyaki is meh.

Beast has been a self-righteous asshole for so long, but when did that transition start? Why is it just an accepted part of his character now? #comics #xmen