goodbye summer!

happy weird clothes summer to all those who celebrate.

hello blue sky

heaven knows the story that we've born from our hearts, of the shadows cutting deep and the heroes that save us. #deltarune #deltarunefanart

if i can DO anything related to the hyperfixation and i can MAKE anything related to the hyperfixation then by the transitive property i can do anything.

mary, did you know? that your womb was also a grave? #conclave

It's really funny that at one point culture had to pretend that glasses don't make people look hotter. Hey foureyes you have an angel's face your heavenly gaze framed by glass as if it were art

look pal i want the suffering to end as much as the next guy but you're gonna have to pry it from my cold dead hands

when god sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir? #conclave

bury me in my arms, i’m home, i’m home.

DO IT, SETH! #severance

i saw you. you’re made of stardust.

haha fun party however i need to bounce it's time to regret everything i said for 2 hours. yeah it's real important that i block that time out.

nothing more embarrassing than being taller than 6ft. what's up there that's so important big guy? you wanna share with the class?? let me know when you're ready to focus on what's down here with the rest of us

shopping is so fun i wish money was fake

say what you want about phone bad but i think people forget how much waiting in line used to suck ass. now we have the delightful little rectangle when there's a long line. it's an opportunity.

i can't really explain it but i feel it deep in my soul that i was born to be 56 years old. things will go downhill very quickly after that but it'll be a hell of a year.

is it… warm out?

i have hired this creature to stare at yo- wait jesus christ what is it doing

Those doomsday clock guys need to either do it or pipe down

Thanks to all the Bluesky people who just reply “it will get worse” to whatever you post, it both solves the problem and makes you feel better

getting takeout in subzero temperatures... it's me and this chicken sandwich against the world...

being 24 fucking sucks no one wants to come over and play anymore like what the fuck

anyone else find instagram actually impossible to engage with anymore? every 2 posts an ad, every other one of those posts blasting some stupid ass music... every time i try to engage with it it feels like it is practically begging me to close it as soon as possible

new year gnome year that's what i always say

ordering ahead on an app creates an extremely weird situation where you need to come up with a reasonable time for your Sandwich Appointment

IT IS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR where i change all of my images on social media see you next time when i am.... 24...

the most noticeable difference between twitter and bluesky thus far is that people on here seem to actually like the wicked movie

i am the hottest person at this 10.30pm friday night screening of conclave

i don't think any amount of therapy is ever gonna stop the part of me that looks at my comfy bed full of plushies and thinks "grown ass man"

just considered a reality where a youtube video's date posted can say "85 years ago". horrifying.

in a conversation about taxes my father just told me, very lightheartedly, that "if it weren't for trump, [he'd] be much more conservative." i've never been more certain in my life that the only "conservatives" in the world are demons and idiots who think they are safe.

je suis obsessed avec le tag de langue bsky est vraiment le meilleur réseau je peux écrire en toutes les langues et vous ne pourrez pas m'arrêter

and because you're special here's a little something i haven't posted anywhere else ✨

well hello. i am here now due to twitter's newly announced ai data scraping. i draw things. less now than i used to now that i'm working on something long and animated. but i will continue to make things slowly and happily no matter how many people want to destroy that.

it's brighter here

i feel like i can breathe...