A sharp warning in an ordinary news release: "President Trump’s Justice Department.” Today at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/news-relea...

These guys are proactively stupid.

Everyone knows garlic in the ass is the treatment for insomnia due to vampire dreams, not immune support. Duh.

Long straw and suck volunteers. Just call it Trump's shit pipe and we'll have 79M people lined up to suck.

I've known some really dumb people in my life, but none of them has ever said anything this dumb.

Finally after replacing every appliance that draws power, every light bulb with LED, and a kid moving 2500 miles away, my electric bill went down $30 a month.

Same cop was behind the big banana peel bust in 2021...... Where do they find these nerds?

They kinda got us on this one.

Utah authorities arrested a man because he had dried pinto beans. They thought it was drugs. By the time they realized it was beans, they dropped charges, but it was too late: ICE had found and detained him.

Googlemaps is literally right there. In the same machine you make this crap shit in. They're so close to each other and yet, further apart than the sun and moon. Amazing shit, this future.

Like PB&J at this point. So weird.

If only we had several chances to learn this lesson during my lifetime. If only.....

The Blister Pack?

Making someone work for whatever "wages" being counted in pennies in prison is an unnecessary humiliation. Going to prison IS the punishment. Restoration and rehabilitation requires treating folks like they are human beings with real value.

At some point, you gotta let the future be planned by people who will be around for it.

eventually the rest of the world is going to come to the conclusion they have no choice but to punish the american electorate collectively for refusing to take our responsibility seriously

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

We could have flying cars and healthcare if we hadn't spent the last 125 years killing people, but sure weirdo. Get therapy. And a haircut.

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Hoover: my agents will have law degrees or be CPAs. Kash: bro...wanna fight in our underwear?

Well then, give them more money and maybe they can staff the place. Wouldn't blink about that if they had badges and guns. www.kqed.org/news/1207577...

Apparently made by people who have never bowled, too. That roll was a 7/10 split machine.

I'm not sure there has ever been something more pointless paid for by the US government and that's a really high bar.

Is this like when my wife celebrated the 21st anniversary of her 29th birthday a while back? I'm confused on the math.

THE DOW IS 46,771! Wait, we're not still doing that?

Almost makes me religious so I can believe in the Hell he deserves.

I'm gonna keep saying this - a whole branch of government asked for $9.4B for FY26. That includes federal public defense and I think federal probation, as well as every judge, staff and courthouse in the US.

NEW: Under Trump, mental health care for vets is getting squeezed VA is bleeding shrinks & *not replacing them* One told me she's so overloaded her sessions can be *16 mins* She's had to online sessions w/ 35 vets How is that therapeutic? It's not, she said www.propublica.org/article/vete...

People don't get how big things are. Like oil tankers. And mountains. And Oman.

Remember when we (olds) were kids and we'd hear about Nostradamus predicting WW3 being started by a guy in a funny red hat? Starting to think that guy was on to something.

We should all carry a sock full of D cell batteries in case we run into someone like this in public.

We've spent more killing people in Iran than the whole judiciary, a branch of government, requested for 2026.

"They're staying with a girl from Canada, you wouldn't know her."

My buddy had a stroke a few years ago and is the same dummy that he was before, he just has 2/3rds the brain and texts me 45 times a night, sometimes several repeats of the same picture. His stroke is much more fun than John's.

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

Commanders free agency is making me wish for September. Everything else is making me wish for November.

I've never felt so confident about my shoe size...nor have I ever cared. So fucking weird.

Please, some reporter, start a question with, "Sir, you wear shoes 3 sizes too big so an old man thinks you have a large hog, how can we trust your judgment on...." then fill in the blank with whatever. Doesn't matter.

Cousins level bag getting. Amazing shit.

👀 ICE deported two U.S. citizen children with their mother to Guatemala, even though she had apparently elected to leave them with their grandmother in Florida. The govt is now arranging their return under court order: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The shadow of a felony conviction and prison time still hang over a lot of exonerees after their release, affecting their lives and circumscribing their opportunities in various ways, but this really takes the cake: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

NEWS: An Iranian drone attack in Kuwait that killed US service members in the early hours of war was more severe than previously known. 30+ remained in hospitals yday. About 20 arrived at Landstuhl Tuesday with injuries the military designated “urgent." @cbsnews.com www.cbsnews.com/news/strike-...

Aside from everything else, this was my favorite part of interviews and depositions (when cool lawyers let me go to those). The witness says something so obviously stupid that you can instantly refute with documentation and it's even better when it ends up costing them the case.

Chess is one of the things I'd pay to watch him do, along with take a competency test and drive a car. All would be different kinds of hilarious.

"And honestly, if it's not stealing government contract money or coming up with bullshit answers to get me out of stealing government contract money, I really don't know shit about it. I'm just an asshole who steals money and sits on high horses and shit. Ask someone who knows."

Above all else, they're incredibly dumb. I refuse to lose to people this stupid.

It's a good idea to pay attention to the Prairieland antifa terrorism prosecutions. They're an early test of Trump's crackdown on protest. www.keranews.org/criminal-jus...

"Nearly" half. Wow.

We've hired the dumbest fucking crooks to run this country.

Happy feet are the key to a good life, so I'm fine with this. Hope they're all miserable and blistered.