Check out the whole thread for a list of the winners and their entries. It's a testament to the talent behind prison walls and the insanity of mass incarceration. A healthy society does not warehouse human beings the way we do.

Today has been especially stupid.

What if the shells just washed up like that and we're all missing the weirdest naturally occurring coincidence ever.

And the second one hatched at some point in the last 8 hours.

I wrote up the Comey indictment. www.popehat.com/p/the-comey-...

These are the whiniest mother fuckers to ever run a country.

Y'all spent months on this? You're fucking dumber than I thought. Have you tried investigating your way out of a wet paper bag to start? Then work up to crimes.

This guy is a clown.

I can think of only one good reason to take Kid Rock up in a helicopter

Can't wait for the next administration to settle with Comey for $10M just out of spite.

For a guy who apparently didn't like getting bum rushed, he sure days a lot of stupid shit.

This case would also make me miss work except I don't think we'd get to the team meeting stage before it's tossed.

Trust the experts, I guess.

Written by AI trained exclusively on Stephen Miller's high school essays.

Statue of limitations has not expired on this tweet.

We should be able to sue him for harassment at this point.

Everyone involved with bringing this bullshit, if truly based on seashells, should be disbarred, fired, possibly charged, sued, shamed, and exiled because they don't get the point of the place and are actively fucking it up.

I did not expect fascism to involve this much Kid Rock

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me. That’s embarrassing.

www.thebulwark.com/p/exclusive-... CULTCULTCULTCULTCULTCULTCULT

I gotta renew my passport. I'm not going anywhere, but it's handy and there's no fucking way I'm looking at his fucking face for the next decade in case I do decide to go to a country with real health care and fall down to see if they can fix me.

I can't believe we pay for this either.

Sounds like some folks have some extra cash to pay taxes now though.

If the guy used buckshot as he stated, there's more than one fragment to find. There should be a bunch of them actually.

I don't get why we don't call that dumb kid Collarboner.

It's cases like this that really make me miss working.

Try paying attention next time. Turns out, this shit is important.

Kinda figured this from the get.

All things considered, I'd rather we accidentally give someone too much money for food than intentionally bomb a school with that money. So fuck off, lady.

I can't believe we pay for this shit.

The proposed SSI rule change will drown intellectually disabled people under administrative burdens that they clearly will not be able to manage, and then condemn them to even deeper poverty for their condition. www.propublica.org/article/trum...

I can't believe we pay for this shit.

I know we get inured to stuff, but it is hard to fathom the cruelty here. At a time of tax cuts for the most powerful, they are trying to remove basic supports for the most vulnerable. The Trump administration's war on people with disabilities continues.

We'll spend a dollar to kill someone, but not a penny to help them.

Wow. The Trump Administration Aims to Penalize Disabled Adults Who Live With Their Families

One of the “seven respected law professors” who think SCOTUS should end birthright citizenship

So they can't figure out if he even fired his gun. But it's an "assassination attempt." OK.

That's some bullshit.

Read it again dude.

Fuck off.

Trust me, the dark thing next to the egg is a baby hummingbird. The camera on my phone sucks.

The U.S. Has Killed Almost 190 People in Boat Strikes. Five more people have been murdered since Friday. We’re Tracking Them All. theintercept.com/2025/11/17/t...

We murdered three more people in a boat today

I was at a birthday dinner last night with about 25 other people, and spent the morning out in the real world. Literally nobody is talking about the shooting. Most are unaware of it, or only peripherally aware and shrugging it off. It's a blip. We live in a violent country.

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

If you're gonna repost me then commit a crime, make sure it's one of my more intelligent posts with no typos or this picture.

The Commanders new backfield of Fatman and Lil Bill sounds like an 80s PI show.

Just guessing a lot of people looked like this while reading the "manifesto."

Do you also believe he's thinking real hard when his eyes are closed in meetings?