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Hello beautiful people. If you'd like some beautiful music to soothe you while you doomscroll, please listen to our new cleverly-titled album Some Kind of Record album.link/i/1790394385

Finally back from a whirlwind European tour! which was entirely just in France and actually just the one part and just the one of us (me) and wherein I wasn't there specifically to perform music BUT I actually DID play some music a few times and people DID love the music I played. aah, success.

in the "fish or cut bait" category, I have to decide whether to focus on making new music or focus on the wild wild world of promotion. The Grind. The Schmooze. Posting music-adjacent media. Making videos. Espousing knowledge. Looking dapper. Dancing?? Goodness me, what is a man to do?

and for our Spotify peeps: open.spotify.com/album/16RwKF... #indiemusic #bedroommusic #newmusic #jazz #AlternativeMusic #playlist #canada #canadianmusic #fun #3LEN

The final track from our new album is Everybody's Got To Learn Sometime. I found this song during a moment of unknown vulnerability and fell in love with it. I hope you love it too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwTE... #musicsky #musicianSky #jazzsky #musiccommunity #musicfeed #NowPlaying #indie 🎧🎵🎸❤️

album.link/ca/i/1790394... Our third album, Some Kind Of Record, is now available for streaming and purchase. #musicsky #musicianSky #jazzsky #musiccommunity #musicfeed #NowPlaying #indie #indiemusic #cover #pop #bedroommusic 🎧🎵🎸❤️ #3LEN #newmusic #friday #jazz #AlternativeMusic #playlist #canada

The final song from our third album releases this weekend! (While I'm away on vacation!) I'm planning a very special in-person celebration, because why not. It's not often that all three of us are in the same place. We're very proud of how this album turned out. Much love to our supporters.

I'm not sure that this is the best place to ask this but: has there ever been a consensus on what counts as Jazz and what doesn't? Is there a litmus test of some kind? We aim for a vibe similar to the production on mid-1980's Leonard Cohen albums. I hope that's jazzy enough for most of you.

a Spotify link for our new cover of Mystify open.spotify.com/track/1JK24z... #newmusic #friday #jazz #AlternativeMusic #playlist #canada #canadianmusic #fun #3LEN

Darlings, it's Friday. Please enjoy our version of INXS's "Mystify" www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBDg... #musicsky #musicianSky #jazzsky #musiccommunity #musicfeed #NowPlaying #indie #indiemusic #cover #pop #bedroommusic 🎧🎵🎸❤️ #jazz #newmusic #AlternativeMusic #playlist #canada #canadianmusic #fun #3LEN

Morning my lovelies. What a delightful long weekend that was. New music coming out this Friday. Meanwhile, please enjoy Nightswimming responsibly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiKm... #3LEN 🎧🎵🎸❤️

Spotify link for our cover of Jann Arden's "It Looks Like Rain" open.spotify.com/track/6mcT7W...

Jann Arden's hauntingly beautiful "It Looks Like Rain" for your approval. #musicsky #musicianSky #jazzsky #musiccommunity #musicfeed #NowPlaying #indie #indiemusic #cover #pop #bedroommusic 🎧🎵🎸❤️ #jazz #newmusic #AlternativeMusic #playlist #canada #canadianmusic #3LEN

social media is challenging because other people take aspects of music far more or far less seriously than you do. Those aspects being: -collecting media (physical or digital) -consuming media -concerts -bragging about the above feels like engaging with these topics could get disastrous

I keep seeing posts from supposedly indecisive people which are really just thinly disguised engagement drivers. "Which vinyl should I buy?" "Which boardgame should I play?" Hon, if you really can't make your own decisions as an adult, maybe asking a bunch of total strangers is also not the answer

Good Monday morning Bluesky. May this be a pleasant reminder that we are all Real Human Worm Babies and not a genAI nightmare product. We also have thoughts and feelings and at least one of us likes to play board games. We hope you all have a great week. Stay strong. Fight arseholeism.

Hello my lovelies! Please enjoy our cover of (I Could Never Be) Your Woman. It's very fun! Even the guy who wrote it approved of this (I was as shocked as you are, I promise) Please share, enjoy, and #resist #fascism www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW7J... #3LEN

Tinkering with new songs Tinkering with almost-finished songs Tinkering with half-finished songs Tink tink tink. Sometimes it's hard to tink around this place.

Spotify link to our new song. If anyone in the #EtheridgeNation can contact @melissaetheridge.bsky.social‬ please feel free to pass it along. open.spotify.com/track/54YWWk... #newmusic #friday #jazz #AlternativeMusic #spring #playlist #canadianmusic #canada #3LEN

If you want to escape the world for a few minutes, might I suggest our new single: "Like The Way I Do". tonight, if you are with someone you love, perhaps it will hit a bit differently. #musicsky #musicianSky #jazzsky #musiccommunity #musicfeed #NowPlaying #indie #indiemusic #cover 🎧🎵🎸❤️ #3LEN

🎶 New SINGLE releases! June 30 - July 6 🎶 TUESDAY @pomcountyirregs.bsky.social pomegranatecountyirregulars.bandcamp.com/album/dont-l... FRIDAY @kindnessinc.music kindnessinc.bandcamp.com @threeleonards.bsky.social www.youtube.com/channel/UCVv... 2/2

Wishing everyone well on this "alright, what on earth have they gotten up to THIS time..." kind of day

Remember folks, instead of putting reverb on every track, try putting ALL the reverb on the vocals and the guitars. Mmm, dreamy.

Spotify link for #Spotify fancy dancers. open.spotify.com/track/5CvQML... #newmusic #friday #jazz #AlternativeMusic #spring #playlist #canadianmusic #3LEN

New song! Our cover of the impossible-to-sing "She's So High", tamed by the dulcet tones of Daniel. Time for a fancy waltz! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwIy... #musicsky #musicianSky #jazzsky #musiccommunity #musicfeed #NowPlaying #indie #indiemusic #cover #pop #bedroommusic 🎧 🎵🎸❤️ #canada #3LEN

Have you ever heard a pop song and thought: "Well this is quite nice, but what would it sound like if it was played by a group of chamber musicians and had a slammin' harpsichord solo in the middle?" I know I have. Hey look, it's Thursday! New song comes out tomorrow! #indie #modern #classical

New song comes out next week! Meanwhile, to celebrate the weekend (and I know we all have a reason or two to celebrate right now) here's our cover of the classic jazz standard: TOXIC #musicsky #jazzsky #musiccommunity #musicfeed #NowPlaying #indie #indiemusic #cover #pop #jazz #bedroommusic #3LEN

My eyes scan the deep blue skies. I don't see any wings, but I still hear them sing. New song and album coming soon. #nostalgia #dreamcore #nostalgiacore #weirdcore #MusicSky #MusicianSky #luciddreams #conceptalbum #indiemusic #morningdove #birds

man, I just love when I rediscover an old track that's got absolutely the sweetest drum groove in it. Still, nothing comes close to Sweetest Taboo by #Sade because most music is made by mortals

Leave out the fiction The fact is; This friction Will only be worn by persistence Leave out conditions Courageous convictions Will drag the dream into existence - Vital Signs, #Rush They don't write 'em like that anymore.

This track is hauntingly beautiful. Also, the tone that pops up from time to time is the same as the alarm on my stove, so it keeps me on my toes.

OMG! How did I NOT know that the @threeleonards.bsky.social is on BlueSky! Well, the day is gonna be okay after all. #MusicIsLife

Spotify link of our new cover, for extra love justification open.spotify.com/track/2fBcDN... #newmusic #friday #jazz #AlternativeMusic #spring #playlist #canadianmusic #3LEN

Wanting, Waiting, Needing, for you to listen to our cover of Justify My Love Originally by the inimitable #Madonna, vocals made extra sultry by Dan. #musicsky #musicianSky #jazzsky #musiccommunity #musicfeed #NowPlaying #indie #indiemusic #cover #pop #bedroommusic #playlist #canada #elbowsup #3LEN

Hello music lovers! We have a very special treat coming to you this week. A little something to keep you wanting waiting needing #newmusicfriday #indiemusic

Is there a word for the overwhelming feeling of being unable to consume the vast amount of music being created by people every day? There must be one.

Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this

Musicians, bands, musical people - get your stuff off soundcloud right fuckin NOW! They are training genAI with YOUR work! Fellow music enjoyers, time to stop supporting them.

Spotify link for our new single: MANEATER open.spotify.com/track/2xuLYa... #musicsky #musicianSky #jazzsky #newmusic #friday #musiccommunity #musicfeed #NowPlaying #indie #indiemusic #cover #jazz #pop #bedroommusic #AlternativeMusic #spring #playlist #canadianmusic #canada #elbowsup #3LEN

New music! Time for something that swings! Maneater Yes, THAT Maneater. :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_T5... Special thanks to 100 of our closest friends for backup vocals. WATCH OUT! #musicsky #jazzsky #newmusic #friday #musicfeed #NowPlaying #indie #jazz #bedroommusic #playlist #canada #3LEN

Even though we don't have music on Bandcamp, our friends do! You should support them. Like our talented friend Cindy Rule! #bandcampfriday cindyrule.bandcamp.com

New song coming out this Friday! Ohh... here she comes.

It seems people REALLY like this one. It's been played far more than most of our other songs. Not that you needed any incentive to listen to a really decent cover of Take Me To Church.

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things can make you swear and curse. :) You're welcome.

@kb-radio.bsky.social Dear countdown people: we're going to need updates on this Niagara Falls birthday trip, by the way.

You can find these in the Industrial section next to the Nine Inch Nails #recordstoreday

for those on Spotify, click here for audiolove open.spotify.com/track/5YUFC0... Any others, find your love here songwhip.com/thethreeleon...