Programmer brain: I just tried to comment out a line of text in an email draft. # this does not work 😆

I swear, just hearing Obama speak lowers my blood pressure. SERENITY NOW. 😌

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I joined Bluesky to get away from Twitter. Why do the other people who joined Bluesky (seemingly also to get away from Twitter) constantly still repost stuff... from Twitter?! I mean, I came here to get away from all that, not have it follow me...

"Can't let a country blackmail the world." -- says the man who used illegal tariffs to ... blackmail the world.

Let's all thank JD for being the final push Hungary needed to end a ridiculous, 16-year, authoritarian rule. Goodbye, fat Russian stooge. Congrats, Hungary 🇭🇺🇪🇺 Now, speaking of fat Russian stooges... 😏

breakbeats got me like her at 01:15 😁

We fired every FBI agent who even looked at Trump in a funny way, and suddenly moved Maxwell, Queen of The Epstein Files to a prison with literal puppy time, but we're totally not weaponized at all, guys. -- Acting AG, Trump's former lawyer

...any other president, senator, representative, official, or otherwise would be removed. wtf America ?

Artemis II is now officially closer to the moon than the Earth. 🤓🌎 🛰️🌕

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Rinse and repeat, please.

"Frank Herbert Interview on Dune shortly after David Lynch's Dune came out in 1984. He passed away in 1986 which makes this one of his last filmed interviews. He discusses messiahs, cults, Leaders, technology, genes & religious commentary. From Great Ktca Read-A-Thon that aired 09/28/87." Neat 😁

Chris: "How do you think you are going to do all that, and not expect to run into me?" Pred: (sobbing) ...Chris Hansen.... Chris: Yessirrr. This mf has become Batman. 😆😎 (should go without saying but NSFW x 1000)

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Putting everything else aside, I think I'd like to see Fetterman start wearing a suit. The senate should not be casual dress. 🧐

Just pay the TSA with ICE money. No DHS funding until masks come off, cameras go on, and training is not a joke -- or just get rid of ICE. No secret police in America.

Hell yes. If not now, remember remember a wave in November...

New JOJO - hell yeah 😁

I love these guys for their war coverage, but from 2:42:52 there's 4 minutes of an amazingly hilarious Trump impression. 😆

"Epic Fury and Epstein Files both start with the same letters." Whoops. 😆

These guys do absolutely incredible, live, real time, up-to-the-minute and verifiable a-political war news coverage, with picture and video evidence that puts -all- news networks to shame. I've been watching them since Russia invaded Ukraine and ...

UK: 3 US: 0 😐

Aliens, declassifed, eh? So, that's the trick. We just have to get Obama to talk about things we want. "I guess Trump is too much of a little bitch and far too stupid to make universal healthcare happen for the American people -- I'd do it, and I'd call it EagleCare." 🦅😁

...more like, Board of Fleece.

After today, I really will be even -less- surprised if he attacks Iran this weekend.

So, should we be expecting our (2nd) tariff refund check we'll never get before or after our DOGE refund check we'll never get? 🙄

We need to make multi-millionaires ineligible for government office, and outlaw trading stock during and after a 1-2 yr period in office. The caliber of people who serve would dramatically shift.

I used to be annoyed by every website cookie acceptance pop-up, until I realized that if you ignore them, they make very useful reading borders. 👍😀

IS EVERY BILLIONAIRE A MONSTER? Is that how you become insanely wealthy? WTF?

Trump promised anything and everything to his base to get re-elected, but he clearly never expected they would turn on him so fervently over Epstein. It would be such fantastic poetic justice if it is his own lies that ultimately end up being his undoing. 😙👌

Trump lost an election just like exactly half of every candidate that ever ran. For 240 years people lost with dignity. Then Trump comes along and it’s all fraud, the ballots are wrong, mail in voting is anti Trump, we need to show ids. All because one tiny little man lost. Trump lost not America.

@oversightdemocrats.bsky.social -- Have you all seen this? A reddit user has created an incredible cross-referenced crowd-funded, open source database of everything Epstein: epsteinexposed.com www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/co... This is people power!

How is this real? How is someone who is so completely off-kilter, can't even follow rules where she is the witness (when law is literally about rules) able to be AG of the United States? This is madness. How can she sit there and ignore the survivors - refusing to even look at them? We are a joke.

Zuckerberg, Musk, Thiel, Trump, and anybody else that hung out with Epstein (especially after 2005) should all be hounded to resign their positions.

Trump needs to use separate accounts: one for his personal batshit crazy rants and the other for his official batshit crazy rants.

The DOJ has millions of files on the biggest child trafficking ring and horror by the world elite, and they DON'T even entertain the idea to talk to the person who is mentioned more than 5,000 times or open any more investigations? -- and we're just supposed to 'move on' -- I don't fucking think so.

Anyone who contacted, hung out with, or did business with Epstein and co AFTER he was convicted should, at minimum, immediately resign from government. People in the EU are stepping down all over, and the US ones need to be forced out.

DHS wants ICE to remain unidentifiable, because they don't want us to have proof of what we already know: that they're full of J6'ers, Proud Boys, Patriot Front, and who knows what other terrible hate groups. It also emboldens them to ignore rights and act more cruel.

AHHHH!! Bill, Mike, and Kevin return! They've already wrecked their KS goal 10x over.

Nothing has ever felt the same since 9/11. Look at what we're doing to each other as a country. Are we just going to let the terrorists finally win?

Why has no one asked how ICE can even breathe? Don't they suddenly care anymore? 😷❄️🙄

Minnesota has proven that once again, the real power is with the people. HOWever you choose to contribute, don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise or that you're 'wasting your time'. PEOPLE ARMED WITH THE TRUTH IS A POWER THAT CANNOT BE DEFEATED. PROTESTING . WORKS . SPEAKING . OUT . WORKS . ✊😝📢

ICE is full of masked, unidentifiable federal agents who have had less than two months of training (47 days is standard - yes, because of the number), do not see citizens as people or people as humans, and should not be armed or out on the street.

The entire format for congressional hearings needs to be changed. Not allowing witnesses to answer, and or talking over them (from both ends/parties), and having to rush due to insanely short time limits only results in nothing more than attempting to get 'gotchas' and not the actual testimony.

It was dumbest of times, it was the saddest of times... it was the most embarrassing of times. 🙄

The president is threatening to use the insurrection act against peaceful protestors when he caused a violent insurrection where its use would have far more justified. The president is mocking us.

Any president who threatens to attack or invade our ALLIES should be 25th'd or impeached. This should be a non-partisan, no-brainer. #wtfamerica ?