So basically, every Russian I sent to die in Syria died for nothing. I remain a master strategist.

Gang... The fall of Damascus is merely a temporary setback! Bashar is making his way to Moscow to discuss how to organize a counter-offensive to recapture the city and to secure the warm-water ports in the Mediterranean! Also, any rumors of me seething on 4chan from a Russian IP are lies!

What is going on in Syria, and why is Putin telling me I need to share my room with Bashar?!

The ruble is worth less than one US cent? FANTASTIC! This will be GREAT for the export market! Wait... what do you mean there aren't any more importers?

If Trump wants to deport undocumented migrants, they will still need a hearing before an immigration judge. The next available final hearing date, based on current backlog of 1,478,623 asylum cases pending, is in 2029—after Trump has left office. They haven’t though this through. Shocking.

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LATEST INTEL FROM INCEL SLAVE Z(ero)!!!!! TWENTY MILLION UKRONAZI HIMARS UNITS DESTROYED BY (totally not imported from Iran) SHAHED DRONES!!!!!!1111!!!!!!ONE!!!!!

An obese, diabetic, drug addicted, and unvaccinated American population is exactly what Russia needs in the upcoming war with the west!

I’d like to thank Olaf helping to legitimise talking to me, despite my ICC indictment for war crimes. Long term peace will be achieved by rewarding me this way.

Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset. You're all caught up.

Freedom of Speech: Russian style!

Elon and his team changed the X algorithm so that it would boost pro-Republican accounts as well as Elon's own account. Remember when he fumed about Twitter Files and "liberal bias"? Elon's X was MUCH worse.

I thought they wanted to prevent pedophiles having access to government.

This is just another Ukrainian friendly fire incident! What makes me say that? Why should you believe me, gang? BECAUSE I SAID SO, OKAY?!

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We don't have any North Koreans fighting in Kursk because they're too busy watching porn!

Russian officers doing Russian officer stuff.

Love to see it!

Yeah! I support the red, white, and blue! 🇷🇺

Making Matt Gaetz Attorney General is like make Scott Ritter children’s ombudsman.

By popular demand, here is my original translated clip from 2022, where Tulsi Gabbard was perturbed about alleged US attempts to overthrow Putin. State TV host Vladimir Solovyov described Tulsi as their "girlfriend" and agreed that she is Putin's agent. youtu.be/N2_eL8t8D9Y

How is this an economic disaster? 1 USD is now almost 100 RUB, 100 is a bigger number than 1, so the ruble must be the better currency!

But it's okay because we've destroyed the Ukrainian army 69 times over at this point! Also, sanctions do nothing, so please lift them so I don't have to continue eating moldy cheeseburgers!

LIFT THE SANCTIONS NOW! I CAN'T BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW FUCKING AWFUL DOBRY COLA AND VKUSNO I TOCHKA TASTES! #EndSanctionsNow

REAL patriotism is being sent to war on your 18th birthday, getting abused and traumatized by your commander, and giving the enemy a final 🖕 by not surrendering and instead taking your death for Putin's glorious empire into your own hands.

Unlike the degenerates in the West, Russia is not afraid of men! Russia understands that in order to maintain traditional Christian values, a nation must keep domestic violence, violence against the LGBTQ community, and possession of CSA materials LEGAL!

The mighty Russian military seized the initiative and requested the HEROIC Propaganda Department to return the red steel into its rightful hands! The western 🗑 equipment the Banderites are getting from their western slave drivers will be no match for the IMPRESSIVE, untainted glory of the T-62! URA!

I'm being CENSORED! Nobody's patting me on the back for being the true free-thinker I really am! Sure, it's nice to not be flooded by porn bots and pictures of adult women, but I still miss all the bloodthirsty rhetoric I could share with my fellow war crime enthusiasts!

Roskomnadzor just threatened to withhold my weekly vodka shipments if I don't get more angry NAFO replies to boost my posts! How the hell am I supposed to do this without my daily bottle of Beluga?!

#NAFO stole my maps. There will be no new lines drawn this week, gang!

Enough wokeness! Enter kakistocracy!

Unfortunately, unlike on X, I can not express what I think of lolicon content without risking a ban. CENSORSHIP!

Grrr! Thinking about NAFO makes me so ANGRY I could punch another hole in my drywall!