I am realizing that I am bad at flirting.

Popsicle sticks, vinyl, thread, feathers, wine cork, glass shards, gold wire, bottle caps, straws, balloons, gold wire, fake lashes, and a ton of glue.

Self portrait- Megg @ 31

It’s a weird feeling seeing my parents grow into better people because I allowed myself to be myself. Moms connecting with the queer and alternative kids at her school better than ever and dad is learning and trying to understand the intricacies of queer identities. I have some cool ass parents tbh🖤

😈

I dissent.

Examples: - leaving the pencil sketch - adding way to much garlic or vanilla - speak jiberish - don’t use spellcheck

Imperfect on purpose

You know the mirror scene in Rocketman just before this banger of a costume? That’s where I am currently in life

1 hour in my mind

Blessed to be hilarious Cursed to be misunderstood as serious

🧠: ¥€@#8•!£ Me: what? 🧠: $@€*.| Me: what are you saying? 🧠: !!$+_%!] Me: in English, please? 🧠: >_< !!! 4€|% _$ Me: I hate this

Hey babe, you ok? You look like you’re sitting in a Chili’s with a chip stuck halfway down your throat and your waitress was stopped by a different table as she was making her way to you with a mug of water.

Cousin just said she’s going to school for Psychology; 3 years after she told me she had no idea and her and I talked about my mental health in depth. Probably coincidental but I don’t feel like I over shared and overstepped anymore 💚

Merry Christmas! You owe $250 to the hospital. Would you like to pay in full today?

Startled? Flight Provoked? Fight Attracted? Fawn

Constantly saying “son of a..” when something goes wrong because men are the problem not the bitch.

I wish I were a rat so it would be acceptable to live in a pile of all my garbage.

While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect

I was slightly inconvenienced and now I have to broadcast my experience so everyone knows.

MERCURY NEEDS TO STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH

*Flexing in the mirror* I could totally knock a bitch out. If the bitch signed a legally binding contract that allows me to attempt to knock them out with no retaliation. But I could totally knock a bitch out. *flex*

Randomly remembering the time in Middle school one of my friends said he was dating Sean Bean and I never questioned it.

Need to make an Atsushi edit to this song but I have so much work to do :[

Make stupid art

It’s my favorite time of year! 🐦

It’s time to eat my daily scrambled eggs

It’s time to make my daily omelette

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

An average American Opossum can carry up to 1oz of marijuana in their pouch.

Every day I am more and more convinced we live in a simulation. A very stupid simulation. Get me off this ride

This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful. Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened. This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Trick or treating started 5 minutes ago: where is everyone

You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ. We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights. Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal

Every single song is top tier 💙💋

Pretty sure the Antifa they’re looking for is just the fa

We made it 5 days without nicotine, and only 1 gigantic meltdown. The worst is over, right? RIGHT??

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Just glad Splatatouille's family can finally have some closure x

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The state of the produce in my fridge is a reflection of the state of my mental health.

Day 1 no nicotine… wish me luck and perseverance.

Vaccines are safe and effective. Autism isn't caused by vaccines, and autistic people and their families deserve our support. When you want information, ask your doctor. It's more important than ever for all of us to speak plainly, truthfully, and directly about public health.

The xylophone is not used enough in music these days.

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