This isn't a joke. Anyone who sends Taco Bell doordash $$$ will be named in the acknowledgements of my current dark fantasy wip.

It hurts my heart that we have racists like Laura Loomer effectively running the White House.

The funniest part of this is MAGA could've helped by mass subscribing to Disney+ but they probably didn't because Star Wars is woke lol youtube.com/shorts/NvYPM...

Trump donor Larry Ellison’s Oracle will oversee TikTok’s algorithm. His media company owns CBS News and is plotting a bid for Warner Bros., which owns CNN. When billionaires take control of communication platforms, it’s not a win for free speech. It’s a win for oligarchy.

When did the Rapture become like a 2 day event? The fantasy book clearly says it'll happen in a "moment" and "twinkling of an eye" and also like a "thief in the night". Sorry, christians, but that sounds an awful lot like Jesus wants your glorious translation to his bosom to be a private affair 🤷‍♂️.

😕 💵

Rapture before gta6 is crazy

Nintendo is a lawfirm that also happens make video games.

Suddenly every 3rd or 4th scroll in tiktok yields an ad for Disney +, Hulu, or a bundle, and even Disney resort commercials 🤣🤣🤣

You can never appease a tyrant.

Owens calling for unity should've been fully directed toward the right. The left has been saying the ruling class has been pitting us against each other for years. In that same time the right has mostly been mad they couldn't say slurs at work anymore. One side clearly cares, the other doesn't.

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

"Smart people don't like me."

The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States. 🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

Education is the enemy of fascism.

The Internet has been conquered.

I seem to recall the right storming the Capitol on January 6th and beating police officers with the U.S. flag.

I'm poor as hell. It's no secret. What's considered chump change to a lot of people would be life-changing to me. But at least I don't have to pay people to hang out with me like Rogan does cuz jfc bro lol

Late 2000s but anyone remember this little number that came from the same side now saying we shouldn't call the people pushing policies we don't like Nazis? This wasn't due to racist ideologies, bigotry, or telling women to get back in the kitchen. It was over affordable Healthcare.

Remember, kids: when a cult member does something to make the rest of the cult look bad—then that wasn't a cult member or they were "led astray"

Anyone who was around in the 90s when shootings were being blamed on violent video games (not guns. Never guns. Why would it be guns, idiot) will have seen what's coming before. A gta6 ban before gta6 is crazy.

The fact that Helldivers 2 will get banned before assault rifles is wild

All of MAGA rn:

The same party that laughed, made memes and literal merch about people they kidnapped being eaten by alligators are now saying the left is the party of murder.

There is absolutely zero chance The Carpenter's Son movie will be even half as entertaining as the Christians having meltdowns over it right now.

That’s because it’s a crime, Donald.

Also his signature's not unique at all. Most lame, derivative, easily-replicated signature I've ever seen so it's probably forged. Easiest forge a forger ever forged.

If one reporter says they believe him about never drawing because drawing takes talent he'll give it all away for free.

Alien Earth, E5 might be one of the single greatest episodes of TV ever.

*Jesus watching humans film a movie about his brutal torture* Jesus: ok, this is too far. Imma just hit this dude playing me with 🌩 to let them know I'm upset about this. they always say I only 🌩 people when I'm being mocked so they obviously won't take it the wrong way and see it as an endorseme—

Gamers: GAMES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE NOW. Also gamers: WHY WOULD YOU ONLY CHARGE $20 FOR SILKSONG THAT'S TOO CHEAP WTF

I'm going to finish Spire this week. Starting tomorrow. 9/2—9/8. Currently at 160,132 words with 11(ish) chapters to go. Wish me luck and send vibes, please 🙏🏼

I know his health is terrible—but I think it's hilarious that him going merely 1 day without saying something stupid in front of a camera was enough for us to start speculating if he was even fucking alive last week 🤣🤣🤣

Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.

Why not

My idea of burning the candle at both ends is pouring the liquid IV into the MTN Dew.

When Dems get back some power they better not forget this administration fired people for being "too woke" and be sure to fire people for being "too Nazi"

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "This guy is trying to get a Nobel Peace Prize? When he's bringing war to the American people? He sent the United States Marines into the United States of America."

TikTik has new community guidelines going into effect in a month. Is this part new? Because I can think of one motherfucker that hasn't shut up about the outcome of an election.

Smart people don't have to keep reminding everyone they're smart. Competent people don't have to keep reminding everyone they're competent.

If you ever want drown in irony remember the ones with "Don't Tread On Me" hats/wallets/shirts/keychains/tumblers/tattoos/bumper stickers/Facebook banners who for years claimed the "radical left" was coming to take away their freedom actually voted to have their freedom taken just to "own the libs"

Jfc the MAGA "won't someone think of the children?!" crowd might as well just all march off a cliff at this point. youtube.com/shorts/0yYH9...

If you put "haha" in any reply I'm going to assume you want me to stop talking and will immediately do so.