imma make it work tha a t imma make it WORK www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sDi...

lip gloss make em fuss cause imma make it WORK

always remember despite everything at least all the girls are girling

the shit these muay thai instructors are doing to me.....muscles i didnt even know i had are aching

1 week in between semesters to think about nothing but dnd

I HAVE FOUND A PRACTICUM PLACEMENT AND FINISHED MY SEMESTER

ive been waiting to do something to my stars without number players for like 5 sessions and i gagged them so hard with it one of them just tried to bribe me irl

Show a man a post and he’ll be mad for day. Teach a man to post and he’ll reply for a lifetime

sometimes it really feels like people forget the defining element of bisexuality is SAME SEX attraction. "this person can like (traditional het pairing) gender because they're bisexual!" ok true. but what makes them bisexual? quickly now.

carnivorous plants are becoming like pokemon to me

today's dnd happenings: a toucan man was defeated in ritual combat divorce proceedings by a human dressed as a peacock

can these people stop fucking missing

won't anybody think of the heterosexuals

you can deescalate or escalate any situation in Philadelphia by saying go birds and it’s a 50% chance of which one will happen

sexualization of violent imagery in war movies baybee

finished a book today. who do you think you are i am

theres like a "dude who wouldnt be popular irl gets a little too much attention online" accent and i cant place it but its there. linguistically something is going on

my therapist had to leave our session to throw up in the middle of the session today

i'm not strong enough to take a zutara revival in a post reylo world

pronouns fe/fi/foe/fum

balsamic lesbian

i would die for my country philadelphia

ppl who live in nyc are like dude i literally live in a box. I live in a cardboard box. why would you live anywhere else when you could live in a cardboard box. btw have you ever heard of pizza?

in nyc for the weekend and she is a beautiful ex to me who changed me as a person and I’ll always love in my own way but under no circumstances can we ever get back together

i will never be a big city person i love having a car sorry

james holden you will die in seven days

me when i abandon a field that relies largely on the exploited labor of women who are already independently wealthy for a different field that relies largely on the exploited labor of women who are already independently wealthy

i want to WRITE but i dont have TIME because all i do is write PAPERS

i understand what holden is doing narratively in the expanse but he makes me want to set myself on fire

philadelphians are obsessed with driving 45 miles an hour on the freeway and running red lights

idk man i think it depends

got my adjustable dress form and im about to be a problem

signed up for my first muay thai class 😀

who is even left to buy the books

my cat has a cold and i cant get him into the vet until wednesday (it is not an emergency and he is eating/drinking/using the litterbox normally so i am not taking him unless he noticeably declines bc it stresses him out) but motherhood is so hard rn

the amish are the only people in my entire life to sell me a bag of salad that was a reasonable size for one person. i hate to hand it to them. but in this case i must

but how am i supposed to live deliciously in these circumstances

I think the book I’m working on rn is gonna make a lot of people mad at me

i feel freer and freer from the shackles of heterosexual dating every day

i have the same response to pretty much everything i see online these days: can we be serius rn

i love salem sm i want to live here. somebody give me 2 million dollars

oomf wedding weekend and im doing freaking HOMEWORK on it....

now why am i experiencing tornado winds in phil of delphia

mango with tajin.....

araj has swag

its a shame catholicism is so evil because they really did go off with some of the aesthetics. but NOT as hard as the orthodox church. who is also evil, in a slightly different way.

im making moves in silence silently