Me - loves a good long-form history documentary Also me- has so much to do in the evenings these days that I’m watching The American Revolution in 30 minute intervals

I got beans; he gets a perfectly sized cat bed @ranchogordo.bsky.social

Oh god, just realized why Nuzzi was such an asshole to Biden

Bamboo saying leave me out of this

I guess the real question is why wouldn’t you have Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor puppets?

"It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until IT HAPPENS. Looking at the data, it is statistically plausible that IT will HAPPEN in the next thirty-six months. Eighteen, if you factor in hamburger consumption and all the weird bruising."

Odds that Fetterman finishes his term?

Hey don’t dump domestic birds in the wild. Most of them aren’t lucky enough to end up safe quarantining in a warm basement

Ok, if MRIs are so routine, why do I have to get insurance to cover them for my patients?

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Why are people posting anything from Axios? They are rage baiting trash

Asking myself why I feel kind of awful after going for a run after drinking 3 cups of coffee and nothing else

Evil. All of them evil.

Brought the Carolina Reaper in for the winter and it is just cover in little bites of fire-y death

Has Chuck Schumer considered not being absolutely feckless?

My husband apparently loves Trader Joe’s Thanksgiving potato chips. May have to leave for irreconcilable differences.

Seeing this right after reading about Musk’s sweet new deal, seeing red. The most evil people

Oh I do feel better after drinking a glass of water

Oh fuck off

Vibes 100% better today!

Does this mean the increasingly desperate and unhinged fundraising texts will finally stop? Also thank goodness!

Evil only helps you outrun death for so long

Vibes were vile today, but I did just order a cheese advent calendar, so things might be looking up

Making a big batch of salsa from all the green tomatoes left in the yard

Sunset 4:49 pm 😭

Not only is Frankenstein worth seeing in theaters, but it’s also a chance to see Oscar Isaac’s butt

Trump and his cronies really are going for a “let them eat cake” moment aren’t they?

The perfect inflatable doesn’t exist…

Wearing a bodysuit for the first time since I was a teenager and realizing that it is an adult sized onesie

Googling what I need to do to turn my root cellar into a bunker

Very cool and normal that the Philly airport had to make a food pantry, relying on donations, to support its federal workers. This isn’t a huge indictment on the current administration/congressional republicans at all.

honestly the only piece worth reading on the platner situation. @tressiemcphd.bsky.social is absolutely cooking here. (gift link)

It’s nice that we can have Chotiner as a little treat

I think someone swapped my melatonin gummy with an energy chew

Hope Dad made it back

Moment of zen before I have to get on a 6 hour flight.

Can’t share the video of my 3 year old niece singing we will rock you, but since we all need a little break, how about some bushes with eyes?

Bookends

Glad it’s not the millions of people whose SNAP benefits are going to run out. Or whose healthcare costs are going to skyrocket

Can this man stop destroying everything he touches? Can’t go a single day without making things worse.

Ran into this dinosaur on my walk

hey nitesky, help a guy out if you can, please share and donate if you can. id love to wake up to this going viral or at least noticed by someone really wealthy who maybe had a few whiskeys or a nice dose of ketamine and is feeling generous 🤞

2 out of the 3 times I’ve tried to take the light rail to the airport this year it feels like I’m cursed.

If you screw up the don’t get a Nazi tattoo bit, get that shit removed or covered up before trying to run for office. At least as Democrat. Probably actually a bonus these days if you are a republican

World’s most adorable pumpkins

Seasonal Depression starting a little early here in Seattle

Wondering if buying a record player would make me absolutely insufferable?

Who robbed the Louvre Right answers only