Your regular reminder that Walmart sucks

Who’s up for a campfire?

Flew too close to the sun (had max number of holds possible on Libby and they are all coming in the next 2 weeks)

Happy Caturday from Gideon

Watching The Sting and Robert Redford’s suit is kind of amazing

This country! www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/e...

Richard II was the real victim in the Peasants Revolt of 1381

Local radio station just played this, and I feel like it’s a good one to share with everyone this morning youtu.be/gPPscelHVhA?...

Getting into a heated discussion with my spouse about if the rapture is a simultaneous situation or if it starts at the International date line and follows the time zones

Thinking about the time my kid got the flu* with a 104 degree fever and hallucinations and how much scarier it would have been without safe antipyretics like Tylenol. *got it the week before he was scheduled to get his flu shot grumble

RFK jr gives me a headache. Gonna take some Tylenol for that (in the recommended amount obvs)

Neither of my cats wanted to be swaddled like the tiny babies that they are

Does this even count as satire these days?

How is it only Thursday?

I think it is blatantly unfair that I am going through perimenopause and fascism at the same time

Indian vs Mexican? Just King Solomon me so I don’t have to chose

Not the obituary I wanted to read this morning

Just feeling completely gaslight right now.

Nothing like happily biking along the nice paved trail and having a confused elderly person driving down the trail right at you.

Ruin a song by adding the word ‘Literally’ to the title Literally Smells Like Teen Spirit

I just think if your definition of civility is about the volume and tone of speech and ignores the content of the speech you probably need to start over

The updated version of The Giving Tree

Make a band singular A Cranberry

wrote on charlie kirk for the newsletter this weekend

I was traveling, so sorry about the video quality, but someone had to say this:

I appreciate that we are moving from spider season to giant skeleton season.

It doesn’t matter how “civil” you are if the ideas that you are arguing for are abhorrent

Just had to stop this dumbass from eating a chunk of asphalt on our walk

So tired of the hypocrisy

lol NYT changing that stupid clickbait headline.

How many hours of effort to get a few dollars worth of produce?

Welp. That’s something

Actually there are no circumstances whatsoever where you kind of have to hand it to the Klan

Sound transit finally did their first test run across I-90!

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Cannot tell you how much these little peppers are not meant to be grown in the PNW 🌱

Getting my flu and COVID vaccines because I believe in science

Seattle the hellhole

🚨 UPDATE on the current COVID vaccine access situation in the US. Please note that this is based on state laws but different things may be happening on the ground, and some pharmacies are defaulting to federal guidelines instead of state laws.

I’m sorry, Chipocalypse Now? Every day things just get a little bit stupider.

Ugh the chewy air is back. Hoping the rain comes soon

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FYI if you live in WA state, the DOH just placed a standing order so that you can just go get your COVID vaccine this fall without an additional prescription. doh.wa.gov/sites/defaul...

RFK Jr is a barely sentient walking gas station hot dog. I’m so annoyed at this timeline right now

Get ducks they said. They’ll help keep your pests under control they said.

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Last of the Garys In the name of the Gary

Was just sitting here minding my own business when I felt a weird tickle on my foot. Looked at it, nothing there. Felt the tickle again. Nothing there. Felt it again and folks a spider just crawled out of my sock.

Happy Labor Day.

Got the best train mates with me right now.