Can’t wait to post my experience at the fucking airport tomorrow

Toof hurty

Friendly reminder to check your credit cards because a fraud might spend $800 on Amazon

god sends his spilliest coffees to his clumsiest soldiers

My dog is 100lbs Jesus Christ

I don’t want to make a specific “smart goal” formatted resolution this year I just want to be more actively present this year. I want to participate more. Experience more. Be in the driver seat of my life more this year than last

How am I supposed to be a planner girl if they won’t ship it to me??

Man do I want a fuckin Xanax

I didn’t have enough spoons for that

Google’s pet photography. Sees price. Closes browser.

Don’t mind me I’m just crying about my cat again

Like how do we do this chat

I’ve been dieting for 5 hours and my wanna eat the fucking drywall

I’m losing all my cuddle buddies

So my dog decided that the outside air from the window was so exciting he started peeing INSIDE MY CAR

My salon is registered on #strandsfortrans 🙌

👊🇺🇸🔥 ?????

Accidentally including someone in the group chat who shouldn’t be there has been a top fear of mine for a while now apparently some people do not possess this fear

Sargent slept in Devi’s bed last night and I looked over and saw a dark dog in that bed and fucking lost it

To the client who found my salon via google search, booked an online appointment, and then left a 5 star detailed review: Fantastic give me 14 of em right now

First car accident 🙃

CON HUEVOS IN TRUSSVILLE CLOSING BECAUSE OF THAT ORANGE MF!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡🤬😡😡

If anyone has the balls to say “America first” to me about Ukraine I am gonna lose it These people were just fine with us funding Israel They just won’t admit they 🫶 bullies

🎶🎸🎺MCDONALDS IN THE PENTAGON 🎵🎶🥁🎸🎶

Update! Went to the American history museum and guess who still hates Andrew motherfucking Jackson!!!!!!!

Went to the American Indian museum and holy shit if you think trump sucks wait till you hear about Andrew Jackson

TikTok is pure qvc brainrot now, too bad I literally HAVE to use instagram or my business will fail 🙃

When I get off my benzos I’m gonna get so fucked up on wiid I might even throw a party, actually shit yea I’m gonna throw a party

The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock

Love it when someone tells me to look something up in a tone like I’m not going to and then I fucking do and I’m like wow they didn’t even read this

Rednote feels like 2022 TikTok and I love that

I didn’t realize she was mine, Sarg is Ethan’s dog, moose is our dog, Devi was mine I’m fucking heartbroken

7 years was not enough

Bruh these algorithms don’t even know meeee

Some of these people don’t have other socials?? How???

Feels ridiculous going through 2k people I follow on TikTok to follow them on other apps but here we are

just want to apologise to everyone for saying "Oh Fuck" out loud at the sonic 3 screening

Pls read faster I just wanna talk #windandtruth