Elise
@elisecapiesh.bsky.social
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Nerd 📚 Chef 🔪 MUA 💄 Hairstylist 💇🏻♀️
Can’t wait to post my experience at the fucking airport tomorrow
17 days ago
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Toof hurty
about 1 month ago
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Friendly reminder to check your credit cards because a fraud might spend $800 on Amazon
about 2 months ago
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Jerry Chen
about 2 months ago
god sends his spilliest coffees to his clumsiest soldiers
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My dog is 100lbs Jesus Christ
about 2 months ago
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I don’t want to make a specific “smart goal” formatted resolution this year I just want to be more actively present this year. I want to participate more. Experience more. Be in the driver seat of my life more this year than last
3 months ago
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How am I supposed to be a planner girl if they won’t ship it to me??
7 months ago
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Man do I want a fuckin Xanax
8 months ago
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I didn’t have enough spoons for that
8 months ago
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Google’s pet photography. Sees price. Closes browser.
9 months ago
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Don’t mind me I’m just crying about my cat again
9 months ago
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Like how do we do this chat
10 months ago
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I’ve been dieting for 5 hours and my wanna eat the fucking drywall
10 months ago
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I’m losing all my cuddle buddies
12 months ago
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So my dog decided that the outside air from the window was so exciting he started peeing INSIDE MY CAR
12 months ago
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My salon is registered on
#strandsfortrans
🙌
about 1 year ago
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👊🇺🇸🔥 ?????
about 1 year ago
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Accidentally including someone in the group chat who shouldn’t be there has been a top fear of mine for a while now apparently some people do not possess this fear
about 1 year ago
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Sargent slept in Devi’s bed last night and I looked over and saw a dark dog in that bed and fucking lost it
about 1 year ago
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To the client who found my salon via google search, booked an online appointment, and then left a 5 star detailed review: Fantastic give me 14 of em right now
about 1 year ago
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First car accident 🙃
about 1 year ago
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CON HUEVOS IN TRUSSVILLE CLOSING BECAUSE OF THAT ORANGE MF!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡🤬😡😡
about 1 year ago
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If anyone has the balls to say “America first” to me about Ukraine I am gonna lose it These people were just fine with us funding Israel They just won’t admit they 🫶 bullies
about 1 year ago
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🎶🎸🎺MCDONALDS IN THE PENTAGON 🎵🎶🥁🎸🎶
about 1 year ago
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Update! Went to the American history museum and guess who still hates Andrew motherfucking Jackson!!!!!!!
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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Went to the American Indian museum and holy shit if you think trump sucks wait till you hear about Andrew Jackson
about 1 year ago
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TikTok is pure qvc brainrot now, too bad I literally HAVE to use instagram or my business will fail 🙃
about 1 year ago
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When I get off my benzos I’m gonna get so fucked up on wiid I might even throw a party, actually shit yea I’m gonna throw a party
about 1 year ago
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Katie
about 1 year ago
The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
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Love it when someone tells me to look something up in a tone like I’m not going to and then I fucking do and I’m like wow they didn’t even read this
about 1 year ago
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Rednote feels like 2022 TikTok and I love that
about 1 year ago
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I didn’t realize she was mine, Sarg is Ethan’s dog, moose is our dog, Devi was mine I’m fucking heartbroken
about 1 year ago
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7 years was not enough
about 1 year ago
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Bruh these algorithms don’t even know meeee
about 1 year ago
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Some of these people don’t have other socials?? How???
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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Feels ridiculous going through 2k people I follow on TikTok to follow them on other apps but here we are
about 1 year ago
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Eyepatch Wolf
over 1 year ago
just want to apologise to everyone for saying "Oh Fuck" out loud at the sonic 3 screening
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Pls read faster I just wanna talk
#windandtruth
over 1 year ago
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