Captain America never misses

I’ve never understood this take. It still is optional? You choose what cards go in your deck?

Hot bitches don’t get cold

🗣️SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY 🫴🪪

🤟 @giannis-an34.bsky.social

This has gotta be the dumbest administration of all time

My 1998 Game Boy Color with the original Pokemon Red cartridge still works just as well today as it did 30 years ago! Don’t make em like they used to.

At this point, to go along with all of this, you are either incredibly stupid, evil, or both. You will never get a moment's peace from me.

What a horrifying and wonderful thing it is to be alive

#art #digitalillustration #4thofJuly #satire

Hell yeah I’m a feminist

I used to swipe tinder in college ages ago and now I swipe cards late night. I was always finding myself jumbling multiple apps and website together to locate what I wanted and in the morning had no clue why I saved 15 burn spells to my iPhone’s camera roll.

Dreaming of pepperoni pizza

🇺🇸 - dashare.zone ADMIN

Just now realizing I have the bad habit of no longer shutting the door when I go to the bathroom as at this point my puppy or toddler will open the door anyways 😅

She heard you were talking shit

“Dad, what was peak like?”

new metaphor just dropped

good morning my dudes. i've been working on something for a while and i'm ready to share it. it's mobile-first designed Pokémon storage for your Commander decks where you swipe to brew, and it handles the Scryfall syntax and EDHREC sorting for you: magikdex.vercel.app

If we all just turn the lights off when we leave a room it’ll be fine!

Now that Hollywood is all-in on Internet horror I think they should make something based on that reddit US national Parks search and rescue thread that went viral a million years ago. Some tid bits from there live rent free in my head. www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/co...

Strong possibility this is the greatest song ever made

This is some of the most badass shit I’ve ever seen

Ocarina of Time is goated. What’s your favorite Zelda??

I am not made for Capitalism. Every relationship I have feels cheapened and dehumanized by the exchange of money. Everything becomes a hollow experience because it is meted out by an arbitrary quantification of worth. It makes me feel as if the only true emotion or relational value is exploitation

Identity theft is not a joke Jim millions suffer every year

America is so great you get to listen to lovely hold music all morning just for the opportunity to beg for help because you made the fucking batshit insane decision to get an education after high school

Watching this like Matthew McConaughey in Interstellar

One of the great things about mental health is you can tell someone something helps you and makes you feel better and they can tell you that you’re wrong.

Oh shit I never thought of it like that…

Interesting

One sunrise at a time

Good morning! A reminder you’re not Garfield, you don’t hate Monday you hate capitalism.

Truly some of the most pathetic pussy ass bitch ass shit of all time

Bro is magnificent

Sometimes Reddit makes good points and now I’m dreaming of a solarpunk world where investments flowed at this unprecedented level into renewable energy instead of data centers

This is pretty sick ngl

America is hilarious in a morbid way. If you <18 the #1 threat to your life is gun violence and this is the emoji we got: 🔫

Never forget in the story of Jesus the hero was killed by the state 👉🤛

Only God herself can stop me and I’m an atheist

Everyone out here is just chatting shit. No one has any idea what’s going on

Wife is now 3/3 on pulling a special guest card from a play pack, as if I needed any more cosmic confirmation she’s ny existence

Excellent shitpost but fr the impulse draw and theft effects need some type of keyword

"Reading the card explains the card." The card:

Inception. The dreamworld of the Muppets has to be a fuckin trip

@muddstah.bsky.social do you go to events ever or just drop banger after banger on YouTube?