the urge to make art can easily be abated by making a small purchase or eating some sort of corn byproduct smashed into an interesting shape

If you have a pet that’s just a freaky lil guy we’re probably gonna get along

Say could you maybe, idk, hault this eclipse in me? 🥺 👉👈

wizard of barge most based artist of all time ig

monday again is it

Every year I'm more convinced D&D really got it right when they made Intelligence and Wisdom separate attributes.

I swear to god every day I can feel when my Amphetamines cross the blood brain barrier

Searched far and wide for Shipwreck Arcana locally and was only able to locate it on Amazon, only for it to be delayed (but should arrive today). Very excited to give it a try based on the recommendations of one @howlingsaltmine.bsky.social Sam

Steam Controller easter egg: the controller screams when dropped by about 3 feet (Big Picture Mode, about once every 5-6 drops) www.reddit.com/r/SteamContr...

Pressed for the specifics on how a baseball team would even begin to convert itself to competitive Magic, Cohen had this to say, “Easy. Our $330 million payroll was enough to cover almost all of a meta deck."

@lateknightradio.bsky.social followed for the username alone hell yeah

I will be enjoying this ASAP

Hell yeah I’m religious

The show must goon

A lesbian vampire during shark week

Big if true Ocarina of Time is so back

If I had 3 wishes: 1) 2 more arms like machamp 2) 2 more dogs

WHO'S DECK!?

Bracket 1 deck: Kaalia of the Narrow

Golf unless cEDH is a sport

Bring back the ancient knowledge

Today’s reminder I’m washed and unc, went to play a lil Madden and download the latest copy I own

I dunno who Peggy 18 is but her video games contain a whole hell of a lot of violence

Here’s some cool TikTok’s I found

An invite from DA BOYS will always get me there 🤝

Power move in a smaller Teams meeting, unmute right as someone starts talking then mute again. The corpo pull up hesi jimbo.

Quick heads up if you wanna make your dad’s day: Wild Hogs is now streaming free on Tubi.

“You are a function of what the whole universe is doing in the same way that a wave is a function of what the whole ocean is doing.” Alan Watts

Fired up for the next cEDH tourney at my local LGS game store, had a little fun redesigned the flyer

Are you ready for the BUFFEST deck tech on the planet?! Then check out our latest video all about building a bracket 1 Aziza - OOPS All Muscles list 💪 #MTG #Commander #Strixhaven

Shit from @howlingsaltmine.bsky.social that’s made me laugh but I got no one to text: a thread

after putting my glasses on and off 3-4x i realized marath's card art is just old af. had to make an "HD version" @howlingsaltmine.bsky.social

I will gladly sacrifice myself for those I love but I’m having a hard time learning how to live for them. Destruction is much easier than creation it would seem.

Emotionally unavailable guys be like

Supercalifragilisticexpialidopeshit

I LOVE WOMEN IN STEM youtube.com/shorts/ta3Vs...

Big Germ is the real MVP on KIDS mixing fuckin Owl City with Kids (1995) is some mad genius shit music.apple.com/us/album/don...

“Higher than Santa’s shoes” I’ve listened to this fuckin mixtape since day 1 and never noticed that line until now 😂😅 music.apple.com/us/album/rid...

Ritual

2HG prerelease was the most fun I’ve had playing @magic.wizards.com outside of a MagicCon I am so in for future prereleases

Stoked for 2HG today! Definitely not gonna try to force it... @amytheamazonian.bsky.social

The best thing about waking up at 5 for work is waking up at 5 on Saturday morning 🙃

Living in the Midwest is very good and chill

CALL ME A SEPTUM CAUSE IM DEVIATING 😂😂😂 gtfo Sam @howlingsaltmine.bsky.social

I love when a playlist is on shuffle and hits you with the old shit. Just went from From First to Last to A Day to Remember to back to back MCR 🤌