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I’m more angry at Bill Burr’s surprise that Arabs are human beings who are all just trying to get on with their day, just like everyone else in the world. The ignorance and residual Islamophobia is staggering. Far too many people equate those in charge with the entire people and it’s gross.

Some people just need to go and support Nottingham Forest

I see Playdough Patton has been vomiting word salads to absolute silence

Tel off the bench to win it today

Archie Gray.

In case you need a definition: Genre fiction: shit happens Literary fiction: Shit has already happened and everyone has trauma

I like to think this is in honour of the 12th being my 50th birthday and memories of watching Eurotrash with Terry Griffiths in the players lounge at the Snooker World Championship

We’re losing, but this is fun

Spurs fans go a day without talking about the manager of Nottingham Forest challenge

Rough time to be someone who gives a fuck about things

Just don’t behave like a loud, entitled prick and no one will care where you’re from. It’s not the flag that’s the problem

No new pictures, where are you at mentally

It’s not just that what America has become is extremely alarming, it’s that it’s also toe-curlingly pathetic. Loser-shit. Land of the fucking cringe, lads

Just as we were all fooled by Ange’s first 10 games, it would be unwise to draw conclusions from Frank’s first 10. These early games in a season always feel like a fever dream by the time we get to February or March

This has to be D. Southern Italy, Greece, Turkey, Middle East, India, China, Thai and Aussie BBQ.

Here’s a poem called ‘English Roundabouts’.

@footballcliches.bsky.social very much enjoyed Dixon saying Rogers’ flick ‘unzipped’ the Serbian defence. Felt like the perfect verb.

The COYS Reddit is about to become a Forest Reddit, with a side order of Son in LA. Might get some Spurs chat at some point

The Streets won’t forget, indeed

Kolo Miami is his new name I don’t care

I get to just laugh at this shit now

I really don’t care where Ange goes next. Wherever he goes, I won’t have a ‘soft spot’ for them.

This is the writers group I run here in Abu Dhabi. It is the most precious thing and I love it so much. It is the highlight of every week, full of the most wonderful, talented people, from all over the world.

I can’t work out the distraction. Is Epstein the distraction from declaring war on his own people, or is he invading American cities to distract from Epstein? Either way, it’s going to get worse before it gets worse.

I’m worried that Mathys Tel is going to be one of those tragic figures who I only want good things for, but for whom it never quite works out at Spurs.

We’re into unbearable September humidity, but it’s still pretty

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

I don’t know if he fits what we need, probably not, but I would really love Mainoo at Spurs

How long is the Ange narrative going to drag on? I’m so bored of it. Nothing last week and then one defeat, out it comes again.

Not the reason Spurs lost, but the ref bottling the Bournemouth penalty and the Semenyo red card in the space of 30 seconds yesterday was extraordinary

Gonna mute ‘Ange’ I think.

Odobert and Bergvall please

I won’t believe it until JD Vance is holding up the jersey

Thinking of Change For Tottenham at this difficult time

My 12yo could do this. He’s only ever drunk water - his own choice - and has a tier list of all the different waters. He can absolutely taste the difference

I really wanna see Zack on a debate stage with Farage, tearing him a new one, offering creative solutions and not fear-mongering lies.

Only thing I’m going to say about Eze is that I think we may have dodged a Sol Campbell-shaped bullet.

This is a brilliant video, but in the light of today's protests it shows how strong, anti-racist, pro immigration voices like Zack, Corbyn & Zarah Sultana are really needed right now. Too many people have been taken in by Farage and believe that stopping the boats will fix all our problems.

It’s a good day to be a Spurs fan in Abu Dhabi

Don’t need passers if EVERYONE CAN DRIBBLE

The Savinho deal isn’t dead. It’s just dead until after we’ve played them #coys

Reckon I discard nine out of 10 things I was gonna say on here. Probably should have done the same to this one

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? This isn’t going to end well

Oh my god Trump showing Macron and Zelenskyy his MAGA hat collection like me proudly showing off my Panini Mexico 86 sticker album to my dad’s friend who was dying of cancer

Presumably any chance Spurs have of getting Savinho will have to wait until after we play them. No way City let us get him before then

Two minutes away from beating PSG and people are out here pointing-scoring about their expertise

Shall we let Spurs kick the ball a few times this season before writing off Thomas Frank? I think that’s wise. Think I’ll be off this place too soon if the reactionary bollocks doesn’t ease up.

An eternal loop of anger and manufactured grievance, fed by constant emergency, feeds and algorithms ensuring everyone remains in the absolute present, ignorant of the past and angry about the future. The politics of inevitability.