If Wampler was still here, he and @ericvespe.bsky.social would 100% have to do the beez in the trap trend

I hereby declare that Gloria Estefan is now cancelled…(allegedly, so I don’t get sued)

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. Doing hot girl stuff with Duffy and squad

I did a thing. Incredible friends, wonderful location, and a beautiful bride. I’m a lucky guy.

“You look happier.” Thanks, it’s HHN Season!

I feel like I’ve seen some of the best voice of reason posts about today on Bluesky. I don’t post a lot, but I like it here.

It’s a *bite your tongue* kind of day. I just wish y’all had this kind of energy for every single school shooting

In 4 days I will be at Halloween Horror Nights. That is all. My brain can’t process anything else at the moment.

“I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and I got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh”

Wedding seating charts are *almost* as complicated as classroom seating charts. It’s like playing Sudoku

Wedding planning was actually really smooth until now … one month out. Now I understand why people say it’s stressful

One week until I’m at my favorite place ever…AKA Halloween Horror Nights

Luke Crain, is that you?!

I need car dealerships to start treating service appointments the way we treat dining reservations. If I had a dining res for 11am, and still hadn’t been seated by 6pm, I’d be rightfully irritated. So if my car still hasn’t been looked at by 6pm when you’ve had it since 11am, that’s a problem

FYI the shark in Jaws is Bruce. Jaws is not the name of the shark 🤦🏻‍♀️

And that’s a wrap on summer camp! The archery queen is retiring…until next year

I’m not going out of my way to buy a Labubu, but if I’m ever gifted one, I want to dress it up in a @thekingcast.bsky.social shirt. It can be like a spiritual successor to Wampler. A lawuwu, if you will 😂

No spoilers, but as a teacher, the beginning of #Weapons is my worst nightmare

It’s blood-borne pathogen training season again. Year 7! 🩸🦠 iykyk

I love how I asked @ericvespe.bsky.social what he thought and he immediately was like, “It’s great!…You shouldn’t see it though!”. I am the squeamish one. The squeamish one is me.

I’m excited to see “Weapons” because the premise is so scary to me. If all of my students went missing and ONLY my students, I would be scared for my life tbh

This is so freaking cute! #Vancouver

Oh, Canada 😂🐻

Vancouver brunch goes hard

Trying to decide what to do on our last day in Vancouver 🤔

Hello from Crockett Island! I made @ericvespe.bsky.social do touristy stuff with me

It’s glorious 🇨🇦🍁

So bummed that they don’t stamp passports anymore

Goal for this week is to try authentic poutine

Do you concur, @popeincognito.bsky.social?

I need Mike Flanagan and Jordan Peele to write something together. The symbolism and attention to detail would be off-the-charts!

Unpopular opinion: I only like Disney pin blind boxes because it’s easy to trade ones that you don’t want. I don’t like risking money on blind box figurines (unless they are super super discounted, like studio screamers were at the HHN sale). I never know what to do with them after

Christopher Reeve and Mike Flanagan have the same voice. I mean that as a compliment, but I STG I’m right.

It’s gonna be rad…or whatever the kids say these days? It’ll be the opposite of Skibidi

Because if y’all do, boy do I have a ton of these things 😂

There’s also a little dig at trolls/rage bait culture in the movie which I think is glorious

My heart is sad to not be getting a HHN frequent fear pass this year, but my wallet is still trying to wrap its head around wedding expenses…so imma sit this one out

Two people are fighting about the haunting of hill house in the comments of one of my TikTok videos…and someone pulled out the “well, since I played Olivia”. Girl, you are not Carla Gugino 😂

Test Track 3.0 is way too similar to Test Track 2.0 imho. I was expecting much bigger changes tbh 🤷🏻‍♀️

I don’t think it’s an unpopular opinion to oppose this presidential administration. I literally just want people to care about other people. If standing up for empathy makes me wrong, then I honestly don’t think I would want to be right.

This episode is about two of my favorite things: The Flanaverse AND Halloween Horror Nights 👻🎃 #HHN youtu.be/T4LE5HSdbK4?...

We will outlive these monsters and we will dance when they die.

REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.

Somebody just bought every single Flanaverse inspired bracelet in my shop. I salute you

If I was a dinosaur, I’d 100% be an herbivore. @ericvespe.bsky.social can attest that it is an EVENT when I actually eat meat with a meal 😂

I loved Dolores so much. I need @universalstudiosfl.bsky.social to make a shoulder plush of her #JurassicWorldRebirth

Today’s bracelet stack represents one of my favorite shows: “I loved you completely, and you loved me the same. That’s all. The rest is confetti”

Also, Happy Birthday to me! The #HHN announcements on my birthday week have felt like the best gift

In a Venn Diagram of Mike Flanagan fans and Halloween Horror Nights fans, hopefully the overlap is bigger than just me because we recorded a really cool @themonologuepod.bsky.social episode about both of those things! #Flanaverse #HHN