X the everything app is down, wtf is even the point anymore

Anyway, here’s 3 calendars (365 pounds) Also, stream Janie Danger @wifesucker.bsky.social

Thought long and hard about this and it would have to be some kind of a bird. Like maybe a cute little cockatiel that sings sweet songs, or possibly a pigeon that smokes cigs not sure if feathered animals count but that’s what I’m going with

What do you mean you’re Amanda from Saw 2 after getting pushed in the needle pit?

went to go see Shelby Oaks and this drunk guy jacked himself off to sleep

this keeps happening to me

ORLANDO TOMORROW!!

@wifesucker.bsky.social New Janie Danger Single Teased “Kisses Booth” Off The New And Up And Coming Album Is So Good !!! @wifesucker.bsky.social Only Continues To Get Better, Look To Check The Band Out On Tour With JOHN MAUS

youtube.com/watch?v=mufT... @wifesucker.bsky.social NEW BANGER

Very excited to announce that we will be supporting the one and only John Maus for 8 dates from ATL to PHX baby. See you there!

George W Kush sending Bongs over Baghdad

Very excited to announce that we will be supporting the one and only John Maus for 8 dates from ATL to PHX baby. See you there!

when you’re round you’re perfect

i weezed on the beat and the beat got weezer

I was just a kid here 🥲

Nixon Meeting Chairman Mao, 2/21/72

twitch.tv/janiedanger I'm back and I'm live!! Playing Every Soulslike Released in 2025 Part 1 WUCHANG FALLEN CHINESE DARK SOULS!!!!! COMANDANTE XI FIRE AT WILL!!!!!! Woooooo

People really went to see a movie called WEAPONS about how 17 little kids ceased to exist in the middle of an American anytown and the collective grief response of not knowing why young people are being taken from them and went, “wow, so a movie about NOTHING, cool”

I can’t believe I’m sharing a stage with someone whose music has meant so much to me for so long. This is crazy!!

Thanks for letting me send yall off <3

Bluesky Safe Video Edit full song video here!! youtu.be/W9H5_BTFxrQ?...

Just wanna remind you all that @wifesucker.bsky.social fucking rules and you should all go stream her new song and video

Instagram is pulling my video down and local music magazine told me they won’t cover my video cuz it’s “bad for their brand”

STREAM IT NOW!!! 🔫🔫🔫🔫 open.spotify.com/track/7IYOEu...

🐀 SNEAK PEAK 🐀 World Premiere 7 • 11 @ midnight Janie Danger - (K***) Your Self-Help Book

Throwback to last week when I had to up the blower at the pride fest

brought new meaning to the term “crowd killing” last night

We had @wifesucker.bsky.social on episode 1882 ‘Elon NOT On Drugs! Pentagon Pizza Predictions’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social

Sprite >>>>>>>>>

Say what you will about Elden Ring Nightreign but this little guy fucking rules and I love how proud he is of his little drawings.

Just blew up a waymo

my mom said that the fruit flies in her house are having “orgies” and i said “oh they’re doing, Flies Wide Shut” and she didn’t get it

NEW SHIRTS ARE LIVE ON MY SITE! janiedanger.com/store/p/jigsaw…

No amount of clever jokecraft or impressive wittiness can ever compete against a classic poop joke or a dog driving a car. It’s kinda crazy. Comedy is maybe the only art form that has actually peaked, yet it persists

TONIGHT IN CHAMBLEE WITH DINOS AND THE TOURNIQUET!!

hmmmmm.. coincidence??

can you watch her while i go smoke crack?

Had to censor one of my songs for radio play, how do yall think I did?

sometimes she curls up and just looks like nothing like there’s just a void on my couch. just a fragment of nothingness.

>goes to pool party >scatters flesh eating bacteria and Amazonian urethra fish in the hot tub

Atlanta is such a fake city why tf did the chevron guy gimme the Gin

We come to this place to bust To cum

me after checking joe biden’s prostate

meow

went to see Final Destination tonight and AMC just played harsh noise over the commercials for 30 minutes until everyone left

🚨 SATURDAY 🚨 Raising funds for the ladies because Rock and Roll will save us all. Come support a good cause. All proceeds will be doubled!!