Phone Broke. Haven't retrieved pictures/videos/files. Hopefully can pull it off. But got a new phone. Can you please text me With your name and either something funny or uplifting

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Broke my phone this afternoon. Screen doesn't work at all. Trying to find a way to access my phone onto my laptop. It won't connect cause i can't hit the approve 'allow' button. Does anyone know how to access phone via a laptop?

Satan seeing Dick

When the nicest thing you can say about someone is they accidentally shot someone while hunting. To Satan, i'm sorry you have to deal with your new friend today.

How we feeling today Canada? #TorontoBlueJays #MLB #WorldSeries #BlueJays #Canada #Silly

THE SAME RIGHT-WING IDIOTS WHO DEFENDED EDGY JOKES FOR A DECADE AS SOON AS THE JOKE ISN’T ABOUT BLACK OR TRANS PEOPLE

💙Toronto💙Blue💙Jays💙 Thanks for inspiring a whole country in a hard/trying time. #mlb #TorontoBlueJays #BlueJays #WorldSeries #WantItAll

THIS IS WHY THE GOVERNMENT IS SHUT DOWN!!! Trump & republicans are demanding Obamacare subsidies stop. Leading to massive price spikes nobody can afford. Dems are demanding they continue. Anybody saying anything else is LYING TO YOU ON PURPOSE.

Please take one VHS copy of SPEED each.

Toronto Blue Jays need our support tonight. #TorontoBlueJays #WorldSeries #mlb #Toronto #BlueJays #WantItAll

Offering out Free Toronto sized hugs today. #MLB #mlbPlayoffs #Toronto #TorontoBlueJays #BlueJays #WantItAll

Toronto Raptors lose by 19 points tonight and i'm smiling. #BlueJays #WANTITALL

Halloween officially cancelled in Canada this year Friday. #MLBPlayoffs #mlb #WorldSeries #TorontoBlueJays #WANTITALL

I saw a video on this timeline mocking John Oliver. Not in this house. John Oliver is one of the best we've got. He just humor to report stories and stand up for ppl. Shoutout to John Oliver/ Last week tonight. 💪

#TorontoBlueJays i'm ready to help out. #mlb #WorldSeries #Toronto #BlueJays #WANTITALL

It's my birthday and my favorite color is Blue. So tonight whenever i see a Toronto Blue Jays fan excited/Celebrating...i'm gonna pretend it's for ME. 🎉

Priorities.

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government. She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her. So I confronted him.

When you're WORLD SERIES bound. #BlueJays #Mlb #WantItAll #PostSeason #Baseball #Toronto #WorldSeries

I heard they got arrested for selling...Quack.

LOL. Youtube is down...but the ads still play.

Don't do it fellas

I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).

Sliding into dm's like the Toronto Blue Jays are sliding into the MLB AL Championship Series

LOL Jack Armstrong Trying to say Sandro Mamu's full name. Is gonna be a season long battle. #RTZ #TorontoRaptors #Raptors