just caught up with an acquaintance who’s linkedin feed was a nonstop torrent of glazing her employer, right up until they fired her ass. don’t do that. your corporate overlord would sell your liver if they could (and they are working on it)

if you think a professional is expensive, try replacing him with an LLM

this explosive diarrhea situation reminds me that denny’s used to sell something called “Hawaiian pancake splatter” for some reason.

i wash all my greens in acetone for safety

he’s ratfucking again. will probably announce that he’s remodeling the whitehouse completely

after days of fucking around with the infotainment system, software updates, the idiot dealer service dept, I have found my way into the infotainment system engineering interface so that I could commit the terrible crime of SETTING THE FUCKING CLOCK. wtf is your damage @hyundaiusa.com ?

NDAA 219 should be the biggest news. It will permanently merge the US military with Israel. Why are Dems and Republicans supporting it?

alexa, how do i start a private prison?

in a good mood today. case against me dismissed

i know the mcconnel photo is fake because he’s not wearing his tasmanian devil nascar t-shirt

Here you go 😂

every once in a while someone likes a very old post of mine. this makes me think some very, very strange people go through my timeline for some mysterious and no doubt nefarious purpose.

I know what everyone is thinking, but stop saying it was autoerotic asphyxiation. there's no proof either way yet.

hearing the news this morning, I thought to myself "wow, he looked like shit for 71", then I found out it wasn't mcconnel. then I got some coffee and fired up totalfark.com

Graham having lots of 20 minute conversations with McConnell today

norwegian women are historically well known for their terrifying beards

the richest woman in germany is the step-granddaughter of goebbels. neat.

Looks like Jake Lang got a taste of Los Angeles today. This is absolutely insane.

bro, you better bury mitch before the flies get worse

billbilly #consultingisfreedom

81yo mom: “oh, you know rachel!” 53yo son: “yes, last time i saw her she was 3, then their family moved 500 miles away” 81yo mom; “yes! so glad you know her!l

had an interview with a large manufacturer of construction machinery. i asked them how many ai projects they had going on. 13(!), they said. i asked how many they had cancelled. “not enough” came the answer. not sure why i didn’t get that one. i’d have made “enough“ happen.

fun fact: no ai company has made a profit.

drove by a place claiming to sell something called “world famous gummi bratwurst”. it’s not even locally famous, brother. intriguing nonetheless.

the qatari bribe birb back in the us? or is it still broken down in turkey?

SpaceX (with twitter being a subsidiary) is actively engaged in a low intensity insurrection within the US and in several treaty allies. They are promising openly to escalate. There are capital crimes being committed in broad daylight. We should stop acting as if this is not the case

the lamp posts hunger again

some transformative tech

why do all the production manuals mention the symbionese liberation army?

If you use "A.i." to summarize something, you will never know what kind of mistakes it's excreting until it's too late and you've deeply embarrassed yourself or destroyed your business/reputation.

"Remember to always check the output," they tell me. If I have to read the original document to make sure the summary is accurate, then the AI is a *useless and pointless* extra step, and I can never seem to convince anyone at work of this.

i wish the usa had a president who could play piano with his dick too

is interfering with a corpse a federal crime?

Evergreen post: He could be impeached tonight and convicted at trial in a few weeks and removed from office immediately thereafter if about 20 people in DC decided to put country over party for the first time in their miserable, self-dealing lives

teach your children how to compile apache modules

my people came here from the isle of man like 300 years ago, and those bitches won’t even let me back in. the only department store they ever had bore my family name for a few generations. fuck dem legs

Black mirror was ahead of its time, they thought of smart phone bad first. Also the first to predict a politican fucking a pig.

when i met my wife 30 years ago, i was reading “introduction to genetic algorithms”, she was reading “foucault’s pendulum”. now she’s stealing our house. probably should have looked into that pendulum dude, in hindsight

proud to be old enough to to not recognize wonderwall by ear. i have no idea why people even mention it really.

i dare you to say mitch mcconnell into a mirror 3 times

if george washington didn’t have a boner for land west of the Appalachians, we’d all be eating buffalo burgers, enjoying proper baguette, and incredible psytronic ramen from greater japan (maybe china), while wielding an incomprehensible accent

the platte and missouri are some shit rivers. also-rans. pathetic

good stuff

blaine and sherman sure fucked that up

james garfield was assassinated in office. he hated mobdays, loved lasagna. totally forgotten. you do the math

the aristocrats

me and mitch did a 3-way with the mormons down the street for almost 20 minutes. that rapscallion stole their phones too