"the writer's fetish" what about the character's fetish that the character is unaware of. what if its their problem not mine. and im just egging them on

dont call me literally polishing my knop rn... literally have had this scandalabra drawing lined for months and NEVER finished it till now 😔😔so ya i finished it.. full is at the p-place :3 #DateEverything #Scandalabra

Rococostarion for my first post here! ✨

The Kiss #Frankenstein

Guess I shouldn’t be surprised, and it was only a matter of time, but I’m seeing a lot of stupid discourse on twit about The Creature that is eerily similar to discourse about Astarion, and I am FUCKING TIRED PEOPLE. Can I please enjoy my pookies without people infantilizing them, FOR ONCE.

Finally at destination after flying… want to sleep forever…

Actually destroy me, I have one more flight left in the day and I DONT WANT TO GET ON. THE ANTI ANXIETY IS WEARING OFF

Take me with you 🫀 man the chokehold this movie has on me #frankenstein

I got a haircut today and my husband IMMEDIATELY told me I look like Dwight Schrute. I cried in my hairstylist’s chair for like an hour LMFAOOO He meant it in pure jest and I am giggling now but JESUS was I sobbing at first LMAO

1. Bloodweave my beloved 2. SHAE'ZEL MY FUCKING LOVELIES 3. Hellspawn!!! Honorable Mentions!! Gale'zel Minscstarion </3 Wyll/Halsin (Oakblade?)

Noming them soul coins. I really wish they got to play a stronger role, it felt like evil route but nothing came of it.

A #bloodweave piece that took way longer than it should have.

Gentle reminder to never use iOS to join artist’s Patreon! You end up paying more, and WE get forced to wait 2~ months to even have those funds available to us.. Please consider how this would make you feel if you were forced to wait 75 days for a traditional paycheck! Please just use a PC.

For some (most) it is the last day of #durgetashweek but for me it’s only the beginning Enjoy my day 3 everyone

It's Tara!! #bloodweave #taratressym

i was recently commissioned by the team of Self Care Vampire, an upcoming mobile game where the better you take care of yourself, the tastier you are for your vampire boyfriend. they've got a playtest coming up soon, and would invite you to meet elijah~ www.selfcarevampire.com

what fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid Zira from the Lion King 2 is probably the only villain who actually made me terrified. "My Lullaby" is genuinely the most evil Disney villain song I have ever heard LMAO Personally, nobody can outrank her for classic child movie villain.

making art in the time of AI lately i've been getting more questions (and occasionally downright accusations) of using AI in art and music. rest assured i have not and will never touch that garbage. thank you

Karlach x Astarion just… vibing together 👀👀👀

that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan

on the internet archive looking at a magazine from 1992

Still think about how perfect this face version of karlach is

Sissy Gale, Butch Fem!Astarion, and a big ol vibrator + a big ol bottle of lube :)

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet: “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

I dont care that it’s actually day 4. For my purposes it is Tuesday and I’m successfully continuing #Durgetashweek

no hoppip yet, this game fucking sucks /j

Serebii Update: Pokémon Pokopia has revealed a new form for Snorlax: Mossy Form www.serebii.net

boutta draw Gale stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey on Astarion’s table

🤲

Call me Jimmy Nut-on the way her brain's making me blast

>open clipstudio >stare at a blank canvas for 5 hours >close clipstudio >cry on your bed

The concept of ABoH is Astarion getting the brilliant idea (his words, not mine) to write a book about how to kill vampires; a tome where he details all of vampire-kind's weaknesses for monster hunters to read and learn from. He's such a bastard lmfao (Mute this thread if you don't want spoilers!)

The Rat's Run Inn is described as one of Astarion's favorite hunting grounds. The establishment is frequented by sailors and scoundrels, located by the Gray Harbor in Baldur's Gate. Astarion comments on how easy it was to entice patrons into following home.

forgot gale's name so kept thinking "teehee astarion x jerma :)"

He was so in the zone he hadn't noticed Astarion's a man 😭

There are two types of men in the comments to my hellspawn art and also in general

There were quite a few replies like this too

Is this the #astarion art that you guys followed me for 🤓☝️

so my husband and i are kinda window-shopping for houses, we've gone through nothing official to get a loan or to buy or whatever the fuck but we found the UGLIEST FUCKING HOUSE EVER and we WANT IT. It's giving abandoned Addam's Family mansion mixed with old man's rusty shed

Rorissa: hee hee Astarion is secretly nice he is just rough around the edges Astarion: actively crashing out because he is falling for the tiefling he set out to manipulate (1/3) . . . . #art #bg3art #astarion

OK LAST YAP FOR REAL 3DS has an official theme for me… and it’s all of my babies ☝️❤️‍🔥

Astarion held a wooden sword in hand, swinging it without a care as he toddled towards his family cottage. “Mummy, I want ‘uh apple!” As he pushed the white door open, his eyes landed on his mother - belly round with child, white hair flowing in free curls. Her blue eyes found his own, and he felt

Secretly love Minscstarion w voyeur/cuck Gale. Minsc bending Astarion over Gale’s bed, fucking the lights out of him, all while Astarion can barely form a sentence and trying his hardest to demean Gale. When Minsc is done, Astarion makes Gale bend over so he can line himself up.

careful 🗡️ #kinktober

:)c

old photo dump from my switch </3 1. me and my great love waddell 2. me and roommate introducing the husband to acnh 3. I SHINY HUNTED MY FAVORITE POKEMON FOR A MONTH STRAIGHT AND FINALLY GOT HIM JUST TO NOT TAKE A PIC WITH HIM. HERE I AM WITH HIS EVO. 4. My fave ACNH fit: the cowboy :)

Had been in twitter drafts for a while this might trigger people...

Every time I hear Dead Man’s Party by Oingo Boingo I just wanna do an animatic of Astarion being turned into a vampire. “I was struck by lightning,” (killed) “walking down the street!” “Don’t run away, it’s only me!” (to any love interest pre-vampirism RAAAHHH)

Just remembered that I loved ACNH so much back in 2020 that, when my favorite villager (Pietro) gave me a butter churn, I changed my whole ass persona to Butterchurn 😭