“i love my wife” (the fictional man i'm obsessed with)

Thinking about the little black strands Astarion had in his hair during early access... Sometimes I HC that he had black hair when he was alive, stress and/or vampirism causing it to turn white.

All I want for Christmas is more Daddy Dom!Astarion BW fics

Despite being literally a nuke I think it’s really cute when fic writers describe Gale’s orb as glowing or pulsating when he’s aroused 🥰

Okay but size queen Gale 😳 An unassuming literature professor with a collection of huge monster dildos hidden away in his closet. He and Astarion have been dating for a little while now, and Gale wants to put on a show… #bloodweaveyap

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I had to share this bc I stopped breathing

EVERYBODY SHUT UP THEY'RE IN LOVE

This is Astarion 🥹 Makes me think of Gale's line where he says "...you remain a ray of metaphorical sunshine amidst the darkness, as ever." 😭 youtu.be/t365MuktYQs?...

Spread out so perfectly JNCO Gale & Punk Astarion 90s AU #bloodweave #gale #astarion #bg3

CW: omegaverse Gale watches Astarion hold Jen’s new pup. Sees how his normally flamboyant alpha is so careful and almost timid. It’s sweet, and Gale finds himself suppressing needy pheromones— he wants Astarion to pump him full with a litter of their own. Right now. #bloodweaveyap

Still think it’s funny how Gale conjures a bed for your first time meanwhile being with Astarion gets you leaves up your ass crack from being rawdogged on the forest floor

I’m never gonna fall for “Astarion isn’t actually a freak” propaganda 🙅‍♀️ Boy’s nasty! 🗣️

The artwork that inspired another entry to my Puppy Gale series! Amazing art by Blue! archiveofourown.org/works/73498096 #bloodweave #gale #astarion #fanfic #puppygale

Already thinking about modern AU BW on a date at an outdoor ice rink, the kind decorated with fairy lights. Gale is glued to the handrails. Astarion glides across the ice, showing off, before skating back to grab Gale’s hands. “Here— hold onto me,” Astarion chuckles. #bloodweaveyap

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I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

BTW the amazing @cytokine-spy.bsky.social wrote a SUPER HOT fic based on this yap and you should all read it! 😈💗 archiveofourown.org/works/73500326

Started a new ACNH island… Gonna need people to bring me fruits once everything is set up lmao

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Fashionably late 👠 #art #astarion

Fashionably late 👠 #art #astarion

Waiting for the inevitable war once Astarion's Book of Hungers drops and ruins peoples' canon. Remember: you can just ignore things in DND that you don't like! Unless the new text says something like, "Astarion has a huge cock," in which case it IS canon and true.

More bunny Gale, now with #bloodweave I am a chef that turns tragic doomed men into happy little blobs with animal ears 😌😌😌 Bon appétit 👨‍🍳

Just found out that if you tell Gale you have doubts about being with him he hits you with the science rizz 😭

I like the idea of hyperspermia being an eleven trait... Astarion latching onto Gale's shoulder with his teeth as he comes inside him, and comes, and comes. Gale's eyes roll back into his skull knowing that his lover has quite literally filled him to the brim. #bloodweaveyap

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Drawing for the first time in weeks

I love Astarion so much. I love how I convince myself he’s an intelligent person and then he says the dumbest shit ever. My pookie contains multitudes 🫶

Patreon request- Astarion in biker leathers. He sees you looking at his little passenger. #astarion #bloodweave

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Astarion opening a costume shop in Waterdeep and using Gale as a model and muse. Gale is both embarrassed and intrigued when Astarion brings home a frilly maid's dress with an absurdly short skirt, encouraging the wizard to try it on. The dress does not make it back into the shop. #bloodweaveyap

Wanted to rank the BW endings but A LOT of them are good, and playing origin Astarion is more satisfying overall imo. The two of them moving to the Underdark so that Astarion can lead the spawn has quickly become my favorite 🫣 Gale can link up with the Society of Brilliance, too!

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I love it when tops are a bit fruity

That's HIS wizard!! Do not separate! #bloodweave

The BW Underdark ending is growing on me... I used to think the idea was awkward, but the book club is cute and looking after all those spawn would give Astarion a clear purpose post-game!

Househusband Gale 🥰 He stays in Baldur’s Gate with Astarion to help rebuild the city, eventually having more time to spend at home. Gale is plugged and ready for Astarion— to be bent over the kitchen table, or pushed to his knees in the foyer. #bloodweaveyap

Spooky fic 2 electric boogaloo A solo #Gale orb acquisition drabble archiveofourown.org/works/73473936 #bg3fic

Gale dresses up as a werewolf for Halloween. He should have expected that his boyfriend would pull him along by his collar all evening, and that it’d make him feel things… “Will you bark for me, pup?” Astarion asks, tugging him close. “W-woof,” Gale says, and Astarion grins widely. #bloodweaveyap

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Saw this and thought “Bloodweave…”

Bum! Bum! Bum! #bloodweave #felonicdraws

Gotta imagine Gale bouncing on it for some serotonin

Gale wakes slowly. He yawns, the sunlight conjuring a kaleidoscope of colors behind his eyelids. “You’re still loose from last night,” Astarion murmurs against his neck. His cold breath and probing fingers make Gale shiver. He rocks into Astarion’s touch, urging him to slip inside. #bloodweaveyap

Need Astarion to recreate this trend NOW

My two silly boys🥺💕 #Bloodweave #AstarionxGale #BG3 (An older piece I hadn’t shared here yet)

Astarion sending Gale a text with a picture attached: the elf is pulling at the strap of a lacy bra, peeking from under his unassuming dress shirt. Gale almost fumbles his phone. (When he gets home, Gale is roughly fucked by his husband, still wearing that bra and silky stockings.) #bloodweaveyap

As I'm going through Astarion's endings I'm quite partial to the one where he stays a "hero," killing anyone that needs killing. Imagine him as a vampire hunter. What better person to track down bloodsuckers than a fellow bloodsucker? He's unique in that he's a free spawn & I think it'd be sexy.