I fear I would also let Julianne Moore take her gum out of her mouth and put it in my mouth and be happy to do so

face down, ass up. that’s the way that i like to sob into my pillow

Surprise surprise Nicole cheated on another girlfriend. I will never understand how she gets these seemingly sweet and attractive girls and I can’t even get a text back #TheChallengeAllStars

Tbh I find both Shane and DaVonne to be petty and immature #TheChallengeAllStars

Whose life is Jaimi coaching?? Cuz I’ll tell you what doesn’t feel right in my spirit is this entire bitch’s personality #MillionDollarSecret

I always root for anyone black on a reality game show. Except for Jaimi. She can choke. And I’m glad Lydia read her for filth #MillionDollarSecret

Phil and Chris, two nerds risking it all for this blonde that will never look at them again once this show is over. Pathetic #MillionDollarSecret

This guy Chris on #MillionDollarSecret fucking sucks. Lydia asking what scary movie has a hockey mask and this idiot goes “Nightmare on Elm Street. I know horror movies”

I really liked Dorit this season, but girl… we all thought your home invasion was a sham. Garcelle was not alone in this, and there were real facts on why we thought it #RHOBH

I get why Garcelle didn’t finish this reunion. I’m getting fucking heated on Garcelle’s behalf. Like what the fuck is this #RHOBH

Kyle cannot be for real in saying that she shows her life. If people ask her anything, she shuts the conversation down. She needs to control the narrative #RHOBH

I don’t understand this narrative of Garcelle not being interesting. Sorry she wasn’t married to an evil criminal? Sorry she doesn’t have a shitty divorce at the moment? #RHOBH

Oh another Nany and Kacy FaceTime… #TheChallengeAllStars

Gonna name my first born Lorazepam

Lana Ja’Rae really caught me off guard with that “is the bus still running” joke cuz I full on did one of Ru’s high pitched 5 minute long cackles #DragRace

I cannot get over Madison’s reunion dress and how hideous it is. This woman was trying to give Allen styling tips. I have to laugh #MAFS #MAFSReunion

Emem’s fiancée is having too good of a time on camera for me. Also the fact that he brought up her miscarriage. Let her bring that up. I’m irritated #MAFS #MAFSReunion

I’m just getting around to watching #MAFS and I’m sorry but Emem’s fiancée seems like a clout chasing clown to me. I really hope I’m wrong but even the experts are looking at him like he’s weird af #MAFSChicago

Damn Buck cannot catch a break. His girlfriends leave him, his boyfriends leave him, his best friend is leaving and his dog got taken away 😂 #911OnABC

School Spirits is the best teen show around right now and I need them to give me a season 3

My face every time Nany talks about the future she’s starting with Kaycee #TheChallengeAllStars

Veronica would be so good on Big Brother #TheChallengeAllStars

There are few things that fill me with horror as much as when people use chatgpt as a search engine.

It makes me happy to see Allen happy. He deserves it #MAFSReunion #MAFS

I’m so in love with her

This idiot talking about wanting a Michelle Obama. PLEASE. You want a weak minded follower not an intelligent powerhouse. That was very clear on the show #MAFSReunion #MAFS

Of course Ikechi’s response here is better than the one during filming because he’s had plenty of time to prepare and rehearse his answers #MAFSReunion #MAFS

Can every tv host please stop asking couples when the fuck they’re having kids? It’s uncomfortable for everyone #MAFSReunion

But then again maybe these two gym bro idiots are meant for each other #MAFSReunion #MAFS

I think that David’s dumb ass actually is in love with Madison and I think Madison has to commit to this relationship so she seems like less of a villain. In her mind, she needs to make all of this worth it #MAFS #MAFSReunion

Madison sucks so bad that she managed to make me team Michelle #MAFSReunion #MAFS

Today is the 28th anniversary of Buffy. I will be marathoning season 5 for Michelle ❤️

Milton still looking kidnapped in his video with Lydia 😂 #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion

Not production making everyone stand up and act like they really vibe with that terrible song. Also that wasn’t a live performance. That was a music video, Nick. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion

I can’t tell if this Alex Warren person is familiar to me because I’ve seen him before or because he looks like every man on this season #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion

The way I do not want to hear from past contestants at these reunions. I want to see someone ask Alex about the teenage girls he’s allegedly hooking up with! #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion

Madison might be a little messy and a little crazy but I rock with her so hard. I think men see her as someone they can easily get people to disregard because she’s a mess. She ain’t perfect but I love her? Lol #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion

Someone needs to tell Joey that if you’re growing out your hair for Locks of Love that it shouldn’t be stringy and greasy and scraggly. Like you might as well just shave it because no one wants that #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion

Ben looking exactly like this the republican nationalist fuckboy we all knew he was #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion

Well I thoroughly enjoyed Virginia so eloquently reading Devin for filth. That lifted my soul #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion

You know what I find funny? It’s always a bigot/misogynist talking about “I can move past differences.” Well yeah of course you can. You’re the one placing the judgments! It feels a lot different coming from the place of being judged #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion

Musical performance? I’m gonna lose my shit if it’s just 98 Degrees #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindReunion

Virginia might be on some updated quaaludes but the girl is smart and smart I respect her #LoveIsBlind

The little kid asking what’s going on and the dad saying “she said no” should not have been as funny as it was. Or maybe I’m just an asshole but I cackled, guffawed even #LoveIsBlind

Wait Virginia and her family all have the vibe of the black people in Get Out. That’s what it is. And they seem legitimately sweet and kind but their energy is I think just not for me lol #LoveIsBlind

I’m ngl Virginia makes me uncomfortable. I just do not understand her personality. But I will say the entire family has a strange calm vibe that makes me uneasy #LoveIsBlind

I think Virginia found the last batch of quaaludes and has been hoarding them for years. This girl is RELAXED #LoveIsBlind

All I can hear is Drop Dead Gorgeous when anyone in Joey’s family is speaking #LoveIsBlind

“I wanna keep seeing you” “We’ll see” 😂😂😂😂 #LoveIsBlind

I can’t breathe. Kathy limping off the runway and then blocking the models 😂😂😂 #RHOBH