Sunday ass Saturday

The year is 1782 You and your wife (Lavender marriage ) are off that good ergot when she says check this shit And then pulls out the latest sheet music for the Rocky Road to Dublin And you guys start fiddling it out The Beatles records could never touch something like that xx

How can I get my butt bigger fast My parents left me for dead

When someone says they can't draw but it's fun and they wish they could it just activates something in me that's like Hey let me see. Let me see your drawings. Can we draw together. Hey what do you want to draw what are you thinking about can I see. You should draw it

I am the champion of drinking a tall boy at 4pm and then falling asleep at 9pm on my weekend

Making tea and my neighbors giving me #exclusive weed samples from his farm to give him feedback on. You know what that means. Trance music

Think I will rearrange my apartment today

A little hung over from one drink....nearly as disappointing as when in my early 20s found out I couldn't eat a bag of candy for dinner anymore without getting sick

I'M GOING TO THROW UYP

cheerleader chant: what do we want? Other cheerleaders, except for one: to irreparably injure the one on top of the pyramid

Beginning to understand denim. The color of blue jeans is still beyond me. But I'm starting to get it

I can't even lie I live for peer pressure I freaking love doing stuff my peers want me to do

I'm so excited to have a little fireplace space heater this winter. U guys want to come over and sit around it? I can fit maybe 4 or 5 people in my apartment and we can rotate out

Am going to start posting the same way I write in my journal

I just placed a memory in 2003 of being a little child going to my friend's house around Christmas time and we made chocolate covered pretzles bc it was where I first heard "Get Busy" by Sean Paul

It's bunny Friday and I'm making cabbage soup later on tonight

A little starch and iron will change your life

Oh Yeah

My name is Grant F. Audo

Nice

It feels so good Taking mdma (Doo doo Doo Doo)

Feeling a few crunches but theyre all gonna be alright

Me: *playing on my phone* Boss (very elderly): hello Kyle! Me: what now.. Boss: I was wondering.. Me: *growls..* get back.. Boss: if you'd do some work today? Me: *covering one eye and snarling* i told you.. Boss: well we Me: get AWAY *blows him into giblets with an uncontrollable energy blast*

You guys want anything from Bugmart? I'm going to the insect supermarket later if you think of something

Goodnight

Woww

How Could I Ever Give A Fuck When Theres All This Paper To Be Chaste 🤫💯

Obsessed with this pic

REALLY wish I knew abut the Constructor 1997 Remake death screen like A WEEK AGO... 😭😭😭

Trance music

Un tis ah tis un tis ah tis

First sort of dreary rainy day in forever 🥰

Dr. D. Erté Poolwater

Guess I'll make some trance music today

Oklou - choke enough ( hazboy trance remix)

@coyote.tel Lakewood bus station has a working payphone

Bitcoins and like #digitalcoins makes so much sense as a gotcha alluring thing because us humans Lovee having little coins and tokens

American apparel hoodie...Purple... Strings yanked out Because they had to be used as a belt ....

RIDING THE SOUNDER TODAY I WISH I HAD TIME TO GO ALL THE WAY UP to EVERETT AND RIDE ON DOWN TO LAKEWOOD!!!!!! AND THEN RIDE IT BACK UP AND DO IT AGAIN!! MY IDEA OF A GREAT DATE IS TO HANG BUM AROUND GET SNACKS EAT A WEED GUMMY ROCK A HEADPHONE SPLITTER AND RIDE THE TRAIN ALL DAY

Two beers in the Rainers are whispering to me they're saying. It's okay...to to sleep at 9 pm on your weekend...

Wife me up bro