What kind of ADHD is it when you spend two days with YouTube at 1.5 speed and don’t notice until you realize a content creator you’re familiar with has an unusual cadence?

Zillow listings should have a comments section

Subsequent implies the existence of domsequent

Absolutely devestated they gave Paul Hollywood his wish and yassified the bake off tent 😭😭😭

Can’t stop pronouncing “Venice” like “Denise” in my head

"Parents rights! You should be able to guide your child's education and limit their exposure to things that offend you!" turns immediately into, "Not your rights, WE decide what all children should read, learn, and be exposed to, and how". Christofascists gain one inch, they grab for everything.

We don’t talk enough about how the silent generation tortured their children into creating the generation of sociopaths we rightly identify the boomers as. I got smoke for great grandpa. Why couldn’t you just hug your son so I can have bodily autonomy?

Tbh the only wrapper I care about is the Rivals Rewind I didn’t know I was going to get until it was here

This is what happens when a society makes asking questions a sin. The way people react when I ask the question “why” you’d think it was a slur.

Just found out I accidentally learned all of the choreography to High School Musical’s We’re All in This Together when I was 14

Just saw a man walking down the street in the rain holding a closed umbrella. Feels like a perfect metaphor for…everything

Grand Bazaar is such a good game wtf

Steam releasing the Steam Machine in 2015:

Arthur really fucked up my perception of what an aardvark would look like

That peanut butter and jelly combo jar but it’s barbecue sauce and ranch

Idk why but I get really strong second hand embarrassment when men start waxing poetic about the gold standard. Like L Frank Baum lost that argument 125 years ago, give it up!

Every time Gene Park opens his bitch mouth I want to say things that I know would be frowned upon outside of the context he’s a little pussy bitch hanging out with Trumpers “but they’re my moots!” like it’s 2008 and that doesn’t make you a jackass eating at the Nazi table.

Gonna start a Limp bizkit cover band called Limp Bizquik

Prepping @kylegaddo.bsky.social for Shelby Oaks tomorrow and I still can’t decide if I should show him the ReignBot or NightMind ARG summary video 😭😭😭

Heists being back is a recession indicator

I miss Tim Curry

My boyfriend: I made a post that’s not not about you The post:

I should call him

Everyone needs to move out of their hometowns at some point. How else would I learn double dough is apparently a Chicago-exclusive pizza type?!?!

Had to teach my boyfriend about Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage today smh

Still got a couple things to go, but this weeks cooking frenzy has born delicious fruits

About to attempt my first garlic confit 🤤

Another king, Perry Winkle

The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of a Tom Hollandest

The Greatest Generation really could do everything except raise kids, huh?

Zero word, two picture horror story

Lowkey have less than no respect for Jon Stewart pulling cutesie stunts hosting shows as the big bad lefty radical when he abandoned political commentary the most important election in US history. Just abandoned educating young men to Trump and now waltzes back all smug.

Shoutout to that one driving friend in every high school friend group

We really need to talk about the warring definitions of "political violence" There are things that I consider to be political violence that are widely accepted, so posts like this make little sense. If by political violence, you mean hurting republicans is bad, then sure, we've had that consensus

If you’re gonna do a “no one is allowed to be even a little happy when evil people die by their own terrible policies” today you have to wear the little hat with a propeller so we all know you’re a dork loser.

A growing part of me thinks I died of Covid in August 2021 and I’ve just been living in hell ever since

the original: classic, the best the Spanish dub: => if you speak decent Spanish: incredible; => if you don’t speak Spanish: transcendent

Watching early 2000s infomercials to feel something. What was your favorite? (Mine was obviously the miracle blade iii perfection series with chef Tony)

Raising Cane’s is closed on Labor Day because they’re based

Liberals getting excited about Gavin Newsome feels like a person who keeps settling for shitty boyfriends. Like girl, you can do better for yourself - stop thinking you can’t do better. There is a guy out there for you. Look, your bestie New York City found a great guy and she’s had so many bad exs.

Spent like thirty years thinking Jet Force Gemini was a sequel to Jet Set Radio

Liberals: tbh I don't love Newsom but there's no other possible... Progressives: Pritzker seems alright Libs: ...we just can't let perfect be the enemy of the good, so we have to accept Newsom until... Progs: what about Pritzker Libs...just have to be loyal to Gavin and fall prey to purity tests

Still can’t believe what Kenneth Branagh is doing to Agatha’s Christie’s legacy is legal.

People not from Chicago won’t understand why I have three extra large pizzas on my suitcase home

He was only 34! He left his 12yo son in charge of a country and just dipped! Then came back like two years later to teach him to run it. Wtf was this man doing?

Through a Series of Unfortunate Events, I have slept ten hours in three days. Unfortunately I cannot go to bed until I understand why Milan Obrenović abdicated the Serbian throne in 1889.

Foaming at the mouth jealous about all of these