Kaylie Woomer
@quirkofart.bsky.social
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Nerdom aficionado, amateur autist, mathematically hilarious
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I am going to share a name from my list of potential drag queens every time I remember as a thread here: To start- Nuancé (pronounced like Beyoncé)
over 1 year ago
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LUKE©
about 2 months ago
now up to ÂŁ3 in donations!
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azteclady
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"Parents rights! You should be able to guide your child's education and limit their exposure to things that offend you!" turns immediately into, "Not your rights, WE decide what all children should read, learn, and be exposed to, and how". Christofascists gain one inch, they grab for everything.
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We donât talk enough about how the silent generation tortured their children into creating the generation of sociopaths we rightly identify the boomers as. I got smoke for great grandpa. Why couldnât you just hug your son so I can have bodily autonomy?
about 2 months ago
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Tbh the only wrapper I care about is the Rivals Rewind I didnât know I was going to get until it was here
about 2 months ago
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This is what happens when a society makes asking questions a sin. The way people react when I ask the question âwhyâ youâd think it was a slur.
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about 2 months ago
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Just found out I accidentally learned all of the choreography to High School Musicalâs Weâre All in This Together when I was 14
2 months ago
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Just saw a man walking down the street in the rain holding a closed umbrella. Feels like a perfect metaphor forâŠeverything
2 months ago
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Grand Bazaar is such a good game wtf
2 months ago
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Steam releasing the Steam Machine in 2015:
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Arthur really fucked up my perception of what an aardvark would look like
2 months ago
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That peanut butter and jelly combo jar but itâs barbecue sauce and ranch
2 months ago
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Idk why but I get really strong second hand embarrassment when men start waxing poetic about the gold standard. Like L Frank Baum lost that argument 125 years ago, give it up!
3 months ago
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Every time Gene Park opens his bitch mouth I want to say things that I know would be frowned upon outside of the context heâs a little pussy bitch hanging out with Trumpers âbut theyâre my moots!â like itâs 2008 and that doesnât make you a jackass eating at the Nazi table.
3 months ago
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Gonna start a Limp bizkit cover band called Limp Bizquik
3 months ago
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Prepping
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for Shelby Oaks tomorrow and I still canât decide if I should show him the ReignBot or NightMind ARG summary video đđđ
3 months ago
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Heists being back is a recession indicator
3 months ago
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I miss Tim Curry
3 months ago
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My boyfriend: I made a post thatâs not not about you The post:
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3 months ago
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I should call him
3 months ago
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Everyone needs to move out of their hometowns at some point. How else would I learn double dough is apparently a Chicago-exclusive pizza type?!?!
4 months ago
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Had to teach my boyfriend about Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage today smh
4 months ago
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Still got a couple things to go, but this weeks cooking frenzy has born delicious fruits
4 months ago
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About to attempt my first garlic confit đ€€
4 months ago
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Another king, Perry Winkle
4 months ago
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The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of a Tom Hollandest
4 months ago
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The Greatest Generation really could do everything except raise kids, huh?
4 months ago
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Zero word, two picture horror story
4 months ago
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Lowkey have less than no respect for Jon Stewart pulling cutesie stunts hosting shows as the big bad lefty radical when he abandoned political commentary the most important election in US history. Just abandoned educating young men to Trump and now waltzes back all smug.
4 months ago
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Shoutout to that one driving friend in every high school friend group
4 months ago
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Phoenix Calida
4 months ago
We really need to talk about the warring definitions of "political violence" There are things that I consider to be political violence that are widely accepted, so posts like this make little sense. If by political violence, you mean hurting republicans is bad, then sure, we've had that consensus
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If youâre gonna do a âno one is allowed to be even a little happy when evil people die by their own terrible policiesâ today you have to wear the little hat with a propeller so we all know youâre a dork loser.
4 months ago
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A growing part of me thinks I died of Covid in August 2021 and Iâve just been living in hell ever since
5 months ago
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taber
5 months ago
the original: classic, the best the Spanish dub: => if you speak decent Spanish: incredible; => if you donât speak Spanish: transcendent
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Watching early 2000s infomercials to feel something. What was your favorite? (Mine was obviously the miracle blade iii perfection series with chef Tony)
5 months ago
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Raising Caneâs is closed on Labor Day because theyâre based
5 months ago
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Jessie Gender
5 months ago
Liberals getting excited about Gavin Newsome feels like a person who keeps settling for shitty boyfriends. Like girl, you can do better for yourself - stop thinking you canât do better. There is a guy out there for you. Look, your bestie New York City found a great guy and sheâs had so many bad exs.
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Spent like thirty years thinking Jet Force Gemini was a sequel to Jet Set Radio
5 months ago
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Thembo
5 months ago
Liberals: tbh I don't love Newsom but there's no other possible... Progressives: Pritzker seems alright Libs: ...we just can't let perfect be the enemy of the good, so we have to accept Newsom until... Progs: what about Pritzker Libs...just have to be loyal to Gavin and fall prey to purity tests
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Still canât believe what Kenneth Branagh is doing to Agathaâs Christieâs legacy is legal.
5 months ago
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People not from Chicago wonât understand why I have three extra large pizzas on my suitcase home
5 months ago
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He was only 34! He left his 12yo son in charge of a country and just dipped! Then came back like two years later to teach him to run it. Wtf was this man doing?
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Through a Series of Unfortunate Events, I have slept ten hours in three days. Unfortunately I cannot go to bed until I understand why Milan ObrenoviÄ abdicated the Serbian throne in 1889.
5 months ago
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Foaming at the mouth jealous about all of these
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Forgot the name for plums and called them goth peaches
5 months ago
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Still furious Penguin and Random House were allowed to merge. Yes itâs been twenty years. Twenty years of shit!
5 months ago
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Going through my moms cabinets in her sleep and throwing away all of the KFC containers she keeps with the Tupperware
5 months ago
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Forgot the name for plums and called them goth peaches
5 months ago
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The x gene pisses me off so much more than midichlorians.
5 months ago
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