thought about boywifemi buying lingerie with his allowance and kyouji seeing him in it and immediately turning around and averting his eyes like "wow! cute new pajamas, satomi-kun! but aren't you feeling a little chilly?? haha!"

児

僕のおじさんって良い響き

"𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶-𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗮—𝗼𝘄! 𝗢𝘂𝗰𝗵! 𝗢𝘂𝗰𝗵!" 'Leashed. Got'm by the tie.' 'Anything Satomi Wants.' #BottomKyoujiBingo

昨日 はっちさん @famiresnyanko.bsky.social こまさんと一緒にナリ夕夕ン絵チャして楽しかった思い出✨️✨️

happy birthday again, kyouji-san!! i wanted to light a candle, but my slice fell over... this cake was so rich and delicious and bittersweet, just like the man himself 😊

Scary? My God, you're divine! #狂聡 #カラオケ行こ #karaokeiko #famiresuiko #ナリタタン2026 #成田狂児誕生祭2026

I'm only sharing this one because my friend told me to (I'm embarrassingly deranged abt ch. 5 of yakuza boywife)

Still a few hours left of your birthday. Happy birthday Kyouji🚬, you dirty old man🎂 #狂児 狂聡 쿄사토 #狂聡

and the celebration continues! i posted a lil bit of fluff for kyouji's birthday

#BottomKyoujiBingo | #SatoKyo | #KaraFami They both know Kyouji's fibbing but Satomi's gotten pretty good at giving his silly old pup back rubs. 😤💕

happy birthday kyouji. I didn't have time or the energy to do anything so I'm beaming 5000 words of kyouji prostate torture into all of your minds instead of writing it (for now)

(slapping kyouji's limp dick) this bad boy can fit so much erectile dysfunction in it. hey on a related topic did you hear that moaning?

ch 5 is up just in time for kyouji's birthday~ archiveofourown.org/works/800788...

Nobody save her she's exactly where Satomi wants her to be. 'Good Dog.' 'Kidnapped.' 'Body Mods.'

Happy Birthday Kyouji-san! #ナリタタン2026 #狂聡

こちらにも上げておきます！ 今までもこれからも、ささやかな愛に囲まれてどうか末永く幸せに暮らして下さい….｡:+* ※パンケーキは実くんの奢りです🎁 #ナリタタン2026

きょじ誕おめ😄🎉

成田狂児さんお誕生日おめでとうございます🎂🎉 一緒に過ごす時間も、きっとプレゼント🎁だよね。 どの狂聡もエターナルにお幸せに💕 #ナリタタン2026

ﾂｲｯﾀｰにあげたナリタタン漫画のこのコマ気に入ってる きょうじさんお誕生日おめでと〜！

お誕生日おめでとうございます！ 狂聡💕 #ナリタタン2026

おたおめこっちにも☺️ ｵｼﾞ長生きしてな！ ※向こうからもこっちが見えてる設定

ムキ実くんシリーズをまとめてみました💪 www.pixiv.net/artworks/144...

狂聡 望むままに 5月5日0時0分

Happy birthday to my favorite enigma of a man! 🍽🎤🚬 #NaritaKyouji #FamiresuIko #KaraokeIko #Karafami #ファミレス行こ #ナリタタン2026

🎉Happy Birthday!20260505✨ 聡実くんとよき誕生日をお過ごしください～～～！

長生きしてください… #ナリタタン2026

できたニャン！

Kyouji being a little worried about riding Satomi because Satomi is so much smaller than him meanwhile Satomi is like "please crush me to death"

the best thing about celebrating as soon as the clock hits midnight in japan is waking up a full day later and it's stiil kyouji's birthday where you live

For this Satomi Saturday, I decided to post a little fanfic I had been writing for these last few weeks. 🍓🚬 #Kyosato #FamiresuIko #狂聡 archiveofourown.org/works/84141261

happy birthday to my favorite dirty old man! 🎂 archiveofourown.org/works/83821406

🍓🍒🥐🥖🍰🎂🧁🍫 #狂聡 #kyosato

Happy birthday, Kyouji-san. Somebody out there loves you. お誕生日おめでとう、狂児さん。どこかに、あなたを愛している人がいますよ。 #ナリタタン2026 #狂聡 #fadoart

#KaraFami | #SatoKyo

🎉💖Happy Birthday, my beloved Kyouji 💖🎉

i also might be fully in that 2000's nostalgia after having seen the devil wears prada sequel

watching old celine dion mv's and thinking of satomi

#ナリタタン2026 お誕生日おめでとうございます🎉 お仕事中の狂ｼﾞさん

成田狂児誕生日おめでとう🎉

ignoring time zones to post kyouji birthday fic, in which he is only having a good time by some very particular definitions. #satokyo, 2.8k, rated M archiveofourown.org/works/84281856

ナリタタン絵ないから関係ない落書きあげとこ

"𝗦𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶-𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻...𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘆𝗮𝗸𝘂𝘇𝗮..." (I wanted a Kyouko version of the kidnapped prompt too.)

🎤

a little satokyo pwp for kyouji's birthday bc he deserves to feel good and useful #bottomkyoujibingo

- ̗̀ 🍤𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲🦐 ̖́- #ナリタタン2026

《 'Cause I'm your jazz singer And you're my cult leader I love you forever I love you forever 》 Happy Birthday Kyouji ♡ #ナリタタン2026 #成田狂児誕生祭2026 #狂聡 #カラオケ行こ #karaokeiko #famiresuiko

#BottomKyoujiBingo | #SatoKyo | #KyoujiNarita Sorry, Satomi's place is small and doesn't actually allow pets. Be good and stay in the closet for now.