Minko approves of my book haul!

I've decided not to give the evil witch queen a redemption arc 🧙‍♀️💔 But her crow familiar will get one! 🐦‍⬛🤴 #writing

Three swans fight an unarmed human in an enclosed space. 🧍🦢🦢🦢 Who would win? (The swans have human-level intelligence and are very angry) #WritingCommunity #Writing #AmWriting

Witchcraft in a small IA town, a closeted lesbian, a band of theatre geeks, 2 missing kids, and a returning football player recently found dead with an athame in his eye. Who's the killer? And do these murders have anything do w/ a mannequin named Betsy? #BluePit #BluePit📖 #A #Q #H #LGBT

If you fancy cozy comfort, mellow vibes, and witchy stew, There’s a Little Witch ecstatic at the thought of meeting you! #LittleWitch #WriteSky #BluePit #BluePit💥 #DigitalArt #Comic #WritingCommunity #Q #PB #F #PO

👑 Kiss the prince by midnight or become Jaxis's prisoner forever. 🐇 In this Cinderella retelling, the "fairy godmother" is a dark fae hellbent on kidnapping Lenora for himself. (still can't think of a title) #BluePit 📖 #W #A #R #F #Romantasy

Gay crimes! Trans wrongs! Enemies to enemies! Back again with my #OV #LGBT #HU #YA(?) #W IP for #BluePit 📖! A romp through a colorful, heightened #HS torical playground. Can one defeat the patriarchs with the very weapons of masculinity? Well, one angry trans boy can sure try stabbing them a lot.

THE HONEY WITCH X LATE BLOOMER A disabled witch hires a butch werewolf grocer to save her failing apothecary, but as they fall in love, a ghost torments the shop, pinning the blame on the grocer! The witch must solve the haunting to save the town and her hot new gf. #bluepit #q #fr #a

JS & MN x SIX OF CROWS In the snowbound fog-shrouded city of Sacaan, an invitation to the Midwinter Ball drags student magician and unwitting sorcerer Jonathan Fest into a clandestine world of secret societies and shadow wars saranadosfiction.com/2023/12/11/a... #BluePit 📖 #A #F #P #LGBT #Dis #TR

A dark, queer fairy tale with a knitting-based magic system. 🦢 based on “The Wild Swans” by HC Andersen 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 princesses in love 👸 complex villain ✨ dual timelines 🧶 lots of knitting (but NOT cozy 🤣) #BluePit📖 #Revising #A #F #LGBT #ND

F/NB WAYFARERS x MURDERBOT Everything fell apart when the human came aboard. Instead of nice meals and quiet cargo runs, Tai's stuck with bickering crewmates, sinister criminals, explosions, and worse, a human who wants to be friends. #BluePit #BluePit📖 #SF #A #Q #R #LGBT

His mother's a dragonslayer, his father a mage, but Pathi is a failure. In reaching for magic, he is traumatically changed into a fire-breathing drake... and he's not the only one. Feat. 🐉 Dragons! 💫 Transformation 🪄 Symbol-based Magic System 😈 Enemies-to-Friends #BluePit #F #Q

PIRANESI x SOMEONE YOU CAN BUILD A NEST IN A murdered cat tries to become a god for revenge. Unfortunately, rage alone isn't enough to survive limbo. 🔪 Revenge plot 🏚️ Liminal Spaces 🐈⬛ Cat POV (in a human body) 🎭 Depression, autism rep 💣 Messy friendship #BluePit 📖 #A #F #H #DF #W #DIS #POC

THE LIES OF LOCKE LAMORA × BEST SERVED COLD × THE BUTCHER BOY When a Court Jester snaps and brutally murders the tyrant king, he must perform and slay his way out of a kingdom in chaos, hunted by loyalists, hailed by rebels, while his sanity slips and fractures. #BluePit 📖 #A #D #F #H #W #DIS

A dark romance that drives a man to madness. After the horrific death of his lover, R.M Renfield receives a letter from the mysterious Count Dracula calling him to Romania to help the Count to manage his affairs. He didn’t expect to become one. A prequel to "Dracula" #BluePit 📖 #P #F #R #D #LGBT

⚒️ PREORDER NOW ⚒️ On a remote mining colony where bodies tend to pile up, one disabled convict and his squad of underdogs are tired of catering to mega-capitalists' feelings. OMEGA SQUAD: A novella, out 2/28/26 #BluePit📖 #A #SF #P #DIS #OV juliemarchbooks.itch.io/omega-squad

An adolescent girl must accept a terrifying new body or allow humanity to perish. ❄️ climate change 🐉 body horror 🌋 volcano magic ♀️ matriarchal dragons 😚lovers to enemies 🛏️ only one bed #BluePit📖 #Q #YA #F #R

Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.

Oo! A query rejection after 923 days! I was so confused because I've queried three manuscripts since then.

Apparently if you do multiple random things for money, it’s called a “portfolio career”. Honestly I love it 😻

I asked him in a friendly manner to please pay a little more attention to his elbow. He said, “no problem” and continued to deny me the use of my arm

Nobel Laureates aren’t tested for drugs. Pulitzer Prize winners aren’t tested for drugs. What makes elite athletes so f^cking special?

This title sounded amazing: SCORING WITH THE FOOTBALL STAR, FALLING FOR HIS FAKE FIANCEE and SAVED BY THE RELUCTANT BODYGUARD … but it’s a trilogy, not one book 😅

That’s a ‘maybe’ pile if I ever saw one

It's true you have to spend money to make money. However, it is also possible to just spend a lot of money.

I often write at the library, and all day the librarians are explaining technology to boomers. Just now this guy thought that he wouldn't get his birth certificate back, because it had been sent over email. He genuinely believed the scanner sucked it up and digitised it, like in Tron.

Don’t you just love the QueryTracker game? Who will respond next?? Am I in the “maybe” pile? Let the fun begin!

I just saw a T-shirt with "I'm not old, I'm vintage" and my birth year 😭 I've never felt so old in my life

This is the genius of the Portland protests - they make the claims of lawlessness look not just wrong, but comical

Just overheard in a bookshop: “There’s not really a plot. I love that!”

Researching for a historical romance, I came across this gem: "Flagellation. An 18th Century engraving presented to the Royal Society in hopes they could explain the appeal."

Hell yeah! Got the best seat today. I’m staying at the island unit again because supposedly there’s construction work and they can’t rent it out, but the workers only show up for an hour or two and then go surfing 🏄‍♂️ So, I get a free (or nearly free) writing retreat

My Kickstarter launches tonight and I’m so nervous 😬 I haven’t done anything like this before … I guess it’s a learning experience if nothing else .. www.kickstarter.com/projects/opa...

I meant to write “It should be buried like any dead body” but typed “dad” instead of “dead” … Dad bods aren’t my thing but I don’t think they should be buried alive!

I’ve been making opal intarsia for a while now and I’ve decided I want to make ALL the pride flags. If you have a sec and a Kickstarter account please “like” my pre-launch page to boost visibility!

Aren’t crocs basically designed for yardwork? So, who thought grass-sized holes were a good idea?

I missed my train so I get a bonus bayside writing stop. It’s all right

I challenge anyone to find a more pleasant writing environment. There are whales going past.

My English-language spam is like, "Hello Dear, You have inherited $365,829,396.00". My Spanish-language spam is all, "You have been chosen to receive a set of drill bits!" or "You have won a ham!" It's so much more plausible. (I also get Finnish spam but alas I can't read it.)

When I'm not writing, I'm cutting opal gemstones💍💎✨ www.ebay.com.au/str/hypernov...

LEGENDS AND LATTES x LATE BLOOMER - Fibro/hEDS rep - still disabled at the end - medium burn with maximum mutual pining - 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ - femme x butch - #ownvoices - cottagecore vibes #PosterPitQ #PosterPit #FR #A

Once Gwen was called Wendy. She was promised love. All she lost was her humanity. Once Hook was called Rosie. She was promised adventure. All it cost was her family. Together, maybe a cranky immortal & a smug pirate can find a thing they didn’t know was missing. #PosterPit #PosterPitW #A #F #H #LGBT

In 1832, Éponine Thénardier was one of many casualties of the June Rebellion. In the future, an android comes online declaring itself to be that same woman, returned to life. She’s given a badge & a mystery to solve, one where her old skills might come in handy. #PosterPit #PosterPitQ #SF #A

ROMEO AND JULIET x WICKED x LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS A Sapphic YA Contemporary Fantasy about an autistic transfemme garden witch, a burned out prodigy, a music witch, and a talking plant named -redacted-. And yes, it’s a musical. #PosterPit

WAYFARERS x MURDERBOT x SOMEONE YOU CAN BUILD A NEST IN Cargo: an #SF heist meets queer retelling of Beauty and the Beast, where “Beauty” is the non-binary alien narrator, and “Beast” a terrifying monster—or from her perspective, an ordinary human. #PosterPit #PosterPitQ #LGBTQ #FT #A

THE ARCANE ARCHIVES (spring 2027) Introducing my debut dark academia low fantasy, would you enter the archives? Perfect for fans of Ninth House and The Atlas Six (Now on goodreads 👀) #PosterPit #PosterpitP #F #A

MASTERS OF DEATH x ADDIE LARUE After Death goes missing a reaper meets a recently dead man who can't move on. 💀 Star-crossed lovers 💀 Murder mystery 💀 Meddling gods 💀 Supernatural meets Florence and the Machine #PosterPit #PosterPitA #agented #F #A

NPC: The Bard of Aztaeron DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL x SCOTT PILGRIM vs THE WORLD x NICK AND NORAH x PRINCESS BRIDE Punk barista Josh Keller meets the girl of his dreams. The only thing standing between him and her is an authoritarian Dragon King in a fantasy video game world. #PosterPit #Q #SFF #R #NA

Líadan’s fate has been decided from birth. She is a mortal vessel for a dangerous saint, meant to spread pain and destruction with her volatile flame. But the god of chaos intervenes, giving her the choice to fight back. The only question: is she strong enough to do so? #PosterPitW #PosterPit #A #F