Bleat :3

Gosh it would sure be a shame if some peaceful protestor brought a big "acoustic mirror", peacefully, to a protest where the government was using an LRAD against the protestors. (This wouldn't be as effective as you'd imagine but the thought is pretty funny; don't attempt to do anything like this)

OH. I didn’t know that it was anything more than just people wanting it, or manifesting it… no no no… IT is ACTUALLY going to happen sooner than later.

Absolutely wild horny train of thought - Imagine being a pet - In a skyrise apt in dense city - Someone else filming you from another skyrise - Those videos going viral online - People commenting on those videos wanting video taker to get you treats

Endfield's marketing is some of the best stuff I've ever seen. I have zero interest in the actual game itself but man do I want to give them my money.

Would love to partake in a society wherein the economy isn't based on an object that's a representative of value or token of labor... but rather a mutual shared interest to provide each other with the best lives possible.

I sure hope furries don’t make an appearance on The Pitt. Given that season 2 takes place on July 4th and the hospital is close to Anthrocon which notoriously runs in a neighboring city on that day… oh no…

One more year on this earth down. Completed. Passed. I got a score of 927… I don’t know if this is good or bad but I’m on to level 24 now so I assume it was a passing score. :3

I reckon the 23rd will be an interesting day for America.

Two very good doggies are about to have walkies~ <3 For Cyreni, @sillybluebat.bsky.social, and LastMidnight

“haters will draw a hot bath for you only to begin slicing carrots into it” A somewhat accurate summation of Ambroys and Hyden’s relationship (don’t worry, it’s just a metaphor) (mostly) [ #furryart ]

I dreamt overnight that I was still at my old entertainment job. Oh, how I miss dressing up in a wolf fursuit and hugging dozens of people.

Do I want to be a good boy? Only partially. The main goal, you see, is to be crispy and tender~

If any millionaire wants to put together a 24/7 livestream furry house wherein everyone inside gets their own room & fursuit and MUST wear the fursuit in all of the shared common areas for infinite cute fursuiter interaction content… Consider getting me involved, yeah? :3

Good morning furries on my phone!! I’m in a happy/hungry/horny mood. Someone should tie me up and throw me onto a couch or a grill or something. x3

Today I am going to turn all of my friends into thier furry OCs and transport us all to a new dimension where we all live in a tooniverse. Casually eating people is harmless and temporary here. Being suddenly transformed or inflated is normal. Money is a prop. Goofy is real.

Gift for @yukianno.me

Furry conventions, take note. We need a DEER PANEL. A panel for deers. A big projector screen. A slideshow of images. Crowd should be trained, like deer, on how to react to the images. Strawberry? Lick lips. Headlights? Stare. Leaf or twig being stepped on? Parkour time.

I want to live in a world where friends message me “hey do you want to come over and be my meal for the night? I’ll truss you up like a chicken in my kitchen and garnish you.”

That moment when you wake up and realize… today is going to be a long horny day. Performance will not be optimal. Gonna be fantasizing and lost in my own world all day. And by horny I mean longing to be tied up, not sex, cuz I’m just that sort of deer.

Squirrel nuts roasting on an open fire. BBQ sauce dripping from his nose. 🎶 🟦🐿️: @scurrow.bsky.social 🎨: @sparklecat.bsky.social #NSFW #NSFWFurryArt Cooking #Vore #Peril #CartoonViolence

#cookingvore You look so much lovelier without all that fur on you. Just nice, smooth, oiled skin ready to feel the heat of the oven. Oh, it's no use in struggling; I've learned how to tie good knots. Besides, I'm sure a subby little meat slut like you will enjoy being cooked alive, yes?

For too long I’ve awoken in a bed of blankets and pillows. I long to wake up in a bed of diced carrots and potatoes. Getting ready for work!? No!! I need to be getting ready for the oven. Baste & Stuff the deer. Garnish your lucky breakfast buck with bacon slices! Venison’s never been this eager!

How else am I gonna attract these bears?

"Hog Tied" Acrylic on Canvas 18" x 24"

Save a turkey, eat out a mouse instead 🍽️

[comm] a little permanent plushification never hurt anybody

It's too cold outside. Someone needs to preheat a place for me to warm up, asap!

'Good' morning? I haven't awoken in a petbed and locked inside a bitchsuit. I am also not in an unfamiliar basement and held prisoner by an unhinged bully girl committed to turning me into her pet. More like boring morning.

It’s thanksgiving!!! I have no plans!! Hopefully I wind up in an oven by the end of it. Hungry for more turkey but the stores are closed? That’s what this deer friend is for!! >:3 Cook me!!

Thanksgiving is almost here! And my biggest kink is #CookingVore (Cooking Vore). So much like yourself, I'm dreaming of suddenly being removed from a normal setting, plucked of my clothes, trussed, stuffed, oiled, garnished and kept in an oven to slow-roast... ...wdym you aren't thinking that too?

its so cute scrolling through bsky and seeing so many cute crittiers tied up aaaaaaaaa. me jealous

Pine all perfectly prepared to be cooked up as a tasty meal. CW: amputation, bondage, chastity, cooking vore #furrynsfw #furryart #nsfw #bondage #cookingvore

Animation auction for Zuel! The feast is both over AND ongoing

Hmm.. You look good enough to eat 🍽️

"No whining now..." feat. @rewr.ca

I was watching the FuhNaff video uploaded today and I gotta say this is the cutest I've ever seen the FNAF characters illustrated:

A friend bought me a small fry from McDonalds. It feels so good to be loved. I'd hug them if they'd only let me.

releasing him from the oven in 3 day's time

October: *pushing other people’s buttons* November: *other people pushing my cooking vore buttons; hehe I’m the thanksgiving turkey* December: *other people pushing my PonyPlay buttons; hehe I’m a Christmas reindeer* January: *Back to pushing other people’s buttons*

Caramel deer is here on your timeline, looking mouthwatering… hmm… maybe it’s a sign to treat yourself to something delicious. 😋

Thanksgiving is approaching!! • You should make thanksgiving dinner plans • I am a deer, not a turkey • Maybe you should branch out this year and idk maybe have a deer instead of a turkey or something

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study

I need to follow more deer

It'd be such a dream to build maintain and operate a fair tiny-home-like apartment complex.

Lots of people have normal beds. Few have race-car beds. I want my bed to look like a grill. I want stuffed animal ingredients. I want to be able to close the hood of the grill over me. It would be so dreamy.