I should've advertised like this during my grindr days

I feel like i was giving a little facecard in this tbh

Me listening to someone trying to unlock my apartment door, realizing they're at the wrong door and then walked away

blackberri's hayley williams is turning your children gay shirt i need that so badly

wearing my sexy underwear tonight because every other pair of undies I own are going through the cycle rn

Last week my department manager told the assistant manager in charge of scheduling us to stop putting me in the deli Next week I'm in the deli all 5 days because im training new people even tho I go over there every month and a half since January

This wasnt on the bingo card

Find it astonishing Microsoft are remaking OG halo (again) when the solution to their problems are right here

MySpace emo look for Halloween drag show

oomfies is brat summer a valid halloween costume

Im glad my state has finally been getting fall weather but FUCK it's cold

Last day of my 9 day streak at work (i'm gonna lose it)

if multiple people are going to say in confessionals sigourney has been half-jokingly threatening people with her fan base WHERE ARE THE RECIEPTS??? How are you gonna show her side comment after she was called safe but none of these it's like half-assing an edit to protect her

If theres one thing I can guarantee...I probably have a high noon in my hand at the bar

mitch mcconnell every 9 days

leather daddy came up behind me while dancing at the bar last night and full on grabbed my crotch from behind without saying anything

ive come to announce k-pop demon hunters is merging into my personality

this user is a slut for sweet treats

Are you really work besties if you're not their PR team when misunderstandings happen in the workplace

melanie martinez song in just dance 2026

I miss being in PA already I don't want to slave to capitalism

I havent jorked in a week cause I spent my vacation with my friend at his parents' house so when I get home today it's gonna be like

WHY IS CASPER TRYING TO (PLATONICALLY) RIZZ CHRISTINA RICCI SO MUCH OH MY GOD

Im gonna need Netflix to stop dubbing every international media they put on there

Pittsburgh I am inside you

despite how insane 2025 has been, the swifties beginning to turn on taylor was NOT on the bingo card 😭

The amount of bees and stinkbugs that've gotten into my apartment in the last two-three weeks has made me paranoid 😭😭😭 even sounds of things shifting/moving that sound vaguely like wings make me go

drag artists hear my idea that's more than likely been done before: you start the number w/ irresistible by jessica simpson, then after the chorus the track scratches and the chorus to la la by ashlee starts, and u take off ur blonde wig and outfit to reveal this

SCREAMING

This was a lot more rich kid sounding than i imagined 💀 I swear I'm not boujie im just a lil guy who rations and doesnt like spending a lot of money at the grocery store

Hayley Williams they could never make me hate you

do i attract people who have rocky financial statuses or is it just that common nowadays

Watching the timeline have their opinions on Taylor Grift rn like

Playstation proving the gwimbly episode from smiling friends by having THREE survival game mtg secret lairs but no crash spyro or rachet

I think it should be illegal for men to wear cowboy outfits if they live in a state that was not apart of the wild west and joined the union within its first year

Lowkey 2 decent sized pancakes for 5 bucks at ihop is a pretty good deal. The chocolate chip ones are so good

The television in question being anime, which is a completely valid take if they mean anime

Said yes to an 8-4 shift the morning after double truck because I wanted to go to a concert my man really wants to see

Me whenever someone mentions Resident Evil Village

I let the streak die after 500 🙊

Was settling in bed and there was a stinkbug/stinkbug adjacent insect crawling up my leg so no sleep for me.

Should I make a bingo sheet of all the reasons the rapture didnt happen according to people who believed the rapture will happen tomorrow?

"Capitalism can't get me!" I say as I indulge in the 3 for the price of 2 deal

Oomf tomorrow be like:

Me after being the asshole who puts people's laundry into baskets left in the apartment laundromat cause I wanna get mine done

Good morning it’s their day