Man talks to the doctor. Says he is suffering from disassociation. Doctor says "Don't worry. The great Doctor Pagliacci is in town. He will be able to help with this" The man says "But doctor, we are Pagliacci"

I am rewatching the menu. I used to be a line cook. Anyone who hasn't tried to kill an asshole customer (slowly) with butter and/or salt is lying. Even as a pizza chef. Enjoy your extra cheese and lifetime of statins. Cunt.

#EdFringe I'm not really a very good reviewer A critic is substantially crueler Than I like to be So I guess we shall see How I fare with this Limerick ouvre

Hey, do you know about my Instagram 'art project' I've been running for almost 10 years where I exclusively post money I've spotted on the floor? If not. www.instagram.com/mandolele314 If you like pennies, and the very occasional note, it's the Instagram feed for you.

I am participating in this! You should watch it anyway, there may also be some worthwhile content from proper people.

30 new songs, 90 new prompts & brand new Terry Wogan lore. Join me and @bjalborough.bsky.social for the fifth annual Morlvision song contest this Saturday at 7pm BST at www.twitch.tv/seanmorl for the most eclectic song contest in human history.