@misterabk.bsky.social A wonderful standup show *and* back home at 9:15pm on a school night? Absolutely delightful.

A very happy St Valentine's Day Massacre Day to all who celebrate.

@robinince.bsky.social The poet fumbles through his notes For the poem that fits the anecdote He started telling thirteen times Searching through the lines of rhymes And I find Myself wondering why the contempt For an organizer and table of contents?

I am rewatching the menu. I used to be a line cook. Anyone who hasn't tried to kill an asshole customer (slowly) with butter and/or salt is lying. Even as a pizza chef. Enjoy your extra cheese and lifetime of statins. Cunt.

#EdFringe I'm not really a very good reviewer A critic is substantially crueler Than I like to be So I guess we shall see How I fare with this Limerick ouvre

Hey, do you know about my Instagram 'art project' I've been running for almost 10 years where I exclusively post money I've spotted on the floor? If not. www.instagram.com/mandolele314 If you like pennies, and the very occasional note, it's the Instagram feed for you.

I am participating in this! You should watch it anyway, there may also be some worthwhile content from proper people.

30 new songs, 90 new prompts & brand new Terry Wogan lore. Join me and @bjalborough.bsky.social for the fifth annual Morlvision song contest this Saturday at 7pm BST at www.twitch.tv/seanmorl for the most eclectic song contest in human history.