IMPORTANT MACKENZIE UPDATE: i got my Tom Wahls jacket back :)

okay

mackenzie shot dead in virginia

getting my shit pounded in a virginity rocks shirt

im sorry for being 25

i also like ween

im starting to think Shadow of Israphel part 43 isnt coming out

hello

last night I had a cheese salami cheese salami cheese salami cheese salami cheese cheese salami cheese salami cheese salami cheese sandwich and it was really good

last night I watched Se7en. tonight i am watching Super 8. perhaps tomorrow i will watch 9

i may not survive the winter

is it obvious that im the youngest sibling

i watched inland empire for the first time last night and that was certainly a movie

gay people in 2013 were always like "have you seen marble hornets"

if only 19 year old me could see that hes a girl now and people worship me for my feet

who would win in a fight. three roommates who are kinda afraid of needles vs. the adrenaline shot scene from pulp fiction

cant believe i looked this good just to go to the gas station and buy Gatorade

im still pretty sure i can find Bigfoot in GTA San Andreas if i look hard enough

i got 99 problems but my swag ain't one

just had a really good sandwich #fuck #yeah #fuckyeah

just took a really good picture of myself. im considering uploading it later

giving myself hella autism later if anyone wants to join

I hope the people I went to high school with dont just see me as "guy i went to high school with who transitioned" but also as someone who can solve rubiks cubes kinda fast

oblique strategy: make a new hole

showing an emaciated victorian child a wegmans

found my asuka hair clips

the streets are saying I need the cosplay Holo from Spice & Wolf

save me irresponsible purchase

played Night in the Woods recently and i can't stop thinking about it that game was peak

theres a 98% chance that whenever a youtuber has a bookshelf in the background of a video theres a copy of House of Leaves on it

cheers bruv

shes mackenzie for an amazing reason

my roommate just screamed "FUCK YEAH I HAVE $14 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT I CAN GAMBLE NOW"

if I never step foot in an Applebee's again in my entire life I would consider that a success

got my nails done for the first time ever 👍

okay‼️‼️

im gay and transgender and I play melee. no i dont have a license

no one should ever let me have ideas after 2 am

asunder gotta be one of the worst ways to be torn

i have small boobs and am cursed with knowledge

smoking a blunt with my 5 year old self

my mom just called to tell me she threw away a bunch of my belongings that i left with her when i moved without asking me lol

*grabs you*

GOOD NEWS: i thought i left one of my favorite shirts in New York when I moved but i didnt :)

has anyone in one piece ever said shiver me timbers

How it feels to play Animal Crossing and masturbate instead of scrolling Instagram Reels all day

Chat forcing me to hydrate for the 30th time in the span of 2 minutes

theyre calling me mackenzie these days. probably because that is my name

i just washed my hair for the first time in like a week can I get a good job mackenzie

hey ive been pretty sick and have spent most of the day sleeping did anything noteworthy happen