having PTSD with my 4yo singing Vitamin C Graduation... where tf she learned it is a mystery but ugh hard pass

this aged well...

decided to do a half workout during nap, then took my chaos to bouncy castles, where big can easily do the big obstacle course and the littles both think they can do whatever big does, except then mom had to rescue them at the bottom of the big slide through all the obstacles. anyway, I'm old

zero photo evidence, but girls seemed to enjoy the inflatables and ballpit that was fan fest. I liked how many times my kids jumped in then claimed out of said ball pit. Hopefully they actually sleep tonight

felt a bit guilty for doing a movie last night, so doing the kettlebell workout upping the weights, fuck me it's hard on my wrist

in a fucking miracle, we took all 3 girls shoe shopping and no one said a thing to us. first time I haven't heard I have my hand full, or are they twins, of better you then me

what do you mean it's not Friday? no, it can't only be Wednesday!

Look at how cute she is!!!! I painted that! first of my paint by numbers and I love her 💖

how do you know if you have a concussion? asking for a friend

Bluesky rules in effect: If Tom Holland’s Lip Sync Battle performance comes up, you must reskeet.

creating the problem you find the solution that's already been decided.

ya ya, 8 of 9 teams make playoffs, but can we talk about the CFL draft happening before the NFL draft? anyone with even a slight chance won't come to camp, it'll be a bigger shit show than usual. why do I even care? why are they trying to kill the league?

a maybe black eye developing, a fat lip, but you should see they other 2. oh wait...

sigh, Tevin Jones doing promo for wild home opener and they couldn't even be bothered to teach him to say McMahon properly. he says 'mc-home' 🙄

so glad I filled up yesterday, gas prices are 17c more today... that federal tax drop sure lasted a long time 🙄

nights like tonight make me miss my old view, not that it even exists like it used to. cc @thekenchilds.com

Stamps teased new jerseys today, buh bye KFC stripes

almost nothing better than a Sunday roast dinner, but can we take a min to admire my perfect Yorkies?

cannot sing the praises of Fraser and Fig enough. For mid afternoon party, I got a grazer charcuterie board. It was a huge hit with kids and parents.

birthday 'tiramisu' I didn't fully follow directions and I didn't use raw egg. I did add chocolate Bailey's to the whipped cream!! I'll be doing that again

egss cooling, cake cooking, laundry put away, kids in clothes, I am killing it today

after bed I made homemade guac before the avocados went bad, shredded a rotisserie chicken, and then made chicken salad for lunch tomorrow. pretty proud of myself!

Tulips, pastel painting 28 x 18cm.

super weird light outside tonight

twins were holding hands in their sleep, personal space twin seems to have given in to cuddle twin's need to be close. of course they shift right as I try to get a photo... but they are supremely cute right now sleeping together

Elinor Stenroos, while she's in Calgary, she does remote work and is fucking fantastic!!

one type of muffins made, sheet pan eggs and bacon cooking for prepped breakfast sandwiches, want to do a second muffin, peanut butter bites, and breakfast hash before daycare pickup. I think I was too ambitious

the primary is painted!!! i did more than the bathroom, but Jon was a rockstar getting shit done. a lot of it while I was trying to get a child to sleep. i love it, and can't wait to get everything back in its place. also want art for above the bed. maybe that should be my birthday present this year

😭 touched out by 930, and clingy AF babies who want to occupy the same space.

taping the primary for paint, we also tape twins diapers closed. i said I should go tape, one twin got the packing tape out and handed it to me

What about instead of a block parent program there's a block adult program where people can put these signs up in their windows and if anybody sees it, they know that the person that lives there is down to hang out for some drinks or coffee or maybe a barbecue and just meet people, make friends.

goal was to buy myself something, each kid got a new shirt 🤣

my favourite place to donate baby stuff 💖

I am tired and have vacation time, so fuck it taking Fri and Mon off. my goal, do pretty much nothing

got a knee? to the head, instant headache & nausea. as if the Chinook wasn't enough. Happy Monday

my child is now obsessed with noodles, full on cheering that she gets them for dinner. it's kind of adorable.

birthday party, kids are playing and the other mom mentioned the sugar had hit her kid and mine isn't even as wild as normal at home... oh to know what that would be like.

love that the stuff I was prescribed for a red, itchy, dry face made me break out like crazy 😭

I do have a birthday coming up!! 😉😉

Rules is rules, have to repost this.

newest game, is it bags or a bruise, leaning towards bruise with how much my cheek hurts. but I've certainly hurt worse with no marks

while I love that my girls love books, I long for the day where they stop chucking them at my face. my lip hurts

What life looks like at night in a remote Alaskan village…

my children.... they have it all I assume

train skating, and our kid is cheering for Canada and Japan

over half done screwing in the accoutrements in my bathroom, which considering I was only going to do the tp holder is pretty darn good. 🌟 for myself

guys, I really lucked out in partners. I hated the colour of the primary suite. Picked the new colour, Jon bought it while I had the girls out, he did first coat while I had the girls out, and we just finished the 2nd coat. All in a weekend, all with 3 babies. I love it

blended cottage cheese, added a bunch to scrambled eggs for enough breakfast sandwiches to last this week and dinner tonight, then added cocoa maple syrup and vanilla, and put it in the fridge to be an ish cheesecake mousse. yeesh I need to proof read 🤦