resident dipshit
@collinvandyck.bsky.social
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https://5xx.engineer
bestselling author of the handbook for the recently divorced
the three phases of ricki passing the fuck out
8 days ago
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declaring insomnia bankruptcy. can't just be in bed anymore. the good news is that i have had this thing i've wanted to hack on but work has been too busy for me to carve out time for it.
about 1 month ago
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new potted plants in the apartment just dropped
about 1 month ago
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if you're on the fence about getting a robot litterbox, do it. it's lifechanging. there's close to zero maintenance compared to what i was doing to keep my apartment clean and smelling nice.
about 2 months ago
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Faine Greenwood
about 2 months ago
Absolute banger of a comment on r/military:
www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
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taco.cat
about 2 months ago
we out here 🇺🇸
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as i'm vibecoding a hackernews tui app that i've wanted for a while, i have observed myself periodically telling claude code about things that i hate, like the 'Application Support' folder that stdlibs seem determined keep alive forever.
about 2 months ago
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the cats are starting to use the automatic litterbox . praise unto the lord.
2 months ago
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Andrea Grimes
2 months ago
My husband isn't prone to impulse purchases but I'm glad this thing got him
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meet me behind diners club international hq in the next 15m if you want an ass kicking
2 months ago
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working on my reverse sear, this time with a picanha steak. temp needed to be a bit higher on the sear but not much.
2 months ago
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writing up a small proposal to the tech community to allow "orthogonal" to be part of the common vernacular without the "i am very smart" feelings that are usually felt on the receiving end.
2 months ago
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logitech let their server cert expire, and the logitech options software that must be running for your mouse to function properly won't run unless it can get a connection to the cloud. please clap. there's a patch you can download in this thread
www.reddit.com/r/LogitechG/...
2 months ago
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it’s a shame you can’t trust even basic timer functionality with alexa plus anymore. they have incredibly made worse one of the best uses of these devices.
2 months ago
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let the new tenants above me know about the thin floors and it went about as well as you'd expect. i was extremely friendly but i guess some people just suck.
2 months ago
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statistically it's very unlikely that 2026 will be worse than 2025. i'm filled with optimism and relief that i made it.
3 months ago
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i really want a bread maker even though i don't ever eat bread. can't explain it, but it's as real as i supposedly am
3 months ago
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i've really been enjoying my first two months at temporal. the engineering culture there is professional and pragmatic. i was lovingly tossed into the deep end for my first project -- it required me to do a pretty deep dive and i love having all this context.
3 months ago
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what kind of blood sacrifice do i need to make to send images to group SMS texts without failing? is there some kind of ios setting that just makes this work?
3 months ago
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i get such joy out of running btop at 100ms latency and just watching all of the cores freak the fuck out and get to work
3 months ago
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cleaned the bathroom just to feel something
3 months ago
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watching a bunch of pit maneuvers on youtube. none of the before or after people stuff, just hardcore car-on-car action.
3 months ago
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watching movies on apple tv has become enshittified well past any kind of redemption arc. a future where we can just browse movies without being dark patterned into partner subscriptions is well past the horizon of my lifetime. what a bummer haha. happy holidays everyone.
3 months ago
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the "tree" is apparently cat-approved 🥳
3 months ago
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i love
@kagi.com
. this link is good for 3 free months of kagi and can be redeemed up to three times. hope you like it, too.
kagi.com/p/THANKSGIVI...
3 months ago
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the cat's kingdom will never end 🐈
3 months ago
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the only thing more difficult than divorce is putting a comforter into a duvet.
3 months ago
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listening to chicago leads to some difficult thoughts. chicago is allright. everything is tight, and it's good in the way that a bunch of studio musicians might jam together after having met an hour beforehand. peter cetera though is s-tier shit and takes the band as high as it can realistically go.
4 months ago
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solved a real problem with acetone / nail polish remover
4 months ago
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the irony of slack asking me if i wanted to win a productivity boost by reorganizing my sidebar
4 months ago
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ben driscoll
4 months ago
maybe i am going insane
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xmas comes early
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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today i framed a
@kurzgesagt.org
poster that i've had for ages but had forgotten about. years later it comes out of the tube. this is its hello world. a+++
4 months ago
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ah, this is the internet i remember
www.reddit.com/r/beebutts/
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r/beebutts
https://www.reddit.com/r/beebutts/
4 months ago
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
4 months ago
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
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and now that i have broken a plate i've decided to cook some chicken thighs. i've already had dinner. don't care. i'm working on a Handbook for the Recently Divorced. it's gonna be a banger. packed with lots of things like the chicken thighs.
4 months ago
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broke a plate. by accident.
4 months ago
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i bought a cheap timex quartz wristwatch because my apple watch was making me tired -- i felt like i was always adjusting it or dealing with notifications. i've got to say, i love this thing. i never have to charge it. it doesn't beep at me. the battery will last for years.
4 months ago
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watching a youtube video just to get it off of my timeline
4 months ago
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these ghouls. how dare they opt me in to that. turned off on all accounts ty.
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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i'm going to have to get a new phone number. it can't be any worse than the spam texts i get all thoughout the day now.
4 months ago
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added some much needed
#branding
to my linkedin profile
4 months ago
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Sam Rose
4 months ago
An MCP server that reminds you to add “blazing fast” to your README when it notices you writing Rust code.
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ahh nuts, i thought Andor was an apple tv+ show. just can't subscribe to yet another thing to watch one series.
4 months ago
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for me, it's not only that it's just unquestioningly repulsive, but that the character of our nation is so corrupted that many people celebrate it. it's just a thought that only leads to worse thoughts.
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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hell yeah i forgot about advent of code
4 months ago
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enjoying the sinking sun
4 months ago
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Gomi
4 months ago
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
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k9s is such a joy to use
4 months ago
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usps mail forwarding has been a terrible experience. i've gotten many more things forwarded incorrectly, things just lost, and more. but still, i'm not even mad. when's the last time anything good arrived via usps? we should pay them more.
4 months ago
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