i talk about jeopardy questions and categories like how people complain about the wordle when theres a double letter

dude. awesome

everyone who interacts with me should be forced to read my strawpage. and also send me gimmicks

good meowning!!!!!

goop night,,,

happy kitty happy kitty

kitty has the best big sister ever kitty loves it so so much

kittys calming down

kittys sucking on its finger for comfort ,

ithink kittys going to got o sleep soon

im gonna be real im not sure who patricia taxxon is but apparently a bunch of my friends are on lists for following them which probably means theyre cool as fuck

Love

how do i get on more lists and get blocked by more people etc

its kindof moe that me and so many of my friends are on the same list made by that one weird guy...

i love being myself

boys will be boys

its remarkable how many of my kinks are basically just getting off to transphobia TwT

i hope i am at least slightly molestable

well they werent entirely wrong but a lot of them are more chill than i was told

summer outfit ideas that'll make you say "MMMPH MMM MMPHH!!!! MMMMMPHHH"

yay!! thank you whoever this is <3 i do my best to be nice and be everyones friend

they should give me money for being a freak tranny pervert autist

i gained two blocks today

i love hohenheim limbus company hes so me

im so clingy. this is because i love u

Playing toys with friends ^w^

now i really want to rewatch breaking bad and better call saul

i think my favorite part about breaking bad is that the cast are like super close friends because of their time on the show together its so adorable

funny how the people my parents told me to never talk to on the internet are the same people that have made me feel more loved and accepted than they ever did

i dont even think i can lower my rent this neighborhood is already dirt cheap this is what gotham city must be like

niko oneshot i suppose? aqua is also up there now lol believe it or not i dont jack it to lolisho a lot. its usually to my owner :p

i neeed more gimmicks ..... please............ theyre so fun to read..............

every time ive donated blood it made me really hard

same thing with non paraphiles im so tired of being dehumanized in so many different ways by so many different people because of things i cant control i just wish theyd try to understand but most of them never will, theyd rather just keep shaming me and everyone i love and use us as examples

i really wish more neurotypical people would at least try to empathize with us

Press (Y) to start jerking off your sister.

this is actually genuinely hilarious

PARA

You can't own land, the ground beneath our feet was given to us for free and the boomers took that from us and rent it back to us and called it fair. No person deserves to own land and it's resources, it belongs to everyone on this planet. No matter the class, race, gender or background.

P.H.D..?

I need to draw, show me to the nearest mold pile so i can inhale the mold and get stronger

nevermind my parents are home today im going to have the exact opposite of the lazy chill quiet day i was anticipating

mm old lukewarm cup of watered down dr pepper at the side of my bed

i hope everyone has a rlly nice day <:3

goop meowning