Ok. Rough night. Swallowed pills wrong and got that burning mouth sensation. Didn't eat much at all. Slept the day away which was nice at least. This yogurt better save my life today.

Garfield used to be legit Great.

well hey... it's a puffin cam. Everyone should take a few minutes to enjoy this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=daFe...

I am sad to report that my ass decided to explode today rendering me unable to go driving with the oldest, get coffee with friends or go with the youngest to see friends and get ice cream. I am currently laying in bed feeling like shit.

From 2008:

Everybody wanna be Puerto Rican until it’s time to be Puerto Rican.

And Puerto Ricans haven’t had running water for 2 months

A tv show no one remembers but me. Honestly I watched it for Ming-Na Wen. Like she was one of the only Asian faces I saw growing up.

Apply for the disability microgrant here: bsky.app/profile/wild...

I have a feeling I was my dad's but my sister was my mom's. Not that it really mattered much overall.

I want quality HRT, and to be told I must take the waters at some spa in a beautiful town where I can gossip about the people while I heal from existing. But no one ever listens to the people with the uteruses. Insights. who fucking needs insights. We want care. And some pizza rolls.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

None honestly. I have my rules and I stick with them. It's the Internet.

Forums. Long Live Snarkfest. And blogs. Long form writing was so good for me then.

These guys need therapy or to learn Turkish oil wrestling in the woods

Ok. My city has this thing where it is naked bike riding, but if that's a no go, foam dance party

Becoming exponentially more religious the more it becomes clear that god will no longer let this man throw a party.

Went on a bookstore hunt with friends and my dog today. Very needed to get out of the house and away for a bit. Even the dog was happy

oh hey, happy pride month 👋 🏳️‍🌈

Love seeing the videos from NYC of people dancing and singing in the street. That's a nice taste of joy

Today has been a goddamn overstimulating trash fire. I got shit done but I'm amazed I didn't set shit on fire.

Or is it that right now is a fucking Trash fire and none of us feel safe bringing a baby into into this shit storm?

New Evidence Proves First Flag Made By Betsy Ross Actually Shirt For Gay Friend https://theonion.com/new-evidence-proves-first-flag-made-by-betsy-ross-actua-1819571927/

If a straight cis man donates to this lovely woman and her partner, and you provide the receipts, I will let you talk to me about your specialist subject for ten minutes. I will listen. Politely. For ten minutes.

I spent part of my day driving around with a box full of my own shit in the front seat. I deserve a fancy ass latte

This needs to be a horror movie

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday https://theonion.com/target-scales-back-pride-section-to-single-t-shirt-sayi-1850501108/

Savory

Colorful joyful things

Adaptation. I had to learn how to be flexible to any situation too survive

How many times I was actually in the moment

The interior of an Asian grocery store

This is like when I mentioned to my kids that I've protested the KKK and also was at act 10 protesting. It is wild seeing the oldest reaction

Went to a joy journaling workshop today. It was fun. I must make this a habit

Greek Custodian Used To Be Demigod Back In Home Country https://theonion.com/greek-custodian-used-to-be-demigod-back-in-home-country/

I *really* hope this works

Hey fellow straight people, here is a place to throw money and be an ally. Especially to a trans person in Wyoming.

Repost with 4 random facts about me. I don't have any tattoos because I can't make up my mind. I flunked my first driver's test. I can make turkey noises. I like to read synopsis of horror films because I'm too scared to see them.

I am absolutely against striking children, but if your 23 year old son says “today I went in and cut a bunch of DEI programs about the Holocaust or some shit, and then killed immunizations for black people LOL” then somebody deserves a whooping, perhaps you instead of your poorly raised child, fine.

Also I am never leaving this house.

I am angry that I fell for another fucking online scam that was the first fucking Thing in a Google search and now I have to lock My credit card.

Hey my fellow cis straight people, help a trans person today. Because there is nothing sexier than being an accomplice. www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ma...

IRC

The first childlike grief was high school when our band lost the state competition. The real grief was when my dad died and I was 20. I'm terrified to think about when my mom dies.

NOOOOOOO

"Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving."

She is real good at this

I just imagine a bunch of roombas getting lost in there. Maybe some have go pros strapped to them. Maybe they make friends with the monsters in there.