Many of them but I really like this guy:

Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear https://theonion.com/bottle-girl-nods-as-kash-patel-screams-state-secrets-in-ear/

I love how there are still mysteries to discover in all things. Just when you think you know something, there's another question.

Youngest did the talent show tonight. She performed a poem she wrote. I'm so amazed that this anxious child goes for something like this.

Here is my take: A healthy baseline of horniness involves sensuality, absurdity, and a bit of weirdness. And its presence is important to a thriving artistic scene and practice. This means tech bro fascists (and AI) are just too dweeby to ever achieve true horny nirvana.

Hustle culture sucks! Say fuck you to it with these stickers. 3 for $2 so you can share! wildramppublishing.bigcartel.com/product/f-hu...

A man with many bangers but perhaps this is his masterpiece? youtu.be/SSZYVFc6BqI?...

OH MAN. I remember buying a lot of Gamescience dice and learning about how precise his dice were. You can lay down the most dangerous traps with his D4s.

I went to Milwaukee today for a zine festival and it was fantastic. I got a lot of zines, a great suggestion for a song to listen to on the drive home, and I got to see @kdc.bsky.social and @nikkinana.bsky.social definitely needed for my soul.

😍🥺😍

I am so smart! S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T

All hail the supreme leader

She is so very correct.

Their involvement should haunt every moment the rest of their lives. They were careless people - they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.

Last month in The Onion:

A billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work to prevent the acquisition of the former with the same urgency and ruthlessness we use to prevent the acquisition of the latter.

I love that sign. It makes me smile

Hypervigilance animal crackers

virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century

SAME

SAME

Thank you, GWAR, for spilling blood and urine in our office.

lord, we see what you've done for others...

Weird good: the Denny's waiter we knew back in college with the legit name Barkme Laughingwolf.

FELLAS GIVE IT UP FOR GREEN GODDESS NO AMBITION

Calgon take me away!

NO ONE LETS ME DO THIS

I am at a knit in and currently enjoying life

FUCK HE IS STILL ALIVE?

‘Hot Ones’ Host Begs BTS To Stop Dancing And Try Wings https://theonion.com/hot-ones-host-begs-bts-to-stop-dancing-and-try-wings/

Paper moon is a fantastic movie

YOUR PET IS NOT YOUR BABY

Youngest has a friend over. I am sitting and knitting not in the room. It's fun listening to them talk and be kids

Very boteroesque (after Fernando Botero). 🐏

My kid would love this. So would I

Cruising around with friends in high school Meeting my husband in college

Fight Club

Red

The theme song

If it's any movie from the year, I'd say 1999 If I have to stick with the list, 1990

IT'S NAPTIME

Blockbuster but really a good rental place

No easily accessible Internet

Rampage

Diva by Annie Lennox

Love's Baby Soft and Drakkar Noir

Brad Pitt and Donnie Wahlberg

I never saw them but Nightmare on Elm Street.