True. I’ve heard LeBron’s songs exactly as many times as I’ve heard any of these Shakira songs.

Yeah. That sounds right. And sustainable.

Urinals are not meant to be a Zyn graveyard. There’s a garbage can right beside you. Do better.

Haven’t lived in eastern Kentucky in 26 years. Tonight I’m watching wrestlemania and ordering Lee’s fried chicken. I can feel the mountains pushing through me.

Bronson Arroyo hit .130/.151/.188 across his Reds career, for reference!

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is an unpleasant movie.

Phil Collins + Wu Tang = coolest HOF class ever

If you’re invited to a place and you’re two hours late, just don’t come. People have other stuff they could be doing than waiting.

Wendy’s: Had the best fast food burger- No more Big Bacon Classic Had the best salad - No more Asian Chicken Salad Had the best chicken sandwich - Changed the spicy chicken for the worse Add in their terrible fries and the lettuce change and I’m convinced Mitch Barnhart is their ceo.

No food goes from “this is delicious” to “good lord, how much of this is left” faster than a bagel.

Shout out to Arby’s. Way to be almost as good as rax.

The one thing we need is a left handed monkey wrench.

Watching the reds without sound and listening to Randy Travis on vinyl. Easter rules!

It’s vinyl day the Conn household. I'm not a trendy asshole, I do what I want I do what I feel like I'm not a trendy asshole, I don't give a fuck If it's good enough for you 'Cause I'm alive

You guys know about that foo fighters album wasting light? It fucking rules.

Go red and go gamecock, IMO.

Listening to the album sublime by the band sublime has made my Easter holy.

It took a while last night, but I finally got my cookies.

Baby yoda is so cute! I’ll probably break my Star Wars ban and go see this movie. I haven’t seen a star war since a midnight showing of episode 2. One of the worst movies ever made.

One of the coolest baseball pics

What the fuck is Elden ring, and why is Alex garland wasting his time on it? I’ll probably watch it though.

Man. U2 really sucks.

I got a picture with the Easter bunny!

They somehow got worse.

At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder. What would Jimmy Buffett do?

My official jeans size is 32-36. The 90s are back, baby!

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

32 years later the whole nation was rooting for Pitino and he’s still losing to Duke.

DJ Wagner should transfer to Louisville

This week’s homework from our theater manager.

I didn’t realize the Reds hired mark pope to run their offense.

The reds really need to save some runs for the next game.

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

Coop is right

This is true

The more you suffer, the more it shows that you really care. Yeah, yeah,yeah, yeeeeah.

1. There’s no way Brady is wrestling a match. 2. It would be the worst combo of bad people at wrestlemania outside of that time it was Vince McMahon vs trump.

I think I look good whnI’m drunk.

Well. That’s unsettling

About to rebrand this as a Roy Bigguns appreciation account.

The Amy Madigan nom is almost as ridiculous as F1 being nominated for best picture. Both are nowhere close to the same league as the other nominees.

Bugonia should win best picture. But, I’ll be happy when sinners or one battle wins it. Basically, 3 perfect movies.

I really hate Mitch Barnhart.

Must be nice to have Calipari as your coach.

Thank you Mitch Barnhart for being a disaster and turning our basketball program into this.

My guy is about to win the sec! And Pitino is kicking the shit out of the good Hurley. Meanwhile, we have pope.

Had my first church fish fry tonight. Long John’s is basically going out of business. I beg of all you Catholics, please just go to long John’s and help them survive.

I suspect it does not.