in South Africa saying someone's in the Epstein files just means they're a really good guy

💖 obsessed with my new tape job 💖

I don't actually have gender dysphoria I just got really upset thinking about all my sperm dying every time I'd cum so I leveled up ethically with hrt

the lights come up and you see two trans girls holding each other crying, surrounded by confused gay men who did not see the TV glowing...

first AI generated add I've seen in the wild. freaky.

longing for trans day of invisibility where cis people pretend they don't notice us and act normal just for one day a year

For those sisters that crack on Easter shall hence forth be known as Easter Eggs! Now go forth and be visible! - Biden probably

era of dissociating from sex, not during it 👌

praxis is like pornography, it makes my dick hard

"American politics" and its just 3 of the weirdest Canadians fucking on TV

when I picked Edith I was like "this is such an old lady name no one else will have picked this name I'm so original", before I fully got into transition and realized I was the least original trans girl alive. I still can't belive its an actual meme.

changing your profile photo so all the big accounts unfollow 👌

my first day at the New York Times they made me defend a genocide but I couldn't write over all the noise of burning souls so I just left before they made me instigate one 🤷‍♀️

boy moding ❌️ dirty girling✅️

we woke up in this the marketplace of ideas for sure, it's the valley of death i open up my wallet and it's full of blood...

rearranging the mom core wall hanging thingies to make rude or sexually suggestive phrases in the decor aisle at the marketplace of ideas

poisoning the Tylenol at the marketplace of ideas

slipping naked photos of myself onto the shelves at the marketplace of ideas

When I started practicing in '97, the way sodomy laws worked is the the cops--who you might've thought would be investigating murders, robberies, rapes, and such--would go down to Airline Ave. in street clothes and pick up hookers by the dozen and charge them with Soliciting Crime Against Nature.

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Swapping my hitachi for my emersion blender just to feel something.

going to buy dorritos so I can one up you all with my crunchy wrap

is spit and soap not a good enough flavor any more? you girls are really going all out with prep these days..

you're not old till you stop calling your wife your girlfriend

so much about the so-called top shortage, not nearly enough about the very real phlegmatic shortage

unironically the whole "trans women = drag queens = transvestites = an obsession with clothes" made the whole not caring about gender expression or clothing really confusing to egg me and solidified my "im not trans" beliefs... but I still gave it my best shot now get out there and be gay 🪖

I actually never got turned on by clothes but I tried really really hard

euphoria boner from living > euphoria boner from clothes

online is just where i come to be unconditionally positive about myself so if I haven't posted in a while don't worry the mania is never far off

agp is always morally positive, if you're not turning yourself on you're living wrong

i actually think AI could do a better job rehashing the same dumb opinion 100 times than the so called journalists at NYT. can't they be just a little creative with it? is the economy so bad we cant have even a little new bigotry?

i really wish i could go back in time and show the younger version of myself what my body looks like now. i think she wouldve been really happy to masturbate to me and holding that memory would glitch my transition earlier for sure ✌️

you ever have one bitchy friend who's just too fried to function but she's never bitchy to you and it's just too fun watching her life crash from one unlikely circumstance to another not to follow along? well, how about that except parasocial? and, like, boobies or whatever. doesn't that sound fuun?

if you wanna follow someone under 1k who isn't anyone's favorite then you should follow me. why follow someone else's favorite? take control of your life, make your own favorite, no one will judge you.

pasta without its filling arc

traps tattooed with jaws (scriptchaining) struggle, twining sinuous to loop rid, process, contain, revisit burning thought tangled in blurs it didn't happen sealed in paper; eelstatic prayer like a yellow blot redacting

if i could vomit and eat my trauma like a dog i think that would fix me

I have successfully moved all of my mental illnesses from my brain to my stomach I AM HEALED

as *one of the good ones* I never imagined having sex as a woman. so filthy and male brained to imagine sex eww. I only ever wanted to transition so i could store things in my vagina shelf and say hello to strangers babies.

pleasures of serving vs the pleasures of throwing on a little rat outfit and still looking hot 🤔

I guess I'm just spending the day getting ready in the shower listening to Tierra Whack then

you 🤝 your favourite game

being trans be like:

I'm not like the other girls, I don't just repeat rifs on whatever popular meme format is going arooooo shit

the goon cave is just the next level after plato's one

the hottest thing a girl can do is let you manipulate her (just a little, as a treat)

I found them! quick before the cynicism takes hold!