This post is for anyone on @whipjack.bsky.social ‘s Patreon- a bingo card for the ongoing “mascot horror for babies!” Series. A companion piece,if you will,to the bingo card from Haley’s horror for babies bingo card video from Feb. If you’re not a member yet-look at everything you’re missing out on!

Join us in the mystical land of Nebraska for Kids on Bikes! Episode 0 releases Monday, September 22, wherever you find your podcasts

Seeing @whipjack.bsky.social's joy light up a room is always such a pleasure.

gencon haul of the day brought to you by @babybestiary.com and @smokingglueguns.bsky.social two of these items are named Kevin, if you can believe it

The first part of our game of Dread, Curse of the Iris Charm, is live! youtu.be/2vbdddk4kb8?... @ameliasom.com as GM @whipjack.bsky.social as Treble @posneg.bsky.social as Clef @nickkmeyer.bsky.social as TD Stank @lmaogracee.bsky.social as Ringo and @superdillin.bsky.social as Wingit Wright

Tune into the UC Twitch on June 14th at 2pm to catch all of Round 3! DM @whipjack.bsky.social @pirateprincessjess.bsky.social @saintjosie.bsky.social Kyle @afluffygoomba.bsky.social @nickkmeyer.bsky.social @travismcelroy.bsky.social

LET’S GO ROUND 3!!! I don’t have a cute intro here other than to appreciate this wacky combo of characters. Can’t wait to see them interact Give it up for @pirateprincessjess.bsky.social as Serenity Sapphire @saintjosie.bsky.social as Cathy Norfolk Kyle as Thavius Sunbloom

Up next! Unprepared Casters presents: what is this one called????

in light of the shrek 5 teaser trailer, i am happy to announce that i am a prophet and you can view my wise teachings for free, but i only predict shrek related happenings youtu.be/7G8LBc_HfY4

got a video hitting patreon tomorrow and youtube next week!!!! and i look very good in it!!!!

I really enjoyed recording and editing this game of "The Time We Have" by @moreblueberries.bsky.social for @unpreparedcasters.bsky.social. Haley and Mills made me cry and call my brother as soon as the cameras stopped rolling. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgam...

Come hang out with me and Jordon while he drinks bad sauces! www.twitch.tv/thejordonbrown

Up next for Unprepared Casters is: Open the Door! Patrons will see the Amelia and I playing The Time We Have by Elliot Davis TOMORROW, and it will be hitting our YouTube and podcast feeds on Monday, January 13th! pre-order the game for yourself at: the-time-we-have.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

It's tiiiiiiiime to Pubgeon Crawl!!!!!! youtu.be/yCebViEHEgU?...

guys I think season 6 of onceuponatime might be… bad…

TONIGHT! Ring in the new year with Unprepared Casters by joining us for the premiere of Pub-geon Crawl! Watch everyopne be super calm and collected while they play Heroes of Barcadia! Starting at 9:41pm ET, ending at the new year! On YouTube! t.co/SBUIfmsqX2

do you have plans for NYE? you do now!! unprepared casters is going to be dropping a very chaotic two hours just for you, counting down to midnight. mark your calendars and get silly. details (and drinking game rules) to come! here's a sneak peak of the vibes:

a second sneak peek of the vibes:

do you have plans for NYE? you do now!! unprepared casters is going to be dropping a very chaotic two hours just for you, counting down to midnight. mark your calendars and get silly. details (and drinking game rules) to come! here's a sneak peak of the vibes:

The first one-shot @saintjosie.bsky.social and I produced for @unpreparedcasters.bsky.social is live! Join @whipjack.bsky.social, @superdillin.bsky.social, @captainkrail.bsky.social, @abzkelly.bsky.social, and @pirateprincessjess.bsky.social for With The Tides: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzgC...

2 howl 2 furious

how many people are pax do you think will let me jump into their arms

i accidentally got a Gatorade zero instead of a regular Gatorade but it was $6 and now i have to drink it. toughest battles, prettiest soldiers, etc

the secret to having a great time going through tsa is apparently giant dice earrings. no one can resist fawning over the giant dice earrings

at this rate i will literally never successfully bring business cards to a con. they vanish every time i pack, i cannot explain it

if you are going to pax unplugged you are now legally obligated to find ME at pax unplugged and say hello. possibly even do a hug, if you're into that sort of thing

i always forget that talking about a man i find attractive on tiktok will fill my notifcations with many many people telling me in no uncertain terms that they want that man to dom them

gonna get really good at making thirst edits and do one for every single UC in person oneshot, GOD my friends are so hot

cosplay plans for pax unpluggedddddddddd

Perhaps the best things about working in TTRPGs is getting to know people on actual play podcasts, so that when they do something insane/devastating you can yell at them directly, rather then simply into the void. Anyway every go listen to the Aurora Protocol from @unpreparedcasters.bsky.social

gotta make a sign to hang around my neck at pax that says ‘sorry if we talked at gencon and I never followed up I’ve been going through in ways you’d never believe’

oh I do Not have any cosplays actually planned for pax, should I try and get that figured out????

So stupid proud of this show, everyone is so incredibly good, from the characters to the story to the editing, every part makes it something I'm infinitely happy with

All 6 episodes of Unprepared Casters: The Aurora Protocol are now available anywhere you get your casts, and you do not want to miss this one. @aldermancy.bsky.social is simply incomparable.

getting yelled at for calling heimerdinger a creature but not this guy?? is this not just a hot guy??? this is not creature to me this is the line cook you fall in love with cause you’re around him all the time

always love the vibes in the patron-exclusive UC streams for me

just realized that for the majority of the things unprepared casters recorded last week i willingly sat myself next to an actual model. why am i friends with multiple actual models.

EVERYONE PUT THE SPOONS DOWN

no one was gonna tell me stromae has a song in arcane s2????????? now i have to actually watch it instead of just absorbing it through the internet????????

i do think the mercury retrograde is gonna fix my life somehow. i have decided it is so.

bruh as far as most of y’all should be concerned, i just work here i *like* working here, i like spending time with ppl here (for the most part), and i have met some ppl who i do dearly consider family! but this is not the olive garden!!!

if I don’t have the first half of onceuponatime season 5 on my patronage place tomorrow everyone is allowed to throw one spoon at me

Sandwich of the day (11/23/24)

funniest way to find out how the orpheus myth ends has gotta go to aram, who learned by listening to me jam to the entire hadestown soundtrack on a roadtrip until i said 'oh that's when he turned around' how he made it to 67 years old without knowing how the orpheus myth ends, i cannot say

one of my favorite things to say in onceuponatime recaps is 'as you recall', specifically about shit that no one but me would bother to recall

*sitting in a car and listening to 6 hours of musicals* Me: “What do you mean she sleeps with her married gynecologist and they have a peppy little ‘oh, whoopsie’ song afterward?!” Haley: “She was in a really sensitive place.” Me: “SO WAS HE.”

Whenever I dress up as a pirate I wear a black rose necklace as a reference to my first pinball machine. A pirate themed game called black rose

I can't believe that I simply have to keep naming these characters. There's no end to it.

speed-making a spontaneous youtube video because i have so much energy and so many things to say?? babes i think im healing for real

They said "this is about fighting monsters" and I said "I didn't hear what you said at all"